FLY YOU FOOLS

it's always the right time for a laugh

[riggedtrap]

“we need an alcohol free queer space for adults with no friends to meet each other”

[politijohn]

[politijohn]

Yes, this is really a thing…

[solitarelee]

Yep, because baby formula is one of the most shoplifted things in America. Which should ALSO radicalize you.

[girtheemoninja]

Or… We stop shoplifting? 🤔 Are we demonizing acts to stop crimes now?

[demonius-darkblade]

ill tear your head off your shoulders you dumb fuck

[jana-the-clown]

I’m all for radicalization like the government and society are fucked. But they put baby formula in locked cases because it is used to make meth. The store does this to keep an eye out if someone is buying way too much. Like waaaaay too much.

[40ouncesandamule]

No. They lock it up because hungry babies need it and there is a thriving market for stealing baby formula because people will pay good money to guarantee their babies don’t starve.

You can’t make meth out of baby formula. You can stretch some drugs by cutting it with baby formula but “Drug dealers sometimes use the powdered formula to dilute heroin and methamphetamine or to stretch the product when supplies run low. However, experts say that more often than not, formula is stolen because of its high market demand among consumers rather than drug dealers.”

This is what imperialism and capitalism and the “war on drugs” does to people’s brains. You can see that people are so desperate to feed their babies that the people who rule your lives keep baby formula under lock and key but rather than that radicalizing you and making you want to fight for a world where no baby ever goes hungry, you justify this draconian bullshit because you’ve fallen for the propaganda that baby formula is used in some nebulous relation to “drugs” and drugs are bad so whatever inhuman monstrosity that occurs must be justifiable.

[bumblebeerror]

Baby formula is stolen because babies fucking need it and it’s goddamn 25$ a tin

[bweefi]

Who cares if it's because of loss prevention if someone needs the formula that badly let them have it.

[enigmaticpink]

I firmly believe what ever you’re obsessed with at 11/12 years old becomes a core part of who you are, regardless if you lose interest in it or not. Maybe some of you were lucky and were obsessed with warrior cats or smth, and if you’re real unlucky it was probably twilight.

[bweefi]

This would explain why do many millennials are still obsessed with Harry Potter

[nierreplicantver122474487239]

hannibal’s name rhyming with cannibal is like vague enough to be a coincidence but he’s also a fancy chef who always serves organ meat and/or raw meat dishes that exactly line up with whatever body part disappeared from the FBI’s most recent batch of bodies, and he serves it to the FBI, who doesn’t notice

[nierreplicantver122474487239]

Who’s the biggest weed dealer in Baltimore? I have to consult my friend Hannibis Lecter, the renowned gardener

[olsunfightinstanley]

guys no news in the case of all those babies going missing but my buddy Habyeater Lecter who works at the maternity wing of the hospital just made a batch of ground veal empanadas

[bweefi]

Same energy honestly

[bweefi]

I'm seeing many videos on the internet surfacing that show media influencers going post riot and taking glamour shots of themselves "helping" clean up the aftermath. Luckily jake paul is the only one that was actually filmed looting but it is your job to no longer allow them to have platform.

[cosmicsweetpea]

Tumblr… You’re supposed to be an accepting place for nsfw content. All the censorship has sucked the joy out of this website in seconds. Disappointing.

[mugiwara-lucy]

Anime characters drawn by Butch Hartman!

[nicoosuxx]

Remember when they were going to censor the internet?

[chyna-r-deactivated20151227]

Remember when people cared about Kony?

[bromojumbo]

Remember when people did the cinnamon challenge?

[evilscientist]

Remember when everyone played Temple Run?

[tvnadelvna]

Remember the Alamo?

[chroniclesofpanem]

Remember the Titans?

[ineffa8le]

remember who you are

[bweefi]

I think I found the best relevant cross-cosplay

[bweefi]

This will be my last thoughts on the election until I go back to my normal posting habits. There is an article going around right now that claims that "just because I voted for Trump doesn't mean I'm racist, sexist, or xenophobic". As well as us "whining liberals need to stop crying" that may be true but there is no denying the fact that YOU did VOTE for a RACIST, SEXIST, XENOPHOBIC MAN and will now have to live with whatever happens in our country next. The fact that any women voted for Trump especially ones my age astounds me. I mean you voted for a man that has risen to Presidency the same way Hitler rose to power and the fact that doesn't scare you scares me entirely. I'm sorry that you living comfortably in your bubbles is more important than the millions of people scared for their lives right now. And before you say "no there isn't" let me interrupt you and say yes there is, it's in the media and you can find multiple sources on the first page of Google. I'm prepared for the backlash that this post will get but I have a final question. "Will you be able to live with yourself once this is said and done?"

[apagewithaview]

The female authors aren’t hiding...

Why is this still a thing? I just saw yet another article trying to recommend a few female authors as though they’re some rare species. The suggestions turned out to be just as boring as every other list: Rowling, Austen, Rowling, Bronte, Rowling.

I don’t know why people keep struggling to come up with 5 amazing female authors (or even making these lists. Like whyyy). So let me now walk over to my bookshelf and rattle off some names of my favorite modern female authors… (also, enjoy my attempt to break my endless “YA fantasy” books into groups). 

If you’re searching for that super elusive book written by a woman, try:

Dystopian

Veronica Roth

Lauren Oliver

Kristin Cashore

Veronica Rossi

Beth Revis

Marie Lu

Tahereh Mafi

Suzanne Collins

Susan Ee

Suzanne Young

Jennifer Wilson

Amy Engel

Fantasy

Samantha Shannon

Evelyn Skye

A.C. Gaughen

Jessica Khoury

Alwyn Hamilton

Marissa Meyer

Heidi Heilig

Libba Bray

Leslye Walton

Janet Lee Carey

Jennifer McGowan

Diana Peterfreund

JK Rowling

Janet B. Taylor

Laini Taylor

Robin LaFevers

Erin Morgenstern

Kendare Blake

Amie Kaufman

Kerstin Gier

Kiersten White

Melanie Dickerson

Melissa Landers

KM Shea

Alison Goodman

Elizabeth May

Kiera Cass

Renee Ahdieh

Marion Zimmer Bradley

Alexandra Bracken

Romina Russell

Deborah Harkness

Diana Gabaldon

Madeline Miller

Julie Eshbaugh

High Fantasy

Sarah J Maas

Maria V. Snyder

Mary E. Pearson

Sara B. Larson

Jennifer A. Nielsen

Shannon Hale

Stephanie Garber

Diana Wynne Jones

Stacey Jay

Erin Summerill

Leigh Barudgo

Hannah West

Sabaa Tahir

Victoria Aveyard

Rosamund Hodge

Melina Marchetta

Rae Carson

Naomi Novik

Susan Dennard

Wendy Higgins

V.E. Schwab

Gail Carson Levine

CJ Redwine

Katherine Roberts

Sara Raasch

Erika Johansen

Rachel Hartman

Juliet Marillier

Livia Blackburne

Sophie Jordan

Tamora Pierce

Sandra Waugh

Marie Rutkoski

Elise Kova

Angie Sage

Amy Tintera

Sarah Fine

Jodi Meadows

Cinda Williams Chima

Morgan Rhodes

Sherry Thomas

Danielle L. Jensen

Colleen Oakes

Melissa Grey

Sarah Ahiers

Lori M. Lee

Roshani Chokshi

Modern Fantasy

Cassandra Clare

Rachel Hawkins

Stephanie Meyer

Jennifer L. Armentrout

Kami Garcia

Claudia Gray

Julie Kagawa

Maggie Stiefvater

Kaitlin Bevis

Aimee Carter

Holly Black

Cynthia Hand

Richelle Mead

Temple West

Alex Flinn

Kresley Cole

Josephine Angelini

Lisa Maxwell

Zoraida Cordova

Contemporary

Rainbow Rowell

Jenny Han

Morgan Matson

Sarah Dessen

Kasie West

Jennifer Longo

Anna Breslaw

Sonya Mukherjee

Huntley Fitzpatrick

Melissa Keil

Brodi Ashton

Jennifer Niven

Katherine Catmull

Miranda Kenneally

Eileen Cook

Sandy Hall

Jenn Marie Thorne

Sarah Strohmeyer

Stephanie Perkins

Danika Stone

Elizabeth Eulberg

Jandy Nelson

Carolyn Mackler

Ali Novak

Ann Brashares

Tamara Ireland Stone

Gwenda Bond

Stacey Lee

Nina LaCour

(Sorry to Leigh Bird Dog and anyone else whose name autocorrect couldn’t deal with if I didn’t catch it).

These are just the books I happened to glance at, so feel free to add! And then maybe this can stop being a thing…

[bweefi]

I don't know why the search for a great female author is still a problem? Someone even made a list to name a few

[bweefi]

Our health shouldn't cost us our right to live

[straightwhiteboyproblems]

if you don’t reblog this in 3 seconds, hunter is going to walk into your room saying “haha check this out bro” and force you to look at 10 pictures he found on ifunny that are very racist. don’t take that chance

[bweefi]

Can't take that chance

[mediamattersforamerica]

The Daily Show and the USWNT take on myths about the wage gap (and destroy a Fox News guest’s opposition to equal pay in the process).

[bweefi]

This isn't right

[coervus]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[video]

[bweefi]

I'm going to say this once and only once to you guys. Even if Bernie Sanders loses the primary do not stay home and give up. Go out and vote, either write his name in or go with Hillary because doing nothing means Trump or whoever the GOP nominee is wins; and we all know that they will drive America so far into the toilet no plumber will be able to unclog it for years.