[faggottt]

me after 4 days of self-quarantine

[letsboldlygomotherfuckers]

date of origin: 15th March 2020

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[b0ggyb1tch]

baby want SNACK

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[gorps]

[fruitsoftheape100]

Welcome To My Platoon

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Its Time To Meet Your Fellows Soldiers…

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This Is THE LIEUTENANT

No One Knows His Name

But When He Moves His Soldiers

It Is Like Checkers-Game

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This Is SARGENT TONGUE

He Can Lift Up Stones

And If You Make Eye Contact

He Will Break Your Bones

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This Is LITTLE MICKEY

The Sneaky Little Fellow

He Once Killed Guard With Credit Card

Without A Single Bellow

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This Is MR. RASCAL

He Is The Size Of Flea

Where Are You Mr Rascal

You Are So Hard To See

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The Fifth Is SPOON-LICKER

He Licks All Spoons With Glee

Holding Them With Both Hands

For They Are Slippery

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KILLING-SPHERE, The Sixth One

His Cheeks Can Produce Milk

With It, He Drowns His Enemy

A Truly Loathsome Ilk

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Here’s The Seventh: FUNNY GUY

He Knows How To Crack Wise

And Always Can Be Counted On

When You Need A Disguise

[fruitsoftheape100]

Here Comes Eighth: “KINGDOM-COME”

With Big Cigar In His Mouth

Our Demolitions Expert

For When Things Are Going South

[fruitsoftheape100]

The Ninth Is ME

Im New Guy Never Fought Before

I Just Cant Wait To Get Home

To Fuck My Wife After The War

[unclefather]

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open rp

hey its me grimes!

[tamboochie]

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on no! a gun!

[daijoubougie]

🍅👅 💦 if u know what I mean 😩😩😩😩

[firstbirthdays]

TGDEYBFRUGBDRYBUVTURFBUYEXWBYURFJUIEWFKOIDEWUNIFRNIER

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[yesterdaysprint]

Barnard Bulletin, New York, December 20, 1935

[doctorbluesmanreturns]

Glad to know that the people in 1935 were EXACTLY the same as we are lol

[amoisthobo]

Me walkin up to the counter at Popeyes SMACKED outta my mind bout to order 8 chicken sammiches

[babyanimalgifs]

[pukicho]

One of the best 

[daggerfall]

Hey you, you’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush same as us and that thief over there. 

[i-love-sharks-and-coral]

[faglick]

[wonderful-disney-recpies]

Bing Bong- Inside Out Cotton Candy

“Daddy would you like some sausage” - Bing Bong

WHAT YOU’LL NEED

Fiberglass Insulation

HOW TO MAKE IT

Roll into balls

Place ontop of paper cone

Follow for more magical Disney Recipes!

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[theokidokiest]

My cat when I get home from work