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21+ | She/Her \ It/Its | Headmate of a system

[miss-mossball]

sneepy day

[peachfromcmbyn]

The Ikea biphobia couch is the funniest thing that's ever happened. We found it gang. Nothing will ever top it in terms of being funny.

[dead-boysss]

The what???

[peachfromcmbyn]

The Ikea biphobia couch.

[dead-boysss]

???

[peachfromcmbyn]

I don't know what to tell you man.

[queermystic]

That was the exact thought process

[randomalistic]

Your artstyle is like your gut microbiome in the way its everything you consume and like and it also has all your bacteria up in it. Thats probably how that works

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

you know, i used to see a lot of girls doing tgirl tummy tuesday, and then the guys who can't stand for women to have anything started dogpiling to turn it into trans tummy tuesday, and when transfems pointed this out we got called a bunch of mean shrill overly serious harpylike killjoys, and wouldn't you know it? now that the girls have stopped doing it i don't see anyone else still doing it either. almost as if the motivating factor wasn't an innocent desire to "just join in" and how dare you be so mean as to say otherwise, but rather that some of you fucking assholes can't stand to see trans women have anything for ourselves. every single thing that is ours has to either be broadened to be for All trans people or All queer people, or otherwise it has to be condemned as problematic and gross and shunned for the sake of The Community. because the indescribable fragility of the misogynist contingent amongst trans people means there is nothing too small and too frivolous that it is not worth prying out of the girls' hands. make her share, teacher, i want THAT toy. make her give it

[hatie]

[dogdykeafternoon]

robotgirl who has the purple translucent plastic where her underwear and bra would be

[hemipenal-system]

the fat ass and long wispy eyelashes are evolutionary advantages for the kobold

[hemipenal-system]

the long tongue that curls up behind their eyes like woodpeckers also both provides padding for their brain and makes them very good at giving head

[daylights-rain]

Basically evolved into the perfect creature to put into a maid outfit

[laserwalnut]

Here sneasy sneasy

[alagaisia]

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

[alagaisia]

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

[alagaisia]

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

[watermelon-converse]

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

[emi--rose]

Hell yeah moon holiday

[hello-delicious-tea]

Ooh coming up we should celebrate

[ariaste]

PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)

[sarostheghostcat]

MOON DAY MOON DAY MOON DAY

[brennacedria]

Happy Moon Day!

[nelliwafer]

MEGA MOON DAY MONDAY!!!

[ryebreadgf]

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

[screenshotsofdespair]

[demilypyro]

la la la

[nelliwafer]

*Enthusiastic nodding*

[sforzzz]

i agree that kids deserve and need more access to HRT earlier in life should they desire to transition but i really hate that the main argument in favor of it is "we need to have people transition earlier before PERMANENT IRREVERSIBLE DAMAGE makes it so they can NEVER EVER look like their desired gender and they'll be FOREVER UGLY AND CLOCKY"

[sforzzz]

like i just want more bodily autonomy for everyone why do we gotta frame it like this

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

Hmmm... Middle ground. You deserve someone who'll lovingly beat the shit out of you. Is that a good compromise?

- No words anon

you know what you're actually so right

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

they're calling her barely visible in those dark colours

[missstrogen]

If you see this this is your sign to transition. Do it. you'll be happier.

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

why are things so fucking expensive :c