#harmless pranks

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[kvreski]

your best friend dates your brother but just as a prank

[artytaeh]

random thought, BUT. remember that harmless prank people used to make, saying that you used manifestations + dark magic + witchcraft to get your partner to like you? because theodore and mattheo would have opposite reactions.

t : you know, there's something about you that keeps me going. i like you so much, i can't even explain it.

🗯️ : oh, i know. i manifested you; did some muggle dark magic for a few weeks.

t : ... 😦. mia, you're joking. dai, say that that's a joke.

in the stupidest way possible, theodore would sincerely believe that you did some weird things to get him to like you. seriously gets spooked out, keeps telling you to not joke about these stuff; yes, it does keep theo awake at night. no, he won't ever admit that to you, even though he discreetly tries to understand what sort of muggle witchcraft is that.

mattheo, on the other hand—gets turned on. like, seriously; you did weird shit for me?! [giggling, kicking his feet.]

m : so what, you're telling me that you've been doing some weird muggle rituals? like, seriously?

🗯️ : oh, yeah. so that no one could trace those spells back to my wand, you know? sacrificing a few objects, leaving altars around to keep you liking me. i've been doing that weeks before we started dating.

m : oh. that's cool.

and he means it. 😭 mattheo sincerely thinks that that's so cool, would definitely ask you to teach him how to do those things as well—you know, just in case you stop liking him out of nowhere, mattheo has a way to keep you with him. uno reverses you, literally.

[cat-mermaid]

silly edit i made from this video💀

[samulettt]

if he got cremated i’d turn him to a diamond and put that shit in my forehead lil uzi vert style #truelove

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[tomatohater123]

HARMLESS PRANKS TO GET YOU DISOWNED

Carry your phone with you and play ocean white noise while around someone. every day, go around them and make it louder and louder. it will mess with them

Put a cucumber in someone's mailbox

re-arrange the utensils in the kitchen drawers

put a spoon in their pocket without them noticing. if they dont notice for a while, try slipping another one in there.

swap your phonecases with someone that you will be near for a while. watch them get confused on which phone is their's.

Turn on no caller ID (look it up) and ask your friends for one of your classmate's number. then, call that classmate pretending to be a scammer.

Tape a picture of an anime girl or something to you or your housemate's ceiling and see how long it takes for them to notice.

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