They Misunderestimated Me

taylor • 30 • they

[butchabouttown]

be the fat butch dyke you want to see in the world!!!

This is my ✨main✨

I was @butch--dean now rebranded as a d&p blog @butch--dan 😇

[libraryfag]

hi my name is dark yagami and my goal is to give birth to billions of people

[eternalgaylord]

collecting tweets

[eternalgaylord]

#vessel alert

that's right

[squeakitties]

erogenous zone

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[human-pet-they]

DUDE GRINDR IS AWESOME

[subaru-copilot]

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

[3liza]

[3liza]

[segamascott]

[jetix]

‘White Cat with Gemstones’ by Joseph Jones Oil and acrylic on linen, 2026

[supergameboytwo]

[supergameboytwo]

If you guys don't start behaving I'm going to turn off reblogs for this post. This post is about launching matchbox cars into your wall at high enough speeds to lodge them there. Nobody cares about how strong the walls in your house are, and I'm suddenly learning that a lot of people on this webbed site don't know what drywall is, but none of that matters.

The only thing that matters is shoot cars into your wall.

[houndmother]

oh no blowjob for me please! i just wanted to be in this truck stop bathroom stall with you

[cartographerswithoutborders]

My plan to create a perfectly flat and level Kansas by moving 5,501 cubic miles of earth from west to east. It’s the ideal Kansas. Still some details to work out about rivers, roads, etc. Watch out for the 900-foot cliff bisecting Kansas City.

[sad-face]

[deadpowol]

[dogpuppy]

[ozempicofficial]