A tortoise with nothing to prove

• 22 • She/her • Panicking all the time • don't have a dni, anyone can "i"

[butwhichhazel]

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Hello introductory post yay

I know what I want. I know what I want

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So after this quick disclaimer, Actually Important information:

I'm 22 ⸰⭑

she/her ✧

Call me Hazel ✧

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My DMS and asks are open so feel free to just chat or idk whatever

DNI: anyone can I

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#mine .˖.˖.˖.˖.˖.˖.˖.˖.˖.˖.˖.˖.˖.˖.˖.˖.˖.˖.˖.˖.˖.˖.˖.˖.˖.˖.˖ For my stuff

#myart .˖.˖.˖.˖.˖.˖.˖.˖.˖.˖.˖.˖.˖.˖.˖.˖.˖.˖.˖.˖.˖.˖.˖.˖.˖.˖ Feet pics duh

#fandomstuff .˖.˖.˖.˖.˖.˖.˖.˖.˖.˖.˖.˖.˖.˖.˖.˖.˖.˖.˖.˖.˖ Media I like at the moment

#important .˖.˖.˖.˖.˖.˖.˖.˖.˖.˖.˖.˖.˖.˖.˖.˖ For serius stuff in this serious website

[butwhichhazel]

Tochigs are big lizards that live in the mountain and eat giant spiders yummy (This is a tochig) (Not a pokemon just a guy(animal))

[butwhichhazel]

omg a fakemon

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[paverics]

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

[mercurialmilk]

New reaction image for ‘posting something on the internet and having it be wildly misinterpreted’

[bishopony]

my really funny and original concept

[not-freyja]

Can everyone who makes video content do a Deaf bitch a favor? Watch your shit with the captions on and the sound off, and then do another round of editing to fix things including but not limited to:

Captions cover the spot on the screen you put the information I need

The dialogue is captioned but not the song you have playing that the dialogue is responding to

You only captioned the person on the screen, not the person off screen who is also talking

No captioning of critical sound effects (alarms, bells, dogs barking, etc)

Speakers are not labelled at moments where it is not clear on the screen who is talking.

Captions cover the spot on the screen that you put the information I need!

Other d/Deaf people welcome to add.

This post brought to you by the fifth video tutorial I could not follow because the bad, auto-generated captions covered what I was trying to watch today.

[tortellinigirl]

men really be like “well this woman has studied this subject her whole life, and i am a man, so we have equal knowledge on this”

[hcrzallerliebst-a-deactivated20]

it’s ok you could have just said “i hate men”

[tortellinigirl]

okay, i hate men

[newtid]

terrible comic day terrible comic

[butwhichhazel]

The nightcrawlers are migrating

[lustcannibalism]

they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture

[lustcannibalism]

there is a world out there I can’t comprehend

[typecasto]

behold, context

[toweringclam]

[syn4k]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

[joyflameball]

[butwhichhazel]

Don't worry, the espurr likes it

[dogpuppy]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[do-you-have-a-flag]

one of THE scariest comedy videos i've ever seen about to hit a milestone

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[do-you-have-a-flag]

one of THE scariest comedy videos i've ever seen about to hit a milestone

[thestarsofcepheusshinebright]

Best screenshot I've ever taken