Water you doing

Destiny, 21

[jakeoettinger]

i-

[notkatniss]

remember when hozier did the victorias secret fashion show. scream

[notkatniss]

he looks like he just accidentally teleported there 

[mysticalalleycat]

Y'all Elle interviewed him about this beforehand and it’s the best thing I’ve read.

What a legend

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

[anxietyproblem]

[beyoncus]

[patanu102]

[jigglypuffsvevo]

[salemcenter10560-deactivated201]

why doesn’t the x-mansion have wheelchair ramps

it’s literally his house

how does he get in and out of his own house

[anzozi-everywhere]

when your creators forget to give you a way to leave your own fucking house

[durnesque-esque]

Sounds like Sims…

[eliminativism]

He is capable of astral projection why would he ever leave? He can possess a Tibetan sherpa if he wants to feel the wind in his hair again - or feel his hair.

[lucaumbriel]

Yeah,but sometimes you just wanna get out and stretch your legs, you know?

[eliminativism]

>stretch your legs

[nessa007]

jenna fischer going off on the office ladies podcast about how it’s a disgrace that none of the cast on the office ever won an emmy and especially steve carell, and then angela kinsey admitting she said “motherfucker” while at the emmys when steve carell didn’t win during the final year he was nominated for the office, is all one giant MOOD!!!!

[albedobeheading]

SLUR?????

[grimm-jimm]

My man said “boomer” with the hard “R”.

[deathlessmax]

Sup, my Booma

[show-the-show]

[geekandmisandry]

They been calling themselves that for 50 years but now it is a problem? Ok boomer.

[t0mies-b0dy]

S L U R?????

[zodiacgem]

Where can i find these shirts??

[saturdaynight-live]

I found some here!

[doggirlpaws]

I read that capsaicin makes your mouth feel like it's burning because it increases your nerve sensitivity to heat, and menthol works by doing the same thing to cold

So if I eat a habanero pepper and then chew a bunch of breath mints they'll each other out and I'll be fine

[doggirlpaws]

Hey guess what hellfire tastes like

[robopitcher]

my brain just went “with the un-woke-inator i can cancel everyone in the tri-state area" 

[jinkxtheroo]

Ah, Perry the Platypus! What an unexpected surprise! And by that, I mean completely expected! You see, Perry the Platypus, when I was a child, I had a stan accoun

[angelwarm]

i hope that one day i will finally be ok….i’ll make a cherry pie when it is all over

[angelwarm]

today is the day

[joshpeck]

reblog the cherry pie to be ok

[pumpkinylink]

The cherry pie worked for me and here’s to hoping it’ll work for you too

[pavelow]

The bar I hang out at just raised the price on their happy hour deal on mixed pints from $4 to $7 and to be completely honest it was because of me, I’m the only guy there that gets rum and cokes during happy hour

[pavelow]

Like the bartender basically told me it was my fault

[pavelow]

But here’s the kicker: I just saw online that they have a $15 Groupon that covers $30 worth of a meal/drinks, so as long as I get like a half order of wings which is like $3, I could hypothetically get four rum and cokes for a dollar less than what I was paying before

[amperilysm]

Local man singlehandedly drives bar into the ground

[catchymemes]

[littlenobodys-corner]

[kayaret]

[catsbeaversandducks]

[onesinnerzerostandards]

MY PAPAYAS

[exobiologist-deactivated2021091]

a crime of passion

[just-bears-here]

[lalalindu]

hyvä ja pyöreä….

[just-bears-here]

[bubbleberrih-deactivated2019080]

Pyöreä pikku karhu-pallo. Suloinen karvaturri. Pörröinen pallero. Todella hyvä karhu.

[just-bears-here]

[pdlcomics]

Welcome