Poetry, spoken-word speeches, personal thoughts

Ravenclaw, Bi, Genderquestioning, feminist, Anti-Hate, book lover, coffee addict, cat enthusiast, fluent in english, german and sarcasm.

[hanavesinauttija]

[pelagae]

And her sister Phthalo Blue, another slam dunk for copper!

[zhoudadudugongjin]

Don't forget about her distant cousin, Tyrian Purple

[geminiagentgreen]

The Sisters of Enchanting Colors

[biggaybunny]

I don't care about Dungeon Meshi otherwise but "Tallmen" is SUCH an elegant solution to placing humans in a fantasy setting that it's still blowing my mind. Just the term itself is enough to instantly recontextualize humans. They're no longer the default race. They're those big goobers with long legs, striding about all the time. I can so easily envision much more interesting relationships between humans and non-humans because of it. Like perhaps "tallmen" are stereotyped as shepherds by other races because they can watch over their flocks better, or as vagabonds because they are better suited to long travel on foot. And of course, they don't *literally* have to be taller than everybody else, they were just the tallest around whenever the label became the norm, or something like that. I just feel like it's so much better than what I've seen in settings like D&D that go "and humans are the... adaptable, generalist people :)!"

[stormtide-leviathan]

tags by @the-warlock-syndicate

[autodiscipline]

A discord server called bar where strangers who drink alone in their room can go to socialize & there's channels such as "bar fighting' & 'smoking a cigarette outside' etc.

[cursed-byesexual]

My job interview is tomorrow and they'll probably review my documents in the following weeks. If you could spare a second, check out my art acc @little_blue_cup on insta and leave a like/follow if you see something you enjoy, I'd be super grateful. Its rough out here for small artists and its my dream job.

Plus there are tumblr appropriate bad puns in the captions 9/10 times.

Blue (@little_blue_cup) • Instagram photos and videos

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Anyways, have a nice day and thank you for all the support I got on here!

[cursed-byesexual]

"Giant permanently banned from UK after seriously misunderstanding British cuisine- more at 8"

Instagram doesn't appreciate my humor, so I thought I'd try it here.

Get it?

Please leave a like on the original post, its rough out here for beginner artists

Blue (@little_blue_cup) • Instagram photos and videos

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[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

ppl are so annoying “you can’t paint ur bedroom pink you’re an adult” i did not spend my entire life waiting to grow up and control my life to paint my bedroom beige

[hojolove]

I had a sales woman in furniture store try and tell me not to buy a hot bubblegum pink loveseat because she wanted me to “think about the future”

Bitch, I am thinking about the future. I already got a hot bubblegum pink couch at home and now I need a loveseat to go with it.

[madgastronomer]

when I first bought my house, I announced my decision to paint my bedroom purple. I had wanted a purple bedroom for thirty damn years, you fucking bet I was gonna have one now. My friends decided, for some reason, that I meant what one of them referred to as “14 year old girl purple” (through what’s wrong with the colors a 14 year old girl chooses, I don’t know, even if they’re not what I want as an adult). They didn’t believe me until they saw the color on the actual wall, even thought they helped me pick out paints. My mother, meanwhile, decided to get worried that if I painted my bedroom a “dark purple”, it would be “depressing”. As if, with an entire house to live in, I would spend all my time in the bedroom, which I wanted to be dark because I would be sleeping in there. In the damn dark.

I had like one, maybe two friends who were all like FUCK YEAH YOU PAINT IT WHATEVER COLOR YOU WANT, PURPLE BEDROOMS ARE AWESOME.

But when they actualy saw the finished bedroom, every single one of them was like, “Oh yeah, that’s really pretty.” (Well, the ones who supported me from the beginning were more like WOOHOO.)

And the moral of the story is: Fuck ‘em, please yourself. Either they’ll come around, or you can safely ignore every question of taste they opine about for the rest of time.

[themintycupcake]

This applies to other adulting activities, too. When I was a kid, I decided that I wanted to have a wedding cake made of doughnuts. When I got older, I figured that I would be “mature” about it and get a traditional cake, which the older adults approved of. Now that I’m 25 and facing the possibility of actual marriage in the near future, I’m just like “marriage is a social construct but it comes with tax & insurance benefits, so just give me that goddamn doughnut cake.” If they don’t like it then they don’t have to come to my wedding.

[aridotdash]

https://xkcd.com/150/

[undanewneon]

I would like you all to view my office. I’m thirty and my rainbow room is awesome, people can fight me

[spuffybot]

I’m thirty and my first big furniture purchase was a custom coffin shaped coffee table that opens up and is lined with purple crushed velvet. I would have loved it at 13 and I love it now. Growing up doesn’t mean you have to abandon what makes you happy.

[idareu2bme]

GROWING UP DOESN’T MEAN YOU HAVE TO ABANDON WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY.

[the-haiku-bot]

GROWING UP DOESN’T

MEAN YOU HAVE TO ABANDON

WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[shadesofmauve]

I have told this story before, and I will tell it again, because I am An Old now and repeating stories forever is our prerogative:

When I bought my house, the kitchen was multiple shades of dingy white. It was dismal, but it was now mine! So went to the hardware store for paint (well, several trips, painted swatches on panel, etc — I’m very picky. But this was the final, ‘real’ trip). It was a busy day in the paint section. There were at least five people behind me in line.

Now, remember, latex paint is slightly lighter and brighter when wet than it is when dry. And I’d decided to paint my kitchen candy-apple red. The hardware store employee took my gallon off the Paint Jiggler and cracked it open to put a dab on the top, revealing the most incredibly deep pink, and behind me I hear the entire line of people say,

“Oh my god.”

…in perfect chorus.

I did not realize up until that moment that shocking a crowd of strangers with my paint color choices was a life goal, but at that moment I felt an absolutely overwhelming sense of achievement.

[marlynnofmany]

This is the door to my garage. It used to be white. Live your best life.

Mischief the cat says “Who goes there?”

Every visiting friend says “This is so cool.”

If you’re looking for an excuse to do some decorating that will make your soul sing, this entire thread is your sign to do it and don’t look back!

[the-haiku-bot]

This is the door to

my garage. It used to be

white. Live your best life.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[cursed-byesexual]

Hiii uh, I kinda need help and I'm hoping fandom fam will come through?

I applied for a job as an art instructor on a cruise ship and now I'm trying to quickly build up an instagram art account in case they check,,, any like/follow helps because I really really really need this job,,,

I don't actually want empty like so if you find one or two posts you actually think are good, that would be great 🫠🥲 its

@little_blue_cup on Instagram

(lmao I feel kinda dirty now)

Have a nice day!

[drops-of-jupiter-on-a-ravenclaw]

Lets prove fandoms can show up every bit as much as Swifties!!!!

[cursed-byesexual]

Do you sea something you like?

View this post on Instagram

A post shared by Blue (@little_blue_cup)

(Pls, I desperately need followers to get a job in the industry for which I have an interview coming up)

[cursed-byesexual]

Hiii uh, I kinda need help and I'm hoping fandom fam will come through?

I applied for a job as an art instructor on a cruise ship and now I'm trying to quickly build up an instagram art account in case they check,,, any like/follow helps because I really really really need this job,,,

I don't actually want empty like so if you find one or two posts you actually think are good, that would be great 🫠🥲 its

@little_blue_cup on Instagram

(lmao I feel kinda dirty now)

Have a nice day!

[drops-of-jupiter-on-a-ravenclaw]

Lets prove fandoms can show up every bit as much as Swifties!!!!

[buttonpoetryrambling]

Investing at 494 followers

[cursed-byesexual]

How should I approach my crush?

surprise her with coffee before lecture (classic)

invite to a cat cafe as a first date (ballsy)

chill for now, wait for more signs

casual study date (no pressure)

show her this poll and let her pick (suicidal)

suggest picnic date

invite to game night with other people

other (tags)

Voting ended onApr 24, 2024

Background info: we met in college, we're both English majors, we're both women, I've never had a real relationship and I'm freaking out because I really like her.

[cursed-byesexual]

How should I approach my crush?

surprise her with coffee before lecture (classic)

invite to a cat cafe as a first date (ballsy)

chill for now, wait for more signs

casual study date (no pressure)

show her this poll and let her pick (suicidal)

suggest picnic date

invite to game night with other people

other (tags)

Voting ended onApr 24, 2024

Background info: we met in college, we're both English majors, we're both women, I've never had a real relationship and I'm freaking out because I really like her.

[cursed-byesexual]

Help me build a balanced story! It needs more:

Men written by a woman

Gay subtext

Tragic villain™

Pirates

Moral decay

Profound longing

Knife wife

Plot

Codependent Disasters

A happy ending

Unreliable narrator

Death

Voting ended onOct 19, 2023

[whoarei]

she guessed my favorite color first try..

but between me and u……. i didnt even have a favorite color until she yelled out yellow!! she was hella excited n smiling like a little kid. so i told her she was right and i havent seen yellow the same since, its in everything. i could probably live in it now. 

[cursed-byesexual]

Merlin's advice stayed the same throughout centuries (and reincarnations).

(inspired by Heartstopper, the lower panel isn't mine but of course belongs to the lovely Alice Oseman)

[cursed-byesexual]

A normal day in Camelot. (Inspired by Heartstopper)

[cursed-byesexual]

Two sides of the same coin

(rewatching Heartstopper and Merlin at the same time lead to some interesting overlaps in my brain.)

Also something about reincarnation maybe-

(The left side is obviously from the lovely Alice Oseman; not my work! The one on the right is mine, however it is a blatant copied)

[cursed-byesexual]

Two sides of the same coin

(rewatching Heartstopper and Merlin at the same time lead to some interesting overlaps in my brain.)

Also something about reincarnation maybe-

(The left side is obviously from the lovely Alice Oseman; not my work! The one on the right is mine, however it is a blatant copied)