Fire is natures stain stick

Bruh

[tagurself]

[theheartbrokenlibertarian]

Do NOT bother my boy. 

DO. FUCKING. NOT.

What a wonderful way to wake up! Every little boy deserves a dog, and every dog deserves a little boy.

[onemancabaret-deactivated202412]

WHEN HE PULLS THE BLANKET BACK OVER HIM AND GIVES HIM A KISS ON THE NOSE REBLOG IF YOU AGREE

[secreteggplantbaby]

[lesbian-toddhoward]

im going to buy a car today

[animusrox]

Do you have any Skittles?

[bootyunit]

when i saw this i couldn’t believe it didn’t have music

[ruinedchildhood]

[butterbuilder]

My mom is like this

[dragmaniarpdr]

Credit: @rpdrmemex (Insta)

[mercurysgf]

a shoes off house

[that-twink-over-there]

You left

the package

open

Dave?

[great-tweets]

😼

[butterbuilder]

Endure it

Taste it

Be a part of it

Experience the flavourful wonder that makes you say “I could name my first son after this but he would never live up to the names legend”. But don’t be selfish, you’re not the only one with thoughts, critics say

“It goes on everything”

“Delicious, an absolute culinary perfection

“Really gets between your toes”

“Tasty, happy to have it in my cabinet”

Something this flavourful can’t be missed, really a treat for the whole family, even cousin jerry. So get to your local supermarket before it’s simply obliterated and pick up some

,famous for their steak burgers,

steak and shake fry’n steakburger seasoning

[gameraboy]

[shavingryansprivates-deactivate]

[30-minute-memes]

gotta be there for em when it matters

[catchymemes]

Dump

#1

Keep reading

[black-to-the-bones-deactivated2]

I’m the birb that gets embarrassed by her man

[lunarriviera]

how fastidiously she puts up her little foot to block him like FOR GOD’S SAKE KEVIN LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS

[adulthoodisokay]

i know i have reblogged this several times but i love it so much

[paprika]

[8oo-deactivated20160414]

i think the coolest thing would be to see a new color

[mothermilhouse]

right so theres this thing called the bullet shrimp 

and not only are these things totally badass and stylish

they have 16 colour cones in their vision

us humans only have 3

these things can literally see over 5 times as many colours as we can

literally they can look at what we would see as a completely black space and see thousands of colours we don’t even know exist

do you understand how fuCKING COOL THAT IS

[ayeyuu]

not only that but they can punch a hole in an aquarium tank.

that’s pretty fucking radical.

[epsilon110]

not only punching through aquarium walls too

these little demon-spawn can punch so hard and so fast that

IT BREAKS WATER PHYSICS

their punches cause water to boil and create a bubble underwater, which kills its prey if it has contact with it, cooking them from the outside

BUT IT DOESN’T EVEN NEED TO MAKE CONTACT

the collapsing bubble sends out a shockwave strong enough to kill anything in a 10 cm diameter due to pure pressure 

this fabulous sob is death incarnate and don’t forget that   

[deleted01110011]

Even better - the inside of that little bubble before it collapses is over 400 million degrees Kelvin, hotter than the surface of the Sun.

[neongrump]

One Punch Shrimp

[jasoncanty01]

ONE PAAAAAANCHE!  

[sonicthehammons]

This straight up sounds like a Pokedex entry

[antifamutant]

Yeah what the fuck.

[cwunch]