But I'm A Boy?

Emmett (E.J.) | 16 | Spider-Man | INFP | Type A | FtM | Ravenclaw | Ace | Eli is my #1

[transdreamsicle]

“women who wear makeup are why i have trust issues”

bruh if you thought any woman naturally has shiny red lips and eyelashes long enough to fan queen cleopatra then that’s your own dumbass fault

[ronweasley]

[beyohnce-blog]

and yall think john green is original smh

[gaysfornatalie]

Name: Lila. Job: Destroying transphobes

[praisk-deactivated20161126]

LILA YOU SCORCHED THEM, DAMN

[gentlepanpirate]

#LILATHEDESTROYER

[xa33a]

My Chemical Romance - Danger Days: True Lives Of The Fabulous Killjoys (2010) 

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inspired by [x]

[butimaboy-blog]

Is there anyone who knows everything about you?

Of course not. I wouldn't trust a soul on this planet to know everything about me.

[thebobblehat]

Think of it this way...

The Avengers are every person you see in high school.

The shy nerd

The asshole you just can’t hate

The hot foreign guy

The athlete

The quiet guy who’s always playing guitar and probably smoking something

His bitchy/bad ass girlfriend (depending on if she likes you or not)

The emo kid that somehow gets all the chicks

And that one cheerleader that EVERYONE knows has a hard-on for the athlete

[blowjcb-deactivated20221016]

so im at work and bagging for this lady and her little kid and the kids askin me about what its like being a big kid and all that so he goes “do you have a girlfriend? is she pretty?” and i live in a pretty liberal area and it was pretty quiet in the store so i just calmly responded “actually i have a boyfriend, but he’s fairly pretty” and the mom just kinda pauses on her phone and looks down at her son like please dont say anything bad please dont embarrass me but he just gets so fuckin excited and is like “you can do that ???? i didnt know boys were allowed to have boyfriends!!” and hes turns to his mom and is pulling at her phone trying to get her attention and is just really excited like “mom did you know that ? can i have a boyfriend instead of a girlfriend ??” and she just started laughing and was like “if you want sure” and they took their groceries and left and im just standing there like

DID THAT JUST HAPPEN

THAT WAS SO CUTE

[liquorinthefront]

Check out the 100 most stylish dapperQs of 2015

[butimaboy-blog]

I'm sorry but is the girl with the orange tie floating?

[nokturnal]

Dad: *sees Caitlyn Jenner on tv* it’s not she it’s HE Me: Don’t worry dad your generation will die soon :))

[d-y-s-p-h-o-r-i-c]

Me for the real sad truth ^

[butimaboy-blog]

Who is the sweetest person you know?

My precious Eli. The Deadpool to my Spiderman.

[butimaboy-blog]

Tbh I really like you

I would say I like you too but tbh I have no clue who you are. But hey, *kisses forehead* you're my favourite.

[cherrygumdropz]

[seethestarsablaze]

You know I’m real drunk when my southern accent comes out. Like damn yall.

[butimaboy-blog]

This describes me

[butimaboy-blog]

my goals are to be so intimidatingly hot that people are surprised at how nice I am when i talk to them

[deep-sexts]

[fag]

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