Introductorary post
My fellow Americans,
I, George Walker Bush have created this Tumblr blog to reach the people of this great nation and every other great nation. The purpose is clear-- @sexyronaldreagan-official and his running mate @coquettethatcher-official are running for president in 2028 and so is Trump. Nobody invited me and I'm feeling left out so here goes.
I am announcing my bid for being the oval office of 2028.
You may be wondering what my platform is. My time in retirement has alleviated my sense of self and allowed me to come out as a stone butch lesbian. 🏳️🌈. As such some things have changed since you last saw me run in 2004:
build this nation to be one where everyone's wings can take dream
fix the economy so that for all classes of people, it's easier to put food on your family
abolish golf in its entirety
A new national basic income, to offset the costs of private healthcare
Mandatory transreligionation. I'm not picky!
Freedom bible, starring me and my friends, coming 2028
Trans bald eagles NOW!
I've seen what immense unity exists in Mamdani's NYC, and I've been inspired. The feeling of overcoming terror to grow as a community is what makes New York special. I want to expand on that feeling, nationwide. 9/11 brought our nation together, and with Americans at each other's throats I have a plan. Additional 9/11s, every month, as voted by the people for the people.
In terms of a running mate, @mike-pence-officia has signed on and we stand before you as the youngest option so far in all of presidentblr. He's 67, I'm 79 and between us is minutes, maybe even hours of hard work running this country.
Thank you all and adios,
Butch W. Bush
