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Gone

After taking my break, I no longer watch any of the boys at all. I will not be posting anything on here anymore, I will keep it here for anyone who wants to read my imagines still. And I’m over at @nctateez for anyone who still wants to talk.

So I guess this is goodbye? Thank you to everyone who’s supported me over the past year and a half

I love you❤️

#lowkey cried while writing this #change is weird #but always for the best #❤️❤️

A little break

I’ll be straight to the point, I don’t watch any of the boys anymore, I watch the occasional Simon vlog and that’s it. I haven’t written anything for yous since November, I’m not sure I just want to take a break and see how it goes, I may come back Im really not sure at this point.

But I’d like to thank you all for how much you’ve supported my writing and me as a person, I love you all❤️

#sorry #i felt like i owed you an explanation #sidemen #buttercream squad

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Masterlist

Smut is marked with a *

Buttercream Squad

Joe Sugg Slip n Slide Disaster Family? Clingy Sunday Morning

Jack Maynard I’m So Lucky* Baby The Big Day

Conor Maynard Walked in*

Josh Pieters Me, You and the Zoo

Byron Langley Surprise

Sidemen

Harry Cat’s out of the bag Private Conversations

Simon Shipped Gentle Giant Game Day Tease* (Collab with whateverbabeslove) Puppy Love

JJ Music Man

Sidemen of the Sidemen

CalFreezy Stuck Inside*

Lewis Redman Sunshine

Lachlan Exposed

WillNE Family Weekend The Truth Best Friend (drabble) First Impressions* Reward*

Finch Gym Sessions*

ChrisMD Summer Paradise

My recommended fics and imagines done by other people

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THANK YOU FOR 400 FOLLOWERS *these are lowkey old photos but I miss my short hair*

You’re all precious beings and have all helped me so much, even if I don’t say it often. I’m so sorry you all have to read my shit memes of the sidemen and my excess use of gifs

To all the friends I’ve made on here (and all of you who we’ve had little chats here and there) I love ya all

Honourable mentions:

@buttercreammaynard for being as awkward as I am and appreciating the struggle of teaching kids with me 💙

@mintersmini for being a fucking legend and my fellow northern duck 💞

And of course @whateverbabeslove for being my actual favourite person ever. Enough said. You know how much I appreciate and love ya ❤

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Ahh well doneee!!!

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who needs a significant other when u can just arrange ur pillows into a somewhat humanoid shape and cuddle those until u fall asleep

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Teach boys about periods

My mother also talked about periods to my brothers.

When I first got mine I had terrible cramps. Crippling cramps. I once was camping with my family and a few of my big brother’s friends when my period came. My cramps were so bad that my mom gave me a full pain killer ( I was 13 and before that she only gave me pills cut in half).

I literally laid down on my parents’ air mattress and cried in pain for an hour before the pill kicked in.

My brothers friend came in to the big tent and I was just curled up and sobbing. Now, I was quite the tomboy and was known to rough house with my brothers and their friends and made sure I wasnt seen as just “a little girl.” So my brother’s friend was confused to see me openly weeping in the fetal position (seriously, these were the worst cramps I have had in my life. My vision went white). He asked what was wrong with me.

My big brother stood up immediately and suggested a nice long hike. During this hike I am sure he had a pretty awkward conversation with his friend explaining menstrual cramps, because when they got back the pain pill had (mostly) kicked in and I was sitting up at a table when my brother’s friend sheepishly asked me if I was feeling better. I said I was better, and he said good.

When we made s'mores that night my brother and his friend kept me well supplied with chocolate.

Making sure sons know as much about periods and menstruation as daughters makes them better brothers, better sons better fathers, and better men. A man that understands a period will not lightly accuse a woman of “being on her period” if the woman is in an argument.

Raise better sons Teach them about normal bodily functions.