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ALL SHOWS OF THE 2017-2018 BROADWAY SEASON IN ORDER

I was bored and hadn’t made a post on here in a LONGGG time. Enjoy! :D

IN ORDER (NOTE: These are all of the shows scheduled for this Broadway season. Go here more details: http://www.playbill.com/article/schedule-of-upcoming-broadway-shows-com-113677):

1984 Marvin’s Room Michael Moore on Broadway: The Terms of My Surrender Prince of Broadway Time and the Conways Springsteen on Broadway Junk M. Butterfly The Band’s Visit John Leguizamo's Latin History for Morons Meteor Shower The Parisian Woman Once on This Island Spongebob Squarepants, The Broadway Musical Home for the Holidays The Children Farinelli and the King John Lithgow: Stories by Heart The Minutes Escape to Margaritaville Frozen Angels in America Three Tall Women Rodgers + Hammerstein’s Carousel Lobby Hero Mean Girls My Fair Lady Rocktopia Children of a Lesser God The Iceman Cometh Travesties Harry Potter and the Cursed Child, Parts 1 and 2 Saint Joan

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my great comet experience (act i + intermission)

okay so I wrote a lot so it’s gonna be split into two posts and I’ll edit this and provide a link to act two!

BEFORE THE SHOW

- So where you stand in line waiting be let in (and where you pick up your tickets) is decorated in Russian propaganda to make it look like a war bunker/safe house! And on one of the doors it says “strobe lights and haze!” (a pre warning for the show I believe?) with a hammer and sickle underneath it

- the theater is so beautiful

- decorating the walls were tons of russian paintings and my god it was absolutely stunning - okay so the lady who showed us to our seats was hilarious!!! My mom and I spent a good chunk of our time before the show talking to her- her name was Marylin! She was a cranky old lady who took her job so seriously but hey, she’s quick and efficient and I liked her! - okay so Brad Giovanine came around with dumplings and was like “who wants dumplings!” and honestly, i don’t think I’ve ever shot my hand up so fast

- i was the first one to get a dumpling in my section,,,,i feel blessed - Brad came back around and started telling us about the strobe lights and all!       But the other cast member who was talking the section in front of me was all:   “if strobe lights bother you then just close your eyes!” *closes his eyes* still to bright? *covers his eyes with his hand" - when the show started war sirens aired and it was such aN AMAZING TOUCH MY GOODNESS!!!! - And then the announcer with a deep Russian accent goes: “ladies and gentlemen, attention please! Cellphones!” - Cast: NYET! - announcer: texting! - Cast: NYET! - And one guy who was sitting in the section in front of me STILL had his phone out???? Even when the cast in my row pointed to him!!!!! - Announcer: googling? - Cast: NYET!

- Announcer: tweeting, photos, videos!

- Cast: NYET! NYET! NYET! - Announcer: no talking during the show! Violators are moved to security guards and KGB. Repeat offenders are sent to Siberia.

PROLOGUE - during the sick accordion provided by Pierre there’s a heart wrenching ‘NO!’ from Natasha as she’s seeing Andrey off to war - Andrey gives her a golden necklace and places it around her neck before going off through #the door - “what about Pierre?”

PIERRE - “I used to be better” he’s so upset with himself and who he his - he’s so sad and he hates himself and I love Pierre so much - “I’m married but not in love” the light shines on Hélène who’s looking down at him - “he is charming! he has no sex!” the ladies dance around him in a circle almost as if they’re making fun of him :-( - “you empty and stupid, contented fellows, satisfied with you place!” he makes a sharp turn and practically jabs his finger at Anatole - he just wants to do more and be more and do SOMETHING with his life I love him

MOSCOW - Natasha and Sonya are dressed in pretty white coats and hand warmers I love them - Grace McLean played such an amazing Marya, she looked to happy to see them - “then a game of Boston, and you’ll read to me while I knit!” Natasha and Sonya look so,,,,shook and ‘no thanks’

THE PRIVATE AND INTIMATE LIFE OF THE HOUSE - those in favor of keeping Mary away from Prince Bolkonsky and loving her forever say ‘I’ - As Bolkonsky is yelling at Mary she shrinks away in fear and is shaky - Andrey’s father was hilarious (minus the yelling at Mary part - “Everyone enjoys me” and he nods to an audience member - when he pats his powdered wig powder flies in the air ajdbdkdbdk - Abskdbdk this man is so shaky as he wobbles about the stage - And his servant,,,,honey I’m cackling he’s shuffling around the stage, bent over in the shape of an L

NATASHA AND BOLKONSKYS - Natasha’s 'hello’ to Marya is too abskdbdkd the way Denée delivers this line is so humorous - “says the mean old man in his underthings!” I cackled - as Natasha tries to leave, Marya follows her about the stage :-( she just wants a friend

NO ONE ELSE - natasha misses and loves Andrey so much I cry - the blue is so beautiful Denée is so beautiful I love her and her voice - the fake snow is such a nice gentle touch - Standing at the bottom of the steps, Andrey is reading (I’m assuming) Natasha’s letters and looking off in the distance, probably eager to get to her - Close to the end of the song, Andrey starts to walks off and Natasha chases after him before coming to a stop - At the end she positions herself next to an audience member and says “maybe he came today and he’s sitting the drawing room, and I simply forgot” :-( she misses him so much - but that doesn’t last for long :/

SUNDAY MORNING - when Sonya and Natasha do the candle in the mirror and Natasha sees a man lying down, she looks away, but the ensemble member that’s holding the mirror, follows her for a moment. Excellent touch - after Marya finds out how rude Bolkonsky was to Natasha she got SUPER angry and stormed off - and abskdbdk as Natasha is getting undressed, Hélène walks in and it’s gay time

CHARMING - Natasha is so shy and blushy when Hélène compliments her it’s so cute - for a little bit Natasha struts around in Hélène’s green coat and she looks so tiny in that big furry thing my goodness - When Hélène says “you will be the prettiest there” Pierre nods - When Hélène takes off the necklace that Andrey gave Natasha, and replaces it with her string of pearls, she dumps Andrey’s necklace on Pierre who fiddled with it and is like “what am I supposed to do with this??” until placing it on his desk - “She knows that I’m engaged, yet she talks to frankly, so it must me alright :-)” my mom called Natasha a dingbat and I snorted

THE OPERA - “Natasha smooth your gown” she looks so offended when they say that, my poor girl!! - I’m not sure what it symbolizes (or if it’s just part of the outfit), but as Natasha is saying how she’s not a little girl anymore, she puts on some lacey white gloves and they’re so pretty I love Denée so much I’m so gay - okay let me just take the time to say just how much I love Dolokov???? I’d let him assassinate me - before offering his hand for an audience member to kiss it- he kisses his own hand ajdbdidbdk, and then kisses her hand - “-Pierre the cuckold sits at home, the poor man!” from his desk, Pierre does a 'raise the roof’ motion before saying that he’s enjoying himself at home - Natasha is so enchanted by Hélène before Marya comes over and talks about Pierre before pulling Natasha away and brushing away Hélène - The satanic hooded figures??? A mood. The strange performers??? A big mood - Natasha’s response to the opera was hilarious ajsbdkfn first she’s roasting it then she’s praising it saying it’s the best thing ever - When Anatole enters through the door striking in different poses with the bass I nut right there right in my seat - Andrey’s guts spilling out is a good representation of me nutting over the intensity of this song

ANATOLE AND NATASHA

- first off Anatole is a soggy crocodile and needs to stay away from Natasha >:-(

- Natasha is feeling herself when she knows Anatole is enchanted with her - “when looking into his eyes I am frightened.” Natasha them kinda runs away from Anatole to try and regain herself - abskdbfkfbfkfbf kkay when Anatole grabs Natasha and kisses her on the neck, it’s so loud wtf it was a real deal kiss like, I bust a nut for that shit - when Anatole takes Natasha’s flower she looks so offended like girl!! - Anatole and Natasha’s kiss was,,,,,w ow

THE DUEL - so many strobe lights. so many colors. so amazing!!!!!!! - the ensemble was amazing oh my goodness - Grace McLean in the suit and the whip………dare I say…….mommy - when Pierre refers to Natasha as 'dear andrey’s betrothed’ Anatole shrugs and makes a 'yeah, sure, whatever’ kind of face while doing the so-so motion with his hand - “ I have known her family for years, and long carried affection for her” he puts his hand over his heart - when Anatole asks for 50 rubles Pierre coughed up a wad of cash, hands Anatole 50 and just leaves the rest (which is way more that (50 rubles) in his other hand, only to have Anatole take the larger sum of money from his right hand ! - again,,,,I love Dolokov he just saunters on in with a tray of glasses and starts pouring drinks - some (most?) of the ensemble had those light up bottom sneakers and were dressed like teens at their first rave it was cute! - pierre was drinking through the first good couple lines of it and he’s a funny + sad drunk - when Pierre is proclaiming his 'I used to love I used to be better!’ the demeanor in which he shouts it is so heartbreaking and hélène’s response is so twisted and gnarled - Dolokov is feeling all up on hélène and then they kinda made out and pierre EXPLODES - After Pierre realizes that he’s actually hit Dolokov he looks absolutely - during Dolokov’s turn to fire at Pierre, Pierre stand there arms wide open, head hanging low, waiting to be shot, and when Dolokov fires and misses, Pierre just stand completely still for a good couple moments, before realizing he’s alive - Anatole is so fucking andkdbdkbfkf as he’s saying “we love to love another day” he’s like……prancing around aND HE GIVES PIERRE FINGER GUNS until he goes off stage I’m!!!

DUST AND ASHES - I said it once and I’ll say it again: Scott was an AMAZING PIERRE - When Pierre goes “and if I die here tonight-” he picks up the gun that he used to duel Dolokov with and fiddled with it for a bit, “-I die in my sleep” and my heart broke - he’s so upset that he just slams down his book when he talks about not knowing a thing - “was a happiness within me the whole time?” he’s finally realizing that he can be who he wants to be - “they say we are asleep until we faALL iIN LOOOOOOoOoVVVVE! aaAND II’M SO REEeAADY, TO WAAaaaAAKE UuuuUUP NooOooOOWW” let me tell you I was fucking close to tears - when the song ended the crowd went crazy it was truly stunning

- i love scott

THE BALL - “Oh how I adore little girls, they loose their head at once!” Anatole you little nasty soggy crocodile get away from Natasha!!!!!! >:(((( - when Anatole presses Natasha’s arm and she says that he’s hurting her I wanted to bite Anatole’s hand off :/ - the kiss they have is insane like, it felt like it lasted forever like……..how they breathin???? - “I love you. how else could we have kissed? How else could this have happened?” - “I wiiillll loooove youu, Anatoooole,” Denée’s voice……………me? bust a nut? yes. - Abskdbfkf Anatole does a 'hell yeah! good job, anatole’ face after she says that and I……

INTERMISSION

- not much to comment about during intermission, i just stretched my legs some and walked to the merch table

- i wanted to buy a shirt but lmao i spent all my money on the ticket 

- when the three minute warning was called, the war sirens sounded and it was so amazing

okay so that was part one of my great comet experience! get ready for part two (act ii and stagedoor)

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HERE’S THE FULL PHOTO

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Looks like the guy playing Hans is VERY excited....

[olympusrox123]

So yeah anyone wanna make a new broadway?? Just. And entire new broadway. We can show great comet and bandstand and tuck everlasting and falsettos ft. deaf west spring awakening. Doesn’t that sound nice?

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YES PLEASE

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Phillipa Soo as Amelie

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I MISS THIS SHOW 😭😭😭😭😭

IT DIDN’T DESERVE TO BE A FLOP

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My Favorite Musicals

I'm bored and I haven't really posted anything on here for a whole so....... HERE THEY ARE (IN ORDER): Rent Hamilton Come From Away Dear Evan Hansen Romy & Michele's High School Reunion the Musical Falsettos The Rocky Horror Show Waitress Spring Awakening Beauty and the Beast The Color Purple Hairspray Into the Woods Tuck Everlasting Miss Saigon Wicked Amelie Annie Next to Normal Heathers American Idiot Natasha, Pierre and the Great Comet of 1812

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ME DANCING TO THE #hoofingboymixtape

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When you’re on the same plane ride as the cast of Lion King

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I can just feel the white people in the back being salty and I love it

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I WOULD SHED LITERAL TEARS IM SEDING TEARS AND IM MOT THERE OH MY GOD I LIVE LION KING W ALL MY HEART. PLS MY HEART SOMEONE SEND HELP

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OMGGGG SO AMAZING

[gehayi]

My God, everyone singing looks and sounds like they’ve having SO MUCH FUN. I wish I was on that plane.

[seiya234]

why the fuck do I not get on magic plane rides like this?

[i-m-snek]

How to make me cry ;.;

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THOSE PEOPLE ARE SOOOOOOOO LUCKY! As everyone else is saying, I also wish I was on that plane.

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How to Care for a Sad Blaine

Blaine’s having the worst week ever and Kurt’s the only one who can fix him. Based on this text post about how to care for a sad person: 1. Lay blanket out 2. Pick up sad person 3. Lay sad person in blanket 4. Roll them like a sushi 5. Place sad roll on bed/couch/comfy place 6. Hug roll close 7. Put on roll’s favorite movies 8. Feed roll snacks 9. Make sure roll is well hydrated. Tears make roll dehydrated 10. Happy lil sushi roll. Warnings for family issues and mentions of past depressed!Blaine. Thanks to @ticklishblaine for the prompt and betaing. 9K [AO3] 

Kurt rushes home from work on Tuesday afternoon, making a vague excuse about a family emergency to get out of the 4 pm editorial meeting. He knows that Blaine was set to hear back from the casting office by 3 pm today, yet all his texts to Blaine have gone unanswered thus far. That means the news is either very good or very bad and either way, Kurt wants to be there for his husband.

He lets himself into their New York City apartment and tiptoes into the living room. He finds Blaine asleep on the couch with the TV on mute, surrounded by a mound of wadded tissues and a mostly empty melted pint of Chunky Monkey ice cream discarded on the coffee table. Even before he sits beside Blaine on the couch, Kurt knows the news isn’t good. His heart sinks at the thought, because Blaine could really use a win right about now.

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My I also post these things in my other theatre blogs too! :D

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I SWEAR if Hamilton doesn’t win #FavoriteSoundtrack at this year’s #KidsChoiceAwards, this generation is screwed. :(