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i am backkkkkkk. I'm changing up who I write for! I'll make a new masterlist and everything and update my bio a bit more once I'm done. basically this blog is under reconstruction lol.

[slvthrs]

dick analysis | vinnie hacker

--- MINORS PLEASE FUCK OFF FOR UR OWN GOOD ---

hcs and me analysing vinnie hackers cock... I have a problem but ur here readin so u do 2 love

WARNINGS:  sex, talking about dicks, thats it

We all know Vinnie shows off his boner like it’s nobody's business, but the hottest boy on tiktok has to have the hottest dick. Unpopular opinion, yes I think his dick is above average but not humongous- cause like girl what are you gonna do with like 10 inches, that is not fitting inside of you 😭. His dick is around 7 inches flaccid but reaches to about 8 inches when hard, still big don’t get me wrong. I think it’s girthy but the main stimulation comes from his size. Everything is perfectly proportionate, like it looks right.

It’s the same color as his body but his tip is probably the prettiest shade of pink, like light baby pink- lighter than his lips. His base is darker than the rest though. But when he’s hard the tip turns more into the shade of his lips.

I definitely think he’s groomed, like his face is always shaved, he has no chest hair, I’m pretty sure his dick is well groomed. There’s obviously hair on it like he’s not bald down there, but it would be well kept, alongside the fact he doesn’t grow that much hair he also knows how to keep it well cleaned and very neat for you.

For the shape of it, I just know it’s curved up and a little bit to the right. He has like 2 thick veins running down it and then extra one littered all over. Oh and the 2 main ones are every sensitive, licking up them will guarantee Vinnie's hand grabbing a fistful of your hair and a light, fuck, coming out of his mouth.

The way he uses his dick depends on his mood and your preferences, on an intimate day when both of you just wanna make love to each other, its missionary, he loves seeing your eyes well up with tears as he kisses them away whilst fucking into you. But if he had a rough night or you're being a bitch? You best believe your face is gonna be shoved into a pillow whilst he fuck you doggy style, like him holding your legs up cause he’s fucking you that hard.

[cookiezitos]

𓆩★𓆪!⋆𑇓🎳****ˀ̣ˀ̣˚⁎⁺˳ ᥒᩚɘ𝘸 𝕡O𝗼ຮ𝗍 ♡. 䵳꒱☆ ࣪.⭑𐬢 𐫱 𝗹𝗶᳞𝕜𝗲ᩥ ꩜𝚁 ℝᦕᩚ𝗯ᤲ𝙻☮︎𝙶 ☄︎ぬ ☕﹏͏ (⁎˃ᴗ˂⁎)˚★ᩝᐩ. ⊹າ૮ಫ਼ᰢ፝ 𝕔𝕣𝕖𝕕𝕚𝕥𝕤 𝙼𝙴 ^^ ⋆Ჰ़ᱹ🕸️ ⩇⩇:⩇⩇´-

[imsignificantlyinsignificant]

““I lied. I’m not out of this relationship. I’m in. I’m so in, it’s humiliating because here I am, begging. Okay.. Here it is: Your choice? It’s simple. Her or me. And I’m sure she’s really great, but Derek.. I love you. In a really, really big pretend-to-like-your-taste-in-music, let-you-eat-the-last-piece-of-cheesecake, hold-a-radio-over-my-head-outside-your-window, unfortunate way that makes me hate you, love you. So pick me. Choose me. Love me.””

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Meredith Grey

[userilyarozanov]

[shamelesslybrock]

My sunshine bois 😍💕

[toastbutteregg]

[all-aboard-the-bane-train]

Literally

[joey-wheeler-official]

gettin real tired of people pretending that the writers not explaining every little thing in detail is the same thing as a plothole tbh

[joey-wheeler-official]

has to think once while watching something whoa this is bad writing

[pressxtodavid]

The Cinema Sins effect

[theaimsterk]

On this season of Riverdale, the writers gave to me:

12 varchie makeouts

11 homeless serpents

10 seizing vixens

9 murder suspects

8 archie facepalms

7 cosplay outfits

6 shady drug deals

5 gargoyle kings

4 dramatic teens

3 hot dads

2 scheming lodges

and an angry boi in a beanie

[totalariana]

When some new gossip too good for you to contain

[gahdamnpunk]

This dead ass makes me so angry lol

[rustyjnails]

I be so ready to grab a rag or vacuum and get some house work done. I’ll be ready to clean the whole damn house. But as soon as you tell me to do it right when I’m about to, I’m just like:

[katswenski]

We all struggle to be a good boy sometimes.  My website – My Instagram – See me on Webtoon!

[endiness]

[nojillnolife]

[suddenlysomewherethatsgreen]

Look at this! Look at this fucking thing! This was done in 1986, and used absolutely no CGI whatsoever. It was ALL practical, and ALL done through puppetry. Look at the last gif. Over a dozen vines are moving at once along with its head, lips, and tongue! In interviews Rick Moranis has stated he often forgot he was working with a puppet, as opposed to a really ugly guy. Even today it looks so real. Audrey ii is nothing short of miraculous

[diamogeddon-likes]

IM SORRY WHAT

[imtoobiforyou]

WHAT

[midnightsylph1]

It took over 60 puppeteers to operate Audrey II’s final form in the film. You can read more about the puppet’s creation and operation here.

[inthenameofpeacewemakewar-deact]

The practical effects of Little Shop of Horrors was fucking astounding.  It’s worth it to mention that, in the scenes where the plant is moving, the filming was slowed to 12 to 16 frames a second, so that the film could be sped up to give the Audrey II a more lifelike appearance.  In such scenes where actors like Rick Moranis had to speak with the plant, he had to mouth his lines at a slower-than-normal speed while still looking convincing, only to have his voice added in post. 

It’s also worth mentioning that a crew of 60+ puppeteers were needed to operate the plant, as the entire puppet weighed over a ton. 

[petty-betty-cooper-deactivated2]

When your core 4 is suddenly now a core 11 within 1 episode. Didn’t know I stanned them all but I do.

[blackqueerblog]

Please, read till the end! I loved this story. So great. I laughed, I cried, I shit my pants. This needs to be shared. This is exactly what you need on the eve of Halloween

lol this is like the only time you want a white lady calling the cops

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via cottoncandaddy)

[taylorzrealm]

LMFAO THE LAST PART

[disasterbisexual-moved]

chaotic dorks

[rowdy-red-riot]

my mum sent me this vid which demonstrates how to use a (usb) charger when ur power goes out, using a car usb plugin, charging cable,a pen spring, and a 9V battery

hopefully someone out there finds this useful

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

Bitch is livin in 2050

[kyraneko]

She’s also a witch, she got that usb plugged in on the second try.