oh wow

[butimherern]

My favourite headcanons about Davekat

Size difference- but it goes both ways! Dave is taller than Karkat until thry turn 21 or so and Karkat's moult permanently makes Dave the small one. Not that he's complaining

Codependence. These two are a menace to friends and now they are are a menace to anyone trying to speak at all. Good luck finding one of them alone, Karkat is just around the corner and you interrupted Dave finding him. Dave has taken to wearing Karkat's clothes and now you don't know if he owns any clothes in his size at all.

Jealous Dave and Insecure Karkat. who is he spending time with that is not me vs the people he's spending time with will replace me.

No kids. Babies are cute but I think they have too much shit to work through before having their own. Very good uncles though

Some honourable mentions

Karkat as waifu

Dave knowing anything about sports or being popular

Body swaps (because nothing says getting to know you better than chilling in their body and dealing with your aches and pains)

Immortality issues

[vedajuno]

it’s crazy to me that Homestuck has apparently influenced every single piece of media to come out of the mid 2010s and yet I have somehow never played an indie game that attempts to lift any of this sylladex shit for its inventory. there should be 10,000 games out there by now with inventory management systems even HALF as fucked up and evil as “items can only be stored in inventory slots equivalent to their name’s Scrabble score”

[hamsterdads]

happy 413!

[sg-s3c]

catfish

[babanillustration]

hope you've been doing well lately. your meteor dad au is soooo good

thank you! i checked out and hopped off to start writing my own thing (still in progress, emdau was to get me to rev up to working on my own project but i'm comfy enough doing that now) I'm posting this as an interest check on continuing emdau content though ( i still have a backlog i never posted, but probably won't if i don't plan on making more.)

[babanillustration]

forgot I had this

[hamsterdads]

here's a frankly embarrassing amount of these two

[mr-foods]

[pastabaguette]

a bunch of cool-toned characters.

i don’t think they really canonically attend a martial arts class together, but i am inserting them into my own life because i feel like it.

[jellysmudge]

She’s for the women.

[sweetstuffiemilk]

Guess who tried drawing fem dave too but the light went out? Yeah. I gave up

[mistigri0000]

Sort of repost but w more doodles Do we fuck with mom x sis. Can we fuck with mom x sis.

[brunchcorpse]

woman u are sooooooo

[onefr3ddieo]

Eya vro..... Can you draw alpha dave.... Oil up.. Idk if I'm serious or joking

of course i can

[fatuousscribbles]

Can't sleep, I'm gonna post Jade English!

[caligvlasaqvarivm]

calming down the moirail. bonus:

(shameless plug for my eridan essay if you've already read it i recommend checking it again because it's been edited since it was first posted)

[meowcatmutie]

aw fuck our boy got the self-sabotage instinct