Butt Patterson

i have bad opinions on everything

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found in the archives: a quilted napkin belonging to one David Foster Wallace! WOW

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with bruce jenners recent coming out i have been thinking a lot about how many reporters etc ask the “how long have you felt this way?” question along with comments of “you never gave any sign of this before”

i have never been a fan of “born this way” rhetoric for this very reason

gender and sexuality are fluid throughout life. we develop. our gender changes as we age. think about babies and old people. have you ever stopped liking a food you used to eat all the time, or now cant get enough of something you used to hate?

we are not born a certain way, we are in constant flux. we are the constant elaboration of matter. and just because you are not born a certain way does not mean that you have a choice.

when someone comes out they shouldnt have to justify it and provide you with a backlog of their repressed feelings.

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/End-of-history_illusion

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“Penn Breaks Promise,” The Schuylkill River Express, October 20, 1970

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that penn story is wild & further proof that nothing has changed since the 60s (things have only escalated) but ALSO against all odds fiesta pizza has been open for at least 35 years

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the penntrification strategy is based on drexel’s “success” in powelton village? and here I had it all backwards

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he was on Celebrity Jeopardy this week! they even included a category called “Moroccan History” for him.

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words by @dril, art by jack chick

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Caspar David Friedrich

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I don’t remember these lyrics at all

[buttpatterson]

what does diy mean to you

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Screenshots 2015

CMYK screenprints on latex and plaster hand casts

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this is incredible 

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PENTAFIBER (2015)

made by me, dan! watch with headphones.

if you wanna play along at home, blue-green is C, green is G, chartreuse is D, yellow is A, and yellow-orange is E.

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whoa cool my backyard

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Idaho farmers hate me! I figured out this one weird trick to turn a regular brown, earthy cat toy into a delicious dish! All it takes is some frying oil (I used spanish olive oil), some salt, black pepper, and cumin, and then serve with sriracha and garlic powder. Just cut the cat toy into small, equally sized pieces, and then fry them in the oil with the spices!

Stay tuned for more hot tips on how to turn your cat’s favorite plaything into your favorite meal-thing.

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my upstairs neighbor always put on four-on-the-floor techno music before they have loud sex on their squeaky mattress and right now the squeaks are on the same rhythm but syncopated half a beat. very hard to ignore.

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From the ’70s to the ’90s, a myriad of DEA and other federal units created their own patches in the world’s trippiest example of “knowing your enemy.” And yes, one of them depicts the grim reaper snorting cocaine while sitting on a bomb.

Find all the best patches here, and read more about the phenomenon in this Washington Post article by Christopher Ingraham.

[princessofdrone]

i’m not a patches guy but i need that green air one

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the grim reaper one is strikingly reminiscent of a King of the Hill episode where Peggy accidentally smuggles coke into prison via the hourglass in her Boggle set.