is actually lovely trash

-college freshie -18yrs a rebel -virgo -acting major

[teesadutta]

1.23.17

[lolfactory]

[uglyrad]

modern day romeo and juliet

[playdohnt-deactivated20181130]

So they gonna die

[kremlin]

my favorite part of flying home to texas is when the pilot yells YEEEEE HAWWWW WE’RE IN TEXAS NOW BOYS and fires his revolvers into the roof of the cockpit. 

[justintaco]

[guitartheskwisgaarist]

@thatsthat24 u?

[thatsthat24]

Omg yes it is.

[sunshinepersonify]

[did-you-know]

Photographer Christian Vieler captures the full range of emotions that appear on dogs’ faces while they’re trying to catch a treat. 

Source

[thecutestofthecute]

[cesaray]

[peach-bat]

IM AT THE PIZZA HUT IM AT THE PIZZA HUT IM AT THE COMBINATION PIZZA HUT AND PIZZA HUT

[paxamericana]

[ferreandhiscat]

“The flag should never be displayed with the union down, except as a signal of dire distress in instances of extreme danger to life or property.”

[oneofthosecrazycatladies]

[prorevenge]

Neighbor sued me after harassing my dog for months, lost horribly.

About 6 or 7 months ago, my neighbor got a drone. I don’t mind people having hobbies, but for some reason he insisted on flying like the biggest jerk possible. He would hover in front of other houses and windows, try to “race” cars going down the road, and worst of all he had a habit of flying his drone in my fenced back yard buzzing over my dog, diving low just over my dogs head before circling around to do it again. My dog isn’t small, he’s about 70lbs and a Malamute, but the drone terrified him, and I was worried what would happen if it hit him.

I asked my neighbor several times to please not fly in my yard and explained that it was scaring my dog, he basically told me to get lost and laughed in my face. When it still continued, I called the police. Unfortunately there wasn’t much they could do other than ask him to please not fly over my house/property.

Finally, in late December it happened - my dog got tired of his shit and managed to catch the drone right as it was diving towards him. He shredded the drone, the thing was just a jumbled mess of wires and plastic.

Neighbor was pissed. He stormed over to my house swearing and threatening me, which I ignored. A week later, I got a summons to small claims court - he wanted $900 for the cost of his drone and an additional $300 for supposedly denying him access to his property (the drone sat in my yard for a couple hours before it was retrieved). F*ck that. He could have killed my dog. I don’t have kids or a girlfriend, I just have my dog who is my best friend for the past 7 years. That dog has moved with me three times, was there when I graduated college, saw me buy my first house and my first new car. I love my dog.

Went to LegalAdvice, got some great help from them. Turns out, him suing me was the best thing to ever happen. When we got to small claims court, the judge basically laughed away his claims that I had intentionally trained my dog to attack his drone. But little did he know I was prepared. I had dozens of photos of my yard showing it was impossible for him to “accidentally” fly that low to my dog, videos of him harassing my dog in the past, and I had saved all my medical bills from taking my dog to the vet. $700 for an xray? Check. Another $250 to sedate him during? Why not, don’t want him being uncomfortable. Full dental exam with tooth cleaning/repair? $400. Then there was the cost of anti-anxiety meds and a secondary check up, wet food for a week in case his teeth were hurt, and extra just for good measure. In the end, the a-hole ended up owing me almost $2,000, and now is being investigated by the FAA for not having a registered drone and violating several FAA regulations concerning drone flight, too near an airport, too close to other people, out of sight of operator and waaay above the maximum altitude.

Enjoy never being allowed to fly drones again, d*ck.

[vitamincream]

[pkpaulshow]

[beachsand]

Someone who hasn’t played Overwatch explain this

[homodachiii]

[mishasminions]

“When I was 6, my family had almost no money. My parents had both lost their jobs, and they had separated from one another. My mom was not yet getting any government assistance and we barely had cash for staple groceries. At that point, we were poor enough that my brother and I were probably not going to get much in the way of Christmas presents. And then, a mother of a boy in my first grade class somehow noticed our need and gave my mother $100 to buy gifts for us. She wasn’t a mom who had a lot of money herself, but it was a very generous gift and made a huge impact on us. Not only did we get some material delights that Christmas, but I’m still talking about this gesture more than three decades later. I’m still moved by the kindness of a woman whose name I can’t remember. And more than that, when I was working on founding Random Acts and thinking about what I wanted its mission to be, I couldn’t stop thinking about this small act and how it had stayed with me. I couldn’t shake the feeling that small acts of kindness can have a huge and lasting impact. So here I find myself: A well-to-do grownup with two little kids, having to be gently reminded to stop and notice those struggling around me.” -Misha Collins

NOT ALL HEROES WEAR CAPES. MINE WEARS A MAID UNIFORM WHEN HE RUNS FOR KINDNESS.

[weavemama]

THIS CIA IS NOT FUCKING AROUND 

[brachial-saur-blog]

Did someone say he’s going to jail? Play that sweet music.

[mythical-bitch-13-deactivated20]

The day he is thrown in jail along with everyone else involved we shall have massive parties in the streets and anyone angry about it will be put on a large boat and pushed out to sea and hopefully their friend russia will come save them. Bye bye assholes, we’ll be here, making America FABULOUS!

[fromchaostocosmos]

okay but what about pence because him and then paul ryan are next in line so if trump is jailed we won’t be out of the woods yet so can we get rid of them as well?

[lennat2]

Yeah…there’s the rub…but I guess we have to start somewhere.  We just have to make sure that we keep up the momentum and don’t forget about what is left to do, like so many did with standing rock. 

Unless the CIA tosses them ALL in jail.  That would be great. 

[beatriceinmessina]

If the CIA puts Trump and Pence and Ryan into jail I might die of sheer happiness.

[republicana-usa]

For WHAT? Legally winning an election fair and square? GET OVER IT.

[weavemama]

No honey,

-For having contact with Russia throughout his whole campaign

-For constantly corresponding with Russia throughout his whole campaign

-For literally censoring a recording of a phone call w/ Putin 

-For jeopardizing our safety by going out partying after North Korea’s missile threat 

-For continuing to ignore the North Korea missile crisis because of his shitty vacation (Our lives are on the line here sis) 

-For allowing his counselor to promote his daughter’s promote her products at the White House (Ethics Rule violation)

-For also possibly firing Sally Yates for delivering information on Flynn’s contact w/ Russia??????

-For not instantly doing anything about Flynn’s contact w/ Russia (sounds a little fishy)

-For literally committing treason?????

This Russia and national security scandal is getting juicier and juicier each day. If you have a TV, turn on the news. If you have a computer, read the news. If you’re a paper-person, pick up a newspaper. Obviously, he didn’t “legally” win the election when latest breaking news says that his campaign was constantly involved with a foreign country. Obviously it wasn’t “fair and square” when he lost the popular vote. And no, we’re not just gonna “GET OVER IT” because 45 isn’t just an ugly orange man we like to hate on for shits and giggles. He’s jeopardizing our security, he’s jeopardizing our future, and he’s jeopardizing our lives. 

Good day. 

[thecringeandwincefactory-deacti]

People are thick in the fuckin head.

The man’s been in office a month and the amount of - illegal - damage he’s already done has been absolutely tremendous. The fuck are people defending when they jump up to defend him???

[weavemama]

I can tell trump supporters are starting to get a little nervous because their arguments are getting weaker and weaker….. I’ll give them about a year, the blatant embarrassment is gonna eventually get to the best of them 😂😂😂😂

[sharkbutch]

“fair and square” bitch what are you, nine? who tf says that

[weavemama]

before she hit “post” Beyoncè popped up in her head and said “what are u doing my love” 😭😭😭

[centali]

what kinda shit…? also??? the same people that hated hillary for THE SAAAME EXACT REASONS. such bull.

[michaelblick-deactivated-deacti]

He’s not going anywhere unfortunately. They’re probably trying to distract us from something with this news