she's weird

britt jo your friendly neighborhood witch and queen of the underworld

[grosstling]

why do people ever buy the hard cookies when there are also the soft cookies is my question

[grosstling]

i am getting one word responses to this such as “crunch” and “weapon”

[buxanan-blog]

bucky: well maybe i wouldn't have such a hard time if some PEOPLE didn't constantly attack me with their big, meaty claws

t'challa: what did you say?

bucky: BIG. MEATY. CLAWS.

[buckywilsons-blog]

Bucky: *holds the door open for Sam*

Sam: *purposefully goes through the other door*

[captaincream]

Tumblr Horror movie

[captioned-miscellaneous-videos]

1: “Calling people daddy is gross.”

2: “Stop kink-shaming me!”

1: “Kink-shaming is my kink!”

2: [horrified scream]

[buxanan-blog]

I got a thing done today 👀

[sdfasfasdfrtdshdyjartbdfgqerg1]

just curious how yall are gonna seduce someone’s dad when you can’t even make a dentist appointment without getting sweaty palms

[lgbtmazight]

imagine steve becoming increasingly worried because of all the casual misogyny and he talks about it with bucky

next thing you know bewildered young girls are telling everyone about that one time the winter soldier rescued them from street harassment

[carnilia]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM SO H A P P Y

[beatingsofabesottedheart2]

“heeey baby, wanna suck-”

“SUCK THIS” *punches dick w metal fist*

[thewintergdragon]

Civil War × The Office

[buxanan-blog]

Bucky: don't do anything stupid until I get back

Steve: ok

-seventy fucking years later-

Bucky: hello I'm back

me: here's a fucking list of every single stupid thing Steve's done since you left its 36 pages and it's alphabetized

[inthenameofsephiroth]

Compromise where you can. But where you can’t, don’t. Even if everyone is telling you that something wrong is something right. Even if the whole world is telling you to move, it is your duty to plant yourself like a tree, look them in the eye and say ‘no, you move’.

[buxanan-blog]

Bucky: *throws man off motorcycle*

Me: *whispers* oh my god

Bucky: *mounts motorcycle in motion*

Me: *much louder* oH my GOD

[moonlightduelist]

Which Female Superhero Are You?

Time to find out whether you're a badass spy like Black Widow, a genius like Kitty Pryde, or a straight-up goddess like Wonder Woman.

only buzzfeed quiz with any value

[a-nakins]

What the hell is that?

[feliciates]

Let’s be real: Bucky is beyond beautiful in this scene.

[just-call-me-mrs-captain-deacti]

No one is supposed to look that flawless mid-sprint.

[buxanan-blog]

Turn ons: well choreographed fight scenes

Turn offs: unnecessary romantic subplots

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

me *surrounded by a pack of wolves that are about to eat me*: settle down puppies!! I only have two hands , i cant pet you all at the same time!!!!! Haha !!!! i love you all

[fenellathefreckle-deactivated20]

// Are you   i n s a n e   like me? //

// You can’t wake up, this is not a dream, you’re part of a   m a c h i n e,   you are not a human being. //

// My   h e a r t   is   g o l d,   and my   h a n d s   are   c o l d. //

(Halsey: Gasoline)

[thoughtsaboutbucky]

Forgive me