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let's all go out and buy pink refreshing citrusy fruity sexually arousing drinks
Phonspiracy theory!!!
@phan-is-not-real @phan-is-almost-real and @phan-is-actually-real are all the same person
Me and @phan-is-not-real are friends. We do not associate with @phan-is-actually-real
i second this
What about me :(
they’re all multiplying im scared the plot is thickening but its like Dan with his clones…. it really could go either direction 😨
@phan-is-not-real 👀
Yes the AO3 omega April fools joke was exceptionally funny but actually seeing AO3 on April 2nd without a beta status is sending me.
What do you mean it’s not in beta anymore? Isn’t that it’s thing? Just to exist in a perpetual state of almost ready. Do I too need to grow and change and become an actualized product? I am not ready.
A painting of a nightmare I had recently.
In the dream, my partner and I were following the narrow paths in a dirty hallway with deep pools of water. In the deep water were the bodies of horses, bones and remaining flesh bleached white. We could hear a distant scream behind us that was slowly growing closer.
an erotic poem:
leg so hot
hot hot leg
leg so hot u fry an eg
i love every pixel of you my dear mutual
I love being an adult who always puts my hand out to shake when I meet a kid! every single time their face is like "no one does The Adult Greeting Ritual with me, is this a sign of respect or is this man simply unhinged" and then of course as we talk they realise it's both
sherlock holmes
explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly
god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage
my piece for the wonderful @very-sincerely-yours-zine 💙🔍
sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m at home sitting down
we love indie dev solidarity
DID YOU ALL KNOW THAT YOU CAN DO WHATEVER UOU WANT WHEN YOURW MAKING ART ISNT THAT WILD
i have no defense against this. you've got me
trying to get people to watch iron lung feels like i'm holding out a big bucket of blood and asking people to blindly stick their hand in there and feel around. come on. it's not even that bad. just dunk your hand right in and hold it there for 2 hours
LETS BRING BACK 1337 SPEAK
why do i even try
I THoUGHT YOU MEANT THE YEAR
my l0rd, t3h p34s4nt5 4r3 r3v01t1ng! W3 mu5t s411y f0rth 4g41n5t th3m 4thw1th!
Happy ten years of being so old no one knows what 1337 is
I Shaw back her Poshanka
yesterday I finally beat the frog ass boss and now. Endless battle with one and only Shakra, I made so many funny shots
Phonspiracy theory!!!
@phan-is-not-real @phan-is-almost-real and @phan-is-actually-real are all the same person