revolutions per minute

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[bitchycode]

next time i’m opening up to someone is my autopsy

[mmxasfuck-blog-blog]

[sixpenceee]

Witch Photography by Christopher Mckenney

Nightmare Photography

[wnq-writers]

“We’re tiptoeing around each other now. We’re holding our tongues around each other now. We barely breathe around each other now. What happened to bury us so far down? It seems every time we’re sailing smoothly, we’re heating up, our lives are fusing… I’m holding on too tightly now. I’m expecting too much of you now. I can’t see clearly now. I’ve had it all wrong for awhile now.”

— Cady Bogue, Prompt #67

[mirkokosmos]

[aus10england]

unmute this for the love of god

[liberty-flight]

I’m reading up on chocolate frog cards in the Harry Potter universe, for reasons, and-

“Came up with the ever changing floor plan.” 

Really, Ravenclaw? Really?

“You know what this school needs? To not make any sense-”

“Rowena, I don’t think-”

“Exactly, you don’t think. I’m brilliant and this is perfect. Moving staircases, walls that think they’re doors-”

“But how will the students get to class?”

“They’ll have to figure it out.”

“…”

“Everyday. They will figure it out everyday. My students will live in a tower and navigate these stairs every time.”

“The stairs move! This doesn’t seem safe…I think I’ll put my common room in the basement, Rowena.”

“Ditto. I think the dungeons would be safer…”

“…My kids will brave these stairs. I’ll take the other tower.”

[into-the-weeds]

#Rowena snipes that ‘cunning’ means Salazar’s students should be able to handle the moving architecture#Salazar snipes back that ‘cunning’ means knowing when and how to avoid unnecessary bullshit#meanwhile Godric is just yelling PARKOUR! and Rowena is all That’s Not What I Meant#Helga would like her students to make it to class on time and without any broken bones#ninety percent of the reliable secret passages were a team effort by Helga and one of the others#to make sure the house elves could get around all right (via @mzminola)

[eugeniedanglars]

#i feel like the collaboration was probably hufflepuff and slytherin#in the only time they ever worked together#helga: students and house elves can move safely!#salazar: more places to hide snakes#salazar is like we should make these accessible to people with no legs#helga is like i mean i agree but why are you being so nice about this#salazar is like no reason hey I’m just gonna make some of these rely on snake language for fun#do you think a fifty foot snake would fit in this passage asking for a friend (via @dinosauriaawesome)

i’m literally crying this is 100% what happened

(hey tumblr please don’t delete the previous people’s comments like you did the last time i added someone’s tags to a post mmkay)

[ingenieropapi-deactivated201910]

[trailerparkflower]

Billy Hargrove + Steve Harrington incorrect quotes part 2

(part 1)

[achilleius]

breathe, sunflower, rainbow, three to the right, four to the left, four-fifty, breathe.

[ignisgayentia]

help them

[eleventhemage]

when u adopt one weird girl from the woods but that means adopting all of her weird-ass nerd friends

[queenbruv]

when u adopt one goofy boy with curly hair but that means adopting all of his weird-ass nerd friends

[gentleflutterby-deactivated2022]

when ur son goes missing and u have to adopt everyone, including the chief of police

[cruvcio]

Hogwarts Houses as Latin Phrases [click to enlarge ⚡  info]

[glumshoe]

the ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ has only been actually typed once by a single person, everyone else who has ever used it has just googled “shrug emoji” and copy-pasted it

[thejonymyster]

why repaint the mona lisa

[tealeaving]

calvin smith | 19 | runaway | istp | aries

we cannot simply sit and stare at our wounds forever

[steve-harringtonn]

Modern Steve Harrington // Moodboard

Requested by @lowtidemermaid

[flightyfinch]

the inarguably best three avatar moments in no particular order

that’s rough buddy

no firelord ozai YOU’RE not wearing any pants

that part where they’re all completely baffled by there being just a regular bear

[adventures-in-mangaland]

Consider:

Maybe it’s friendly

Can your Science explain why it rains

The Boulder feels conflicted

HOW can you SAY that

We have defeated you for all time! You will never rise from the ashes of your shame and humiliation!

Hello, Zuko here

[bloodbending]

ALSO:

It’s Sparky Sparky Boom Man!

I’m Wang Fire. And this is my wife, Sapphire… Fire

And this is Katara, my flying sister

ZUKO, I WANT YOU TO DANCE WITH ME

when Aang grabbed Ozai by his stupid goat beard right before kicking his ass

Sokka: I can’t see ANYTHING! Toph: Oh no, what a nightmare! Sokka: Sorry.

[tpwkzutara]

You’re forgetting the VERY BEST:

• That’s a sharp outfit, Chan. Careful, you could puncture the hull of an empire-class Fire Nation battle ship, leaving thousands to drown at sea. Because… It’s so sharp.

[theadamantdaughter-deactivated2]

Maybe: - That’s a great idea! Let the blind girl fly the giant air ship. - I know this is from you, Sokka! Toph can’t write! - Hey! Riot! - Why am I so bad at being good?! - Take a bite out of the silver sandwich. - The father lord - I don’t need any calming tea!

[kay-pei-jade]

This tea is nothing but hot leaf juice!  Uncle…that’s what all tea is. How could a member of my own family say something SO HORRIBLE?

[wintermoth]

ok but - “Bonzu Pippinpaddleopsicopolis the Third” AND - “MY CABBAGES!!!!!”

[weeaboobi-deactivated20170530]

“I can see everything, I just don’t see like you do. I release a sonic wave from my mouth.”

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[aangarchy]

You forgot

- FOOD EATS PEOPLE - Drink cactus juice, it’ll quench ya - unless… THIS IS THE FUTURE?! - my own mother thought I was a monster… she was right of course but it still hurt

[haitoku-no-kioku-deactivated202]

consider: all of atla is the best moment

[prideofyunmeng]

“Take your head out of the bison’s mouth, Sokka!”

[thelovelylights]

Incorrect Stranger Things Quotes