Butlerapologist

Free Palestine 🇵🇸-20-INTJ-7w8- asexual Every thought I have

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Sorry if I go through your blog for an hour and like 90% of your posts from the past 5 months, I was bored and I like your blog.

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Just got friend zoned in my dream pathetic

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As an asexual gay man I’m pretty sure my only option in romantic relationships is doomed yaoi

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I’m gonna make this man my chewlry

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I feel like I’m going to die (sick stomach)

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It’s soooo fucked up that no one’s talking about the 6and 7 manga. I love them so much! One of them has killed for his lover and continues to kill while being extremely catholic and the other one is the “human” equivalent of an exclamation mark. The symbolism and religious metaphors are insane. MY BOYS

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The only downside to talking to small children like they’re normal people and treating them like normal people (as per my mom) is that as they develop into bigger children they are viscerally aware of every single moment in which they are pandered to like stupid little accessories (as per my dad, my teacher, the special ed aide, every adult in my middle school) and you end up getting a lot of phone calls from people reporting your kid for (checks notes) “undermining authority”, “disrupting the classroom environment”, “disobeying elder peers”, and “unionizing the grade eleven gym class with intent to incite a mutiny” (as per me) and you end up with a Grown Adult who will absolutely encourage and enable other people’s children to fuck the sustem

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Anyhow the most empowering shit you can say to a kid in my experience has to be

“Wow that adult was being a jerk”

“That sounds really frustrating”

”Good job handling that, I would have lost my mind”

“It’s cool, I don’t expect you to remember me”

“You don’t have to hug me if you don’t want to”

“Yeah sometimes (authority figure you can’t avoid) doesn’t know what they’re talking about, it’s not your fault, just do your best”

“I don’t totally understand what you mean but I get that you’re upset, is there anything I can do?”

”Wanna go yell and break stuff with me?”

“You don’t need to be friends with that kid as long as you can still be polite”

“If an adult tells you to do something that will get you hurt, you don’t have to listen.”

“My number one goal is to keep you safe, but I don’t know everything and sometimes I’m wrong, so let me know if I make a mistake.”

“Man. Today sucked.”

“Yeah I also kinda wanna cry right now”

“Whoops, yeah, my bad”

“I don’t know the answer to that but we can probably figure it out”

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I don’t have abandonment issues I can abandon people extremely well

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I am so excited! I’m about to play the greatest prank ever to exist on my cousin. It’s a long game prank. I started it over a year ago. Snapchat used to be the app my cousin and I would text on all the time but I’ve slowly been using discord as the new app to talk on and discontinuing snap although I do keep snapping them there but mostly just cat pics until eventually they haven’t read any snap messages in about two months now. While I’ve been doing that I’ve been losing weight as fast as I can. I’m down 40 already and I should be able to be at a safe pregnancy weight by February. I’m going to impregnate myself (artificially, I’m trying to beat Virgin Mary in amount of births despite virginity) and then I’m going to take weekly pregnancy video diaries and send them to my cousin on Snapchat at the same regularity I would send cat pics. I need to get their husband to stop snapping them as well since he mostly uses discord as well that way hopefully Snapchat I downloads from their phone and I can send more stuff. Eventually I will text them that I’m at the hospital about to have a procedure done and that I sent them some stuff on Snapchat. Or I will just text them a pic of me with a baby. Idk yet. God I can’t wait.

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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh it huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrttttttttttdsssssssssss

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Fuck fuck and I can’t say this enough fuck

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Ear infection so bad. Im in so much pain I want to die. It won’t end.

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Dinner

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How the fuck did I not admit that I was trans and gay when this is my cold stone order

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I think I’m a dude

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Having to download dating apps again because I need to have a baby for various reasons and if anyone in my friend group had a dick that wasn’t silicone I wouldn’t have to outsource.

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I love it when I’m reading manga and the artist clearly didn’t care about the food they were drawing. Like what do you mean you are eating an entire chicken for breakfast