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ivy | they/them | 26

[sunnybible]

aesthetic of the day i think

[sesamestreep]

DS9 as a show dares to ask the important questions, like for example “would Star Trek still be good if it was set at the food court at the mall??” and the answer to that is “yes, and actually it will somehow be better”

[anxeious]

[lesbinewren]

crazy how every time a female character gets cliche misogynistic writing we have to explain to people again that fictional characters are not real and do not choose things for themselves.

[lesbinewren]

it’s really this at the end of the day tbh

[zimbabwe2007-deactivated2017060]

[duckleduster-deactivated2018071]

laura palmer

[wooz]

[spookygirlfriend]

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

you could bring this post back to the late 90s and it would be exactly as funny as it is now. no elements of it exist now that did not then

[pseudophan]

when your stomach is really mad at you and you're not sure which one of your fourteen unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it

[valicelavidad]

somehow my app bugged and cut the last nine words off so I thought op was a cow or something

[pseudophan]

[tapeworrmart]

Finally watched both Creep films 🐺🔪

[1percentcharge]

creep 2? creep to where?

[teethr0t]

"i might look like i'll eat you up / but i'm as friendly as a rabbit!"

[meattforbrains]

Erm Sara there’s a freak right behind you..

[gayrandalgraves]

*flirtatiously* bleeding out all by yourself, handsome?

[kitttenteeth]

Do you like biting ?

ya that’s why they’re putting me down tonight

[ezrisdax-archive]

this is so funny, every other vulcan is out here lying about lying and tuvok is just here like ‘no we can’

[ocdnatural-deactivated20220809]

love ouroboros. cannibalization of the divine except you are the cannibal and the divine and the witness watching it

[theyslashthem]

Can't just leave that shit in the tags

[mrhealyourgirl]

....

[flipchild]

popplio get out of there you scamp

[the-quasar-hero]

Never ask a girl if she wants to become a werewolf because she’s always going to say yes because girls love tearing things apart with their teeth and ripping people to shreds with their claws, it’s a foregone conclusion, an immutable fact of our universe really when ya think about it.

[malscare]

fat pussy friday

[lindsaychrist]

this is so fucking funny