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What do you call a dinosaur that works out a lot? Tyrannosaurus Pecks!!!
Why was Timmy the dinosaur late for his date? Because he has really low self-esteem and couldn’t decide what to wear :(
Why are dinosaurs so smart? Because they spend 24 hours a day in a museum!!!!
Roses are red, Blue cheese is green, It's stinky like feet, Please don't put it on my Valentine's Day pizza, baby queen.
Why do dinosaurs never buy roses for Valentine's Day? Because they don't understand symbolism!!!!
Roses are red, Your face is a little blue, Did I cut off an important artery When I sex-strangled you?
Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandfather is in the hospital because he fell off his rocky chair, Can you give me a ride home?
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I ate too much pizza - That soft part's a poo.
Why did the Timmy the dinosaur not celebrate Memorial Day??? Because he forgot!!!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have a boyfriend, And he has one too.
Why did Jimmy the dinosaur wear a hat? Because he has dandruff!!!!
Why did the dinosaur go to the farmer's market? Because he was out of cilantro!!!!!
Why are dinosaurs so bad at Valentine's day? Because their hands are so big!!!!
Roses are Red, Crystal meth is blue, Onions can fly, Are you high yet?
Some things are red, Some things are blue, Nothing is sweet, To apathetic old you.
Roses are red, Violets are purple, You never get flowers Because no one loves you.
Roses are red, Blood is red too, Ambulances too, I hope you don't die.