Just a girl trying to figure life out

Her/She, asexual, 20 something who loves to read, write and ride.

[mutinsfromthemoon]

“ilya please remember, i will be out of reach for three days” shane says looking directly into ilya’s eyes while holding his shoulders “you can’t call me, you can text me and leave voice messages, but i won’t be able to check them for three days. you will remember that, right?” ilya nods and shane goes “you promised me that you’d be okay, you said” he starts imitating ilya’s voice with a terrible russian accent “of course you can go, sweetheart, i will be okay here with our daughter” and ilya nods again and says “i will be okay here, i promise” as he reaches for shane to hold him in a tight embrace “i will be fine” he says into shane’s neck and shane holds him back just as tight and they stay like that for a while until wyatt shows up to pick shane up for camping with bood, dykstra, a friend of dykstra, some centaurs rookies and hayden. after three days enjoying nature, the scenery, the trails, swimming in the river, canoeing, and the campfire, shane finally reaches a place with signal on their way back and he picks his phone to find over a thousand messages from ilya and he gets worried until he actually opens their chat and see that half of them are ilya singing romantic songs, singing songs he made himself about how much he misses and loves shane, telling him about his days, new things anya did and a whole lot of “i love you” “i miss you” “please come back soon”. when shane finally arrives home, ilya is on him the second he opens the door, going “shane, next time i’m coming with you even if i hate everything you guys did there, i can’t be more than a day without you”

[feralpuckbunny]

Something something college au Ilya gets set up on a blind date by svetlana but very much is not interested and Sasha had been wanting to go to the restaurant they were supposed to meet at so Ilya tells him to go as him but be obnoxious so he can tell svetlana that it didn’t work out.

The next day svetlana barges into his room asking him wtf his problem was. Ilya tells her he tried to warn her he didn’t want to go on any blind dates. Svetlana says Jfc she thought getting Shane to agree to meet Ilya would have excited him

And Ilya freezes because wait what? What do u mean Shane? Shane Hollander!? The captain of their university’s hockey team, best friend to svetlana’s gf rose, and the guy Ilya has been flirting with and pining after for the past two years Shane Hollander!!!????

And svetlana realizes Ilya didn’t even show up if he had no idea it was Shane and Ilya is freaking out because WHY DIDNT YOU JUST SAY IT WAS HIM and svetlana is like I WAS TRYING TO DO SOMETHING NICE FOR YOU and Ilya feels like crying ITS OVER FOR ME SVETA TAKE ME OUT BACK AND—

So now Ilya has to convince svetlana to talk to Shane for him or get him to agree to meet so Ilya can apologize profusely and start applying his 15 step plan to get Shane to fall in love with him

(It doesn’t start great bcuz Shane actually knows who he was supposed to be meeting and he also is half in love with Ilya but when Sasha shows up Shane gets the hint that Ilya has absolutely zero interest in Shane and sent someone else to make that clear)

[amos-burton]

Shane switching his phone’s background to a picture of Ilya and Anya in matching Centaurs jerseys once they’re out.

Each time he unlocks it, he gets the biggest smile on his face. That’s his family, and he gets to show them to the world now.

[mutinsfromthemoon]

ilya suddenly coming with hockey strategies for the upcoming game and sharing it with shane and shane goes “that’s amazing, ilya, i really want to talk about it but maybe pull out first” and ilya’s like “but shane, my best ideas come when im inside you”

[soapydoll]

Did I ever talk abt the time i was at a bdsm club and one of the pups was on all fours and barking and being cute and the dom on scene was like “hi puppy! Do you do any tricks?” And he said “I can beatbox!”

[soapydoll]

I was like. Doubled over incapacitated laughing the entire time. He was really good and a big sweetheart and I felt kinda bad but I couldn’t stop thinking “why the am I getting the beatboxing puppy unskippable cutscene at the bdsm club”

[crying-over-really-dumb-things]

[acrylic-kitten]

Not including the next part feels criminal

[cod-dump]

Gaz has broken more printers than anyone else in 141. He gets frustrated when they don't work immediately and just throws whatever at them. A firm believer that a kick will fix most shit. He'll lie each time why the printer wasn't working like he didn’t put a dent in the side throwing a dictionary at it.

[astrolattes]

so we know touch isn't a big thing for eridians. they might tap carapaces once in a while, mates might sit close to each other, but it's definitely not the cultural expression of closeness it is for humans.

but rocky was all alone for 46 years. he had nothing that could make noise or bleed warmth or shuffle right up against him. (maybe he had a phase sitting as close as he could to the blip-a's engines?) anyway i'm saying that grace & rocky get back to erid and rocky, who wanted so badly to snuggle with grace that he designed an eva suit about it, is achieving degrees of clingy previously unrecorded by eridian society.

[koffeinkaos]

Guide to writing the perfect Merlin fic:

1. Is Leon in the fic?

Yes > perfect

No > move back to question 1.

2. Is there an awkward moment involving Leon finding himself in the middle of a romantic moment of any couple?

Yes > I see you're a pro already

No > please take the next 15 minutes to research the significance of poetry for Sir Leon and then think about how you could create a scenario like that

3. Does Leon kiss a horse in your fic?

Of course > ✨🤌🏻

No he kisses Arthur > That counts if donkey ears are involved

No> Where does this irrational hatred against horses come from?

4. By the end of the fic, is Leon happy?

Yes > as he should be this is bare minimum next time I want him to be fabulously over the moon hyped up

He's done > by or because of merthur? By > counts; because of> counts as well

He's suffering > back to question 3

[rawme-price]

I'm still not over portal pussies...Just thinking about alpha!ghost being too aggressive during ruts so all he gets is an omega portal...

Poor you, the mechanic who works part-time as an omega relief because the government doesn't pay you shit. You get rented out to some alpha for the week, unsuspecting while you make your nest and hunker down with the portal on.

Only to gasp as two fingers are shoved in without preamble. Thick, calloused, pushing at your walls like the alpha on the other side is testing your limits.

A tongue follows. Tasting you, getting a feel for your scent only to pause.

Your phone pings on the edge of the nest, a notification from the portal app. The alpha just paid double to call you, a feature for the more...needy partners.

You fumble to accept the payment and call, only for a familiar voice to growl over the speaker "I know it's you, omega."

Ghost. Ghost, the alpha you flirt with too often, the one who always rejects you with a huff. He laughs at the way you clench around his fingers "fuckin' hell, I've been dreaming about this. Knew you were a slag."

"It's not like that–" you whine, back arching to present for an alpha that isn't there.

"What? You ain't renting yerself out to any alpha with a paycheck?" A mocking rumble. You feel the fat underside of his cock rub over your hole, using the embarrassing amount of slick as lube. With a final slide up, the round tip of his cock notches barely inside.

Over the phone you can hear the downright animalistic growls. You can practically see ghost when you close your eyes, bowed over his bed, resting all his weight on one forearm while the other grips the portal and pretends its your hip.

"Can't wait to fuckin' knot you. Make you mine. Get you pupped." Ghost thrusts, too hard and too fast for you to do much more than yelp and gasp. He sets a punishing pace, sinking as deep as he can get and still growling like it isn't enough.

You hear the distinct sound of bedsheets tearing when you clench down, moaning "alpha! Ghost– ghost, please–!"

"Give me a moment, fuck–" the base of his cock begins to expand, until he's no longer able to slide you over it, stopping short so he can force the knot in all at once—

"Deep breath– fuck! Yes...there we go..." the knot pops in, and your mind goes blank when thick ropes of cum fill you up.

You blearily notice the pleased rumbles of ghost through the phone. "Gonna keep you nice and stuffed, lovie. Yer mine now."

That's not how this service is supposed to work. You doubt that matters to ghost anyways.

[wavezies]

things in phm that really tickled me as a marine biologist:

the concept of star-eating microbes causing a crisis and the solution being the introduction of space wolves to space yellowstone to control the space elk population. i love a good trophic cascade

dr ryland grace immediately pitching "turn the spaceship into a giant centrifuge to generate gravity" and then not balancing his actual centrifuge later on

the entire "life is reason" scene really

grace forgetting to open the mystery alien container in a fume hood AND immediately sticking his nose in it. if we did this in chemistry lab we were executed on the spot

academia drama being one of the cornerstones of grace's character

grace switching through every spectrum setting on the microscope to try to see into the astrophages and not being able to (relatable)

also: the astrophage dying and grace going "ohhh it died..." (very relatable)

grace having his not-scientist buddy Carl to give him frank solutions when he's overthinking. yes, often the solution is just to put the box in another box

copious duct tape usage

just sticking a filter into the path of the petrova line to collect astrophage goop

eva going "so it's alive" when grace tells them the astrophage are moving, and him being like "WELL ok that could be for a lot of reasons" in the tone of someone who doesn't even know where to start explaining why that's a hasty assumption

grace referring to the first new astrophage as his and carl's baby multiple times (HIGHLY relatable)

humanity's greatest hope being a teacher. humanity being saved by grace's ability to find novel ways to communicate well with others -- something that made him excellent as an educator, and enabled him to bond with rocky

[iwrotemrtambourineman]

i know this scene gets talked about so much but watching the bellboy bit again last night its just so sweet how one of the first things that shane does after implementing cottage honesty is his little bellboy joke like he’s going “play with me! i want to play with you! look how silly I’m being! do bits with me please!” love really is stored in the silly bits you do with your partner

[sweetladyjustice]

I'm devastated this bit didn't make it into the show

[asteronomical]

i think the funniest interpretation of gracerocky is rocky falling first AND harder all while grace is oblivious to his own feelings cuz it goes like

grace: ur my best friend of all time :D i love you rocky!

rocky, with unbridled, barely controlled lust: rocky love grace too

[asteronomical]

grace, sniffling: :(

adrian, fussing over him: are you okay?

grace: yeah, don't worry. it's just these onions you guys synthesized for me

rocky, to the onions: what the fuck did you say to him, question?

[asteronomical]

adrian: hi, sorry i’m late. i was doing a couple of things and got distracted

rocky: i’m “a couple of things”

grace: i'm “got distracted”

[asteronomical]

grace: what is your biggest weakness?

rocky: i can be uncooperative

grace: okay, can you give me an example?

rocky: no

[xxthedeadgodxx]

“heck, if he wanted to do open heart surgery on me, i’d probably let him.”

andy weir wrote, blissfully unaware that there was many people on the wonderful little websites of tumblr and AO3 who would be more than happy to grant ryland grace’s wish.