AU Crossover - Chloe meets Stefan
“Is she trying to… flirt with me?”
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AU Crossover - Chloe meets Stefan
“Is she trying to… flirt with me?”
emeraude stumbled around with alcohol just running through her veins; PURE ALCOHOL. hiccupping and giggling to herself, she fumbled around trying to get her key to work when her front door was already unlocked. without another care in the world, she walked in as gracefully as a newborn horse and started to make too much noise at 3:30am. she couldn’t help it. she was drunk off her face! she walked over to her couch and laid down on it, immediately sensing that the couch felt different. “where the hell am i?” she groaned, rubbing her eyes.
“Good morning,” the man said as he leaned over her slightly. “I was getting a bucket here, just in case you decided to hurl...” Paul said, stepping back and putting the cup of coffee on the table before taking a seat in the opposite chair. “Luckily for you I was just getting home from a night shoot and could let you just wander in,” Paul chuckled. “I generally don’t let strange drunk women just wander into my place and crash on the sofa,” replied the actor, taking a sip of his own coffee.
lukesguitarftw:
We should go together. Bring the TV and we will find a car to smash and slash. It will be a blast. You don’t even remember why you were mad before.
I don’t even think I need to be mad! It just sounds like fun overall!
agronslamb:
I feel like it’s better than a whale, though. I went to the pool a little while ago with a friend of mine and her kids and everybody was some kind of sea creature.. I was the whale, according to a three-year-old. Which is funny, coming from a kid. If an adult had said that, I’d wanna punch them in the face. Luckily, nobody has called me a trailer park. At least not to my face. God knows what people say behind my back. Is that a thing? Is calling someone a trailer park a new insult? No beating people up, today, thankfully. People are generally nice. Everyone wants to touch my stomach.
Oh wow. Still, no matter what, no one wants to be called a whale. I know women (somewhat), and certainly the only one really allowed to have that sort of opinion - or SHOULD ever express it - is you. I bet they want to touch your belly, you’re making an actual person in there! But it’s funny, if you’re baking bread, no one wants to touch the oven.
ftelgort:
Oh my god, you did? What a rush that must have been! Can’t say I blame you. I probably would have done the same exact thing.
I maintain those cookies are laced with crack. That’s the only explanation for them being that good and you going back that often.
eahmerude:
that sounds like a great plan, but i feel like i will just pig out on the chinese and then take a massive nap from my food coma. dear lord, i am now just thinking how the hell did i get my job?!
Sheer talent, I’m quite sure! No matter what, it’s probably going to end up with a nap. Perhaps you should try putting the script under your pillow, learning by osmosis?
“Wanna know what I love? Girl scout cookies. Want to know what I never have enough of? Girl scout cookies.
I totally raided a stand this weekend. It was so wrong - the ravenous look in my eyes, I would have been arrested if I wasn’t throwing money at them as I snatched up ever Somoa in sight.
“i wonder if i should actually be a responsible adult today and do my job. i mean i have been putting off learning my lines for a while but… sleep and food is just amazing! hmm… work? sleep? work? sleep? it’s a bit of a hard choice don’t you think?”
Hmm, I would suggest Chinese take out, rehearsal of lines for a while, then nap. All three in the right order makes for an amazing night, that’s what I tended to do when on a full time show.
lukesguitarftw:
It is, and you feel so much better afterward. Plus it’s just junk that people donate, and if you bring a bag of junk, you get money off when you go in. It’s absolutely the best.
I do have an old TV I’ve been thinking about smashing. That would make for a good trade in for someone, as long as I get to pop the hood of a car or something with a bat.
So, I’ve been totally MIA for the past.. I don’t know how long. It’s been far too much time. I’ve only got a little while longer to go with my pregnancy and I feel so big I could pop at any moment. I’ve been reassured that I don’t actually look like a house with legs, but I may as well be with how exhausted I’ve been. I can barely find the energy to get up and be a real adult. How are things going in the world of the living, though? Catch me up on everything I’ve been missing out on.
I think a ‘house’ is a terrible thing to say. I mean, no one is calling you a trailer park or whatever, right? Cause I’m all set to beat someone up if they do, I promise you.
lukesguitarftw:
I know, right! It’s pretty epic, and it totally works. Why pay doctors for anger therapy when that is just the ticket? It’s wicked fun too.
I think it’s brilliant! Everyone has ways of rechanneling their anger and doing all this other stuff, but actually breaking things? Better than any therapist.
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djhansen:
DINAH: next time!! you can come next time we go! haha
PAUL: All right, sneak me into your carry-on bag. I don’t weigh -that- much.
ffsoldsoul:
I’m debuting a single, that’s all. Pleasure to meet you as well, Paul.
Hey, that’s cool. It’s a pleasure. I also understand you recently dipped your toe into the ‘acting’ pool?
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DINAH: heyyyooo from japan. you NEED to be here, i’m falling in LOVE with everything here.
PAUL: Did everyone go to Japan and no one take me? Man...
I’m usually a person who’s really under the radar, which is weird because of One Direction and what not. But I’ve thoroughly enjoyed the past year or so just sliding under the radar, working on my own things and sliding in some family and tattoo time. Also, book the date April 7th in your calendars. That would be real swell. – But anyhow, catch me up with what you’ve up too? And if we haven’t been properly introduced, I’m Harry.
Sorry, what’s happening on April 7th? I’m totally lost. But it’s nice to meet you anyway, Harry. I’m Paul.
itsxperriex:
I’m usually a wee bit better at handling stress like this. It just gets a little tougher the more tired I am, I think. I appreciate the kind words, though. Thanks.
So you need rest and relaxation? Well, if there’s anything I can do, just let me know. I hate to see someone struggling, and understand what you’re going through.