--TOBYLONGBOTTOM
He supposed she was right, Toby was a pretty normal name. He’d certainly never been teased for it. Although he also struggled to think how he’d make jokes out of the name Maude either, not that he specialised in bullying. At Maude’s question he looked quite horrified. “I- well, no, I don’t think so. I don’t think that’s what happens to lactose intolerant people,” he reasoned. “Is it?” Now that he thought about it, he didn’t think he’d ever met anyone with the condition. “But Cecil’s been eating dairy for a while right? And he’s never exploded before has he?” That was probably something you’d notice.
‘ IT’S NOT? --- well that’s disappointing. ’ was it? she covered up her sadness with a casual smile. ‘ can you imagine it though? ’ she imagined a woman ( suspiciously looking like her mother ) being splattered into a billion pieces after having a glass of milk. she processed the boys words for a moment. cecil had often jumped on the dining table at home whenever even the word milk was mentioned, which always resulted in a flick on the nose from her aunt. ‘ well there might have a little incident in first year transfiguration. though he didn’t actually explode... just came close. ’











