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Spotlight fact: His closest friend is a barbarian from his country. They both keep a company of mercenaries that they take on well paid campaigns.

This comic features our raffle winner NPC- Sonya the inn keeper that belongs to @butter-sin-cupz

art by @tomis-jb

butter-sin-cupz

MY LITTLE INNKEEPER BABY GOT A COMIC FINALLY AHHHH

Wut

Why would you lie

I trusted you

where is the oscar for this video?

wheel-skellington

god when he almost forgot what he was gonna tell his mom

Levels to this

@cormorantes

The bean jar

[My Chemical Romance voice]: When I was…. a young boy… my Father… had what he called the bean jar…

iridescentoracle

have i mentioned recently @allieinarden is the best

mzuul

@ all writers, I tried to write fanfiction today and all I gotta say is:

HOW????

rosenrotmoth

Well first we got some:

Then a lot of:

And a bunch of small burst of:

Then repeat.

purrfecktlysinful

….and usually that last part is fueled by a crazy offhand comment or a shitposty discussion you had with a fandom friend. xDDDD

stimman3000

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yermemeblog

That one friend who takes sneezing to a whole new level.

medusolo

vultureculturecoyote-deactivate

I had a dream recently...

That I was out playing pokemon go, and people all over the world had started seeing this new pokemon popping up. Like out of nowhere this little thing started appearing occasionally. No word from Nyantic or The Pokemon Company about when or why they had released it. The pokemon was called “sleepytired” and it looked like this.

And you couldn’t catch it, the ball would just go straight through it. People were data mining and shit trying to figure out how to catch this thing but they couldn’t. Eventually they would just have to give up and leave the encounter. After a few weeks of people reporting sightings of it, and no word from Nyantic, some creepy shit started happening…

What started happening was, if you entered an encounter with a “sleepytired” with the AR on it would manifest in the real world. But it wouldn’t do anything. It would just float there, watching.

So people being curious started doing this whenever they could, and these things would just manifest and stay there. Obviously this was causing problems because these things would just be floating menacingly in local parks and in the local McDonald. And they couldn’t be moved, because anyone who tried to move them or touch them would be struck by sudden, intense, chronic fatigue that seemingly had no cure.

The last part of the dream I remember was watching a news broadcast telling people that pokemon go was now illegal, and to avoid touching or disturbing the creepy little things that are now just about everywhere.

banzai-jinto

what, in no particular order, the fuck

munchiezxx

hmmm. this name didn’t age well

femboy-genius-deactivated202407

this is what I do to the people who put unfunny additions to my posts

rnavka

wow uh violence isnt an answer hunty

femboy-genius-deactivated202407

coughloop

angry-eevee

Fantasy RPG Races as Dogs

Human:

Elf:

Dwarf:

Halfling:

Half Orc:

bluebandedagate

This is the best description of the fantasy races I’ve ever seen. Let me add some more!

Half-Elf:

Tiefling:

Gnome:

Dragonborn:

vanttalon-deactivated20181218

i lost my shit at that last one lol

thekingdomofkazz

@brgndiking

Dragonborn…

xtaleunderverse

skullcrysto

PATRIOTISM INTENSIFIES. MURCA. FIREWORKS. You know i had to do it.

zwagyzonk

weird couple i like…

purrfecktlysinful

Awwww look at the murder buddy couple~~ :‘3

lugmilla

officialfist

This is funnier than anything shitpostbot could ever dream of.

the-pundertaker-deactivated2020

Only 32 days until this joke expires. Reblog while you can.

pleasestopandrew

purrfecktlysinful

The math SHOULD add up the same… though you might need to convert if they use a non-decimal system (if they count in, say, fives or eights instead of tens)… OwO Stuff like this is FUN to play around with though.