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| Percy | 19 | bi | icon is by @mr-caduceus | wizard is the best class, you can't change my mind.

[maxpawb]

i have a disease that makes me not do my homework its called being a fucking idiot

[futuremoji]

Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you

[futuremoji]

[lesserjoke]

[zagreus]

Visit Original Link

[brendonuriearchive]

[snapsicle]

when people make those posts that are like “i had a crush on a cartoon character when i was a 8 year old” and “i listened to nightcore when i was 10″ i cannot relate to those at all because up until i was like 12 i swear to god i was barely human like i would run around like a miniature madman and destroy everything in my path and the first day of 1st grade i knocked some other kid out with a book because i turned to the wrong page and she corrected me. in my defense i was a 1st grader but thats not all. up until like 6th grade i would play this game where i would beat an invisible person to death at the back of the field and also i would eat like 3 sheets of paper a day 

[nervousyoungman]

Maslow’s hierarchy of transmasc needs

[paulthebukkit]

[abbf26]

the news is bad sometimes

[thegreathamedebate]

Okay but what’s the phone

[sailor-arashi]

As advertised:

[abbf26]

thats what cain used to kill abel

[chasing-asterion]

Okay but for real think of the possibilities.

People in remote areas (both recreationally and living) - hiking or dangerous areas if they’re lost, hurt, or scouting ahead

Homeless people

Disabled people (to alert for help or contact vital services

Areas of extreme poverty (see all above)

Lost people (either urban or rural) able to call for help

Somebody close to death able to record all final thoughts (either injured, terminal, trapped, or unable to have constant medical care)

Children always able to call for help

Abused people - hiding a phone without worrying about it needing to be recharged

[spruce-wayne-deactivated2020120]

it isn’t bad at all, we’re just so used to phone companies trying to make paper thin phones with no battery life cause it’s good for business

[selchieproductions]

Two non-offensive alternatives to the term "spirit animal"

Daemon - The only one you’re appropriating is Pullman and by appropriating Pullman you’re upsetting no-one, save possibly the Pope.

Patronus - Wizards everywhere are more than willing to lend you this term and the geekiness is an added bonus. I just read that geeks are sexy, or so the Metro, so, there you go, a patronus is clearly your next ascribed accessory. 

[fsthhdwefg-deactivated20180515]

Patron Saint: the catholic church is the biggest, richest and most powerful organisation in the world, so the pope can just plop his ass down in his big fancy throne and let it slide.

[dzamie]

Fursona - let’s be honest here

[nynehells]

“Familiar” is pretty rad too

[champion-leon]

Why is the official art for gigantimax snorlax so fucking profound and funny I’m screaming

[triforceofdoom]

“whoever tries to wake me up next gets the laser”

[keybladeoverlord]

Snorlax casts Fuck You.

[standardheadcrab-deactivated202]

the only personality test that really matters is which starter they picked for each pkmn gen the first time they played. anyways rb with each of your first-time starters

[doc-cochran-deactivated20210609]

[vo-kopen]

Big mood.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

The best part is how you can see he’s trying SO HARD not to laugh here

[fullofowls]

Tim Curry: I’m escaping to the ONE place that hasn’t been corrupted by capitalism! [shaky breaths while trying not to smile] sssPACE

[thunderstruck9]

Gilles Marrey (French, b. 1963), Carqueiranne II, 2009. Oil on canvas, 150 x 150 cm.

[cutenessradar]

Little Vampire

[dark-waves]

[salty-red-mage]

I love how all of these are wholesome and then bam there's one about a mom doing cocaine

[iholytrojan]

Me getting high outside that train station

[dentos-wife]

Good thing Cynthia is from Sinnoh because she is cold