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they/them, воно, Ukrainian 🇺🇦, art bachelor, 2D animator, anarchy is hot, multifandom posting, coffee, freak, #1 Sylvia fan, #2 mon-el hater. main fandoms: wander over yonder, murderbot, ace attorney, sherlock holmes, deltarune, dc comics, sonic the hedgehog, and more. love you caw

[longseasons]

let's all go out and buy pink refreshing citrusy fruity sexually arousing drinks

[worldwright]

movie yapper scale (HOME movies we're not being public menaces)

0- NO talking during movie NONE. i will kill you

1- a couple comments but keep it short. no pausing

2- frequently points out little stuff ("ooh cool shirt", "are they stupid")

3- i will pause occasionally to have brief discussions about the movie

4- frequently discussing movie stuff. might talk over dialogue occasionally

5- it's just nonstop. can't enjoy the film if im not engaging with it!!

depends on who im watching with / depends on the movie

not a movie watcher

Remaining time: 3 days 29 minutes

[peony-pearl]

THIS IS AN OC CHECKPOINT

give me 1 cool fact about your oc RIGHT NOW

[peony-pearl]

UPDATE it doesn't even have to be 'cool', give me a fact about ur oc!!!!

[virgil-upinthestars]

that bitch is fully in space, abducted by aliens, broke out of a high tech cell, watching downloaded star trek episodes on her ✨nokia n95✨

[cawareyoudoin]

She is a gay homophobic heartbreaker emo who thinks subcultures are cringe.

[botgirlchassis]

Ohhhh that is too much for you little spider…

[botgirlchassis]

Ohhh nooo…

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

unpopular opinion probably but I actually like that ao3 doesn’t let people take back their kudos.

unlike social media platforms (which ao3 is not) where people unlike stuff whenever they think or find out the original posters’ moral compass doesn’t perfectly align with their own’s or whatever, and “likes” can be taken back at any time, ao3 treats kudos as something sacred. once you give it, it’s the author’s to keep forever.

[the1920sinpictures]

1925 c. Callot Soeurs evening gown of silk satin with metal embroidery. This dress was owned by Molly Tondaiman, the Rani of Pudukkottai. From The Fashion Museum, Bath.

[paranormal-taters]

"i feel besquintled", said no one ever. because that's not a word.

[paranormal-taters]

okay nevermind it IS a word now and this is exactly what it means.

[paranormal-taters]

EVERYONE SHUT UP AND LOOK AT THIS NEW AND BETTER WORD

[lay-z-panda]

fuck romance i want whatever @phan-is-not-real and @phan-is-actually-real have got going on

[submityourself]

nailed it

[enhydra-lutris7]

Phonspiracy theory!!!

@phan-is-not-real @phan-is-almost-real and @phan-is-actually-real are all the same person

[phan-is-almost-real]

Me and @phan-is-not-real are friends. We do not associate with @phan-is-actually-real

[phan-is-not-real]

i second this

[phan-was-real]

What about me :(

[brblaunchinghardly]

they’re all multiplying im scared the plot is thickening but its like Dan with his clones…. it really could go either direction 😨

[phan-was-real]

@phan-is-not-real 👀

[smodernlife]

Yes the AO3 omega April fools joke was exceptionally funny but actually seeing AO3 on April 2nd without a beta status is sending me.

What do you mean it’s not in beta anymore? Isn’t that it’s thing? Just to exist in a perpetual state of almost ready. Do I too need to grow and change and become an actualized product? I am not ready.

[wolfsteax]

A painting of a nightmare I had recently.

In the dream, my partner and I were following the narrow paths in a dirty hallway with deep pools of water. In the deep water were the bodies of horses, bones and remaining flesh bleached white. We could hear a distant scream behind us that was slowly growing closer.

[fursonas]

an erotic poem:

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg

[kristina100000]

i love every pixel of you my dear mutual

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I love being an adult who always puts my hand out to shake when I meet a kid! every single time their face is like "no one does The Adult Greeting Ritual with me, is this a sign of respect or is this man simply unhinged" and then of course as we talk they realise it's both

[vavo0m]

sherlock holmes

[philcollinsenjoyer]

explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly

[machine-unlearning]

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage