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Taketomi Volcano by Alexander Lavrentiev

neovaginas can get wet naturally

a neophallus can get erect with an implant (this will either be a bendable rod or a device that inflates with saline at the press of a button, usually in the testicles)

both can feel sexual pleasure and experience orgasm

most neovaginas will be able to tolerate larger insertions with enough dilating/training

the nerves in neophalluses take a while to regrow but it is incredibly rare to experience no sexual nerve growth

both can look and feel "normal" if that's what you want, just take good care of your scars and look at your surgeons' results portfolio (and don't be afraid to be picky! its your genitals, you get to decide!)

in fact it's possible for many people to stealth and for their sexual partners to never know. even for phallo, some people with natal penises have erectile implants too, ED is common. neocaginas are often indistinguishable from natal vaginas

many surgeons are starting to offer preservation options for patients who want a more mixed look/don't want to lose what they have

YOU HAVE OPTIONS! demystify bottom surgery

there are people of every slur under the rainbow making the queer art you wanna see so like you don't HAVE to induce psychosis in yourself trying to pretend that taylor swift is a lesbian or that your favorite tv show or video game or whatever has a secret homo endgame

buttastic

like even if you're the kind of normie ass bottomfeeder who refuses to engage with art unless it is extremely accessible and forced down your throat we just live in a world with lesbian popstars in it now. you can go watch that gay hockey show. the world has these available to you

buttastic

my new discourse I'm starting is that for every time you post "here's why this popular thing is secretly gay/trans" you are stealing from queer creators and it's worse than piracy because you're literally robbing them of word-of-mouth and if you do it all of your friends will throw rocks at you

buttastic

there are people of every slur under the rainbow making the queer art you wanna see so like you don't HAVE to induce psychosis in yourself trying to pretend that taylor swift is a lesbian or that your favorite tv show or video game or whatever has a secret homo endgame

buttastic

like even if you're the kind of normie ass bottomfeeder who refuses to engage with art unless it is extremely accessible and forced down your throat we just live in a world with lesbian popstars in it now. you can go watch that gay hockey show. the world has these available to you

there are people of every slur under the rainbow making the queer art you wanna see so like you don't HAVE to induce psychosis in yourself trying to pretend that taylor swift is a lesbian or that your favorite tv show or video game or whatever has a secret homo endgame

feldfrog

I shoved a nerd in my locker. so nobody steals my precious nerd

desolationlesbian

sometimes I think too hard about like. how the ability to record audio fundamentally changed how humans interact with music. can you imagine if the only time you ever heard music in your whole life was when you or another human being in your actual physical presence decided to create it. and 99.99% of the time that person was not a professional but just like your wife or your dad or your co-worker or church choir singing or playing whatever they happened to know. i honestly don't think we can fathom it

desolationlesbian

Everyone on this post making nonsense "WAH it must have been BETTER back then" comments is ridiculous. I have 24/7 instant high-quality access to Carly Rae Jepsen's entire catalog. Go listen to Cut To The Feeling and appreciate that miracle or get off my post.

cheesefags

2-YEAR CHEDDAR

from GRAFTON VILLAGE

I usually try to review cheeses virginally - that is, ones that I’ve never had before. In this case, this is a cheddar I’ve had many times before. But I couldn’t leave it off the blog, what with its obvious appeal to leather and rubber fetishists.

As far as cheddars go, Grafton’s 2-year aged isn’t going to shock you. It’s mild, light on the salt, with a slightly sweet and grassy flavour. It’s got a nice texture. It’s dense, more moist than I expected, and smooth.

So what is the deal with the gummi suit on this cheese anyway? Well, cheese has obviously been around a lot longer than fridges. Fresh cheeses like mozzarella are too moist to last very long outside of a cold place (bacteria and fungi do so love damp places), though I don’t think anyone was too mad about eating that stuff quickly. But cheeses that have been aged (and dried) more have some more preservation options, which is where cheese wax comes in. The wax is a physical barrier, stopping fungal spores from landing, and also blocks moisture and air, making the cheese a pretty unfriendly place to grow. Even drier cheeses can be bandaged in cheesecloth and then slathered in lard to preserve them while allowing some ventilation.

I gotta admit: hot wax isn’t really my thing. But cheesecloth bondage and grease… it has potential.