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Peter Solarz
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❛ you look l o s t. ❜
Infidelity starter sentences
"Who’s panties are these…?!" "I keep telling you it’s not because he/she is better looking than you are!" "I’m not even sure why you still wear that ring after what I did." "Don’t try to lie! I saw you with him/her yesterday!" "I’ve got to tell you something… You better sit down." "What are you doing here? You weren’t supposed to get back here until later tonight!" "I didn’t mean to kiss him/her!" "Oh, so this is where you’ve been every Saturday night!" "I still love YOU, you have to believe me!" "I was drunk… It meant nothing." "Why are you upset, it was just a prostitute!" "Don’t tell me you haven’t been looking around at other people too!" "Why are you home late all the time?" "I don’t want him/her, I want YOU!" "This is our secret, alright? My wife/husband can’t find out." "Are you going to tell him/her what we’re doing?" "It’s kind of exciting, isn’t it…? Having an affair." "I’m so sorry, this was a mistake. I’m with someone else."
Meryl Streep-Out of Africa
Juno Starter Meme
"The little pink plus sign is so unholy."
"I'm already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into?"
"I still have your underwear."
"I still have your virginity."
"I'm just losing my faith in humanity."
"I just wonder if two people can ever stay together for good."
"I just need to know that it's possible that two people can stay together forever."
"I think I'm in love with you."
"I'm a suicide risk."
"I'm pregnant."
"I drank, like, ten tons of Sunny D."
"Will you still think I'm cute if I'm huge?"
"I always think you're cute. I think you're beautiful."
"You're pregnant?"
"Silencio, old man!"
"I'm a legend. They call me the cautionary whale."
"Her house smells like soup."
"Why are you crying?"
"I'm not crying, I'm just allergic to fine home furnishing."
"I want a parakeet."
"This pretzel tastes like a freaking donut!"
"Ow, ow, fuckity ow!"
"Are you honestly and truly going to prom with [insert name]?"
"Can we make out now?"
rangerisms:
see how easily he ignores that bit about her property? he’d rather focus on just where her fingers are, and how she’s so casual about hunting a lion. some fucking humans. no, scratch that, some fucking w o m e n. ( he almost sighs, both exasperated and thrilled. ) "that’s funny, my aunt says the same thing about me.”
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karen's lips give an ( amused ) curve as she finally begins bandaging his arm. ❛ she's smart, then. are you close to her? ❜
she leans back to inspect her work. not a bad job at all.
❛ can i get you a new shirt? ❜
she knows for a fact bror still has some of his things laying around; surely he won't notice a missing shirt when he comes to collect them.
bxroness liked for a starter~
whiipish:
”—You’re certainly not in Kansas anymore.”
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----- and, just like that, the reference flies right over her head.
❛ i've never been, actually. ❜
250+ starters you can use
even more starters random starters from various sources (once again, from spotify playlists, random commentary, tv shows, books, movies, and my brain).
❝A little warning would have been nice!❞
❝You almost shot me! Again!❞
❝Hide your wives, hide your daughters, hell, hide your sheep!❞
❝I saw how you danced for them. There is no more need for that innocent act.❞
❝You’ll have to rip my bento box from my cold, dead hands.❞
❝Book? What book?❞
❝It’s all lies! Slander I say!❞
❝So after we were finished, he reached for his phone and began to play Candy Crush.❞
❝You owe me. I mean really owe me.❞
❝Stop it, you’re being even more rude than usual.❞
❝The cold and I don’t mix.❞
❝You look like you were fucked thoroughly last night. Was it worth it?❞
❝I had sex behind the court house.❞
❝Public sex is the best kind of sex next to make up, angry sex.❞
❝They hold you to a different standard because you are not some peasant roaming the streets. You are royalty.❞
❝If you are going to dance, at least pretend you can dance well.❞
❝You have far too much darkness within your heart. You will not be able to enter this place.❞
❝If, for example, you are alive at the bottom of the sea, I shall cut off my two legs and become a fish.❞
❝I want to fall asleep while embraced.❞
❝I once believed long ago that I could wish upon a star and my dreams will come true. Now I know such things are false.❞
❝I will savor the day I can watch you fall.❞
❝I will hunt you down & I will not show mercy.❞
❝There is little we can do. The rot has begun to set in.❞
❝You can keep your little princess in her proper little place. But if she follows all your orders, does exactly what she’s told? She will never ever grow up, she will only grow old.❞
❝Good deed? You so called good deed sentenced him to death.❞
❝That child will do whatever it takes to survive ; I suggest you do the same.❞
❝I am the Queen/King & I demand respect.❞
❝You will find me at the corner of 5th avenue & 57th street.❞
❝Girls don’t want smelly boys. They want chocolate, pretty shoes, and a good fuck every week.❞
❝I want you to break me with your own hands.❞
❝Have you stepped into your own trap, my lord? Any evidence you have against me, you yourself bought and paid for. Do you now begin to believe it?❞
❝Why must you leave a king to follow you? Why not a QUEEN?❞
❝It is true. I was unfaithful to you with all of them. With half your court. With soldiers of your guard, with grooms, with stablehands. Look for the rest of your life at every man that ever knew me and wonder if I didn’t find him a better man than you!❞
❝ I have a little neck.❞
❝You make love as you eat, with a great deal of noise and no subtlety!❞
❝Will you not kiss your daughter?❞
❝She has the face of a simpering sheep. And the manners. But not the morals. I don’t want her near me.❞
❝How DARE you and the rest of your barbarians set fire to my library?❞
❝You have such bony knees.❞
❝Queens. Queens. Strip them naked as any other woman, they are no longer queens.❞
❝I will not be told where I can go and where I cannot go!❞
❝The King has asked for me?❞
❝Even in carnal matters?❞
❝I shall not go the way of my sister!❞
❝Power is as exciting as love, I discover.❞
❝And who has more power than our dearest king/queen?❞
❝Touch her, and I’ll have her sent from court.❞
❝Mind your tongue, or I’ll have you sent from court.❞
❝I ORDER you.❞
❝…I think I’m a good person. I think there’s good in everyone.❞
❝I see these kids I’ve known all my life and wonder: What happened?❞
❝Remember those days when we were singing and clapping, happy and napping, baking cookies, eating paste?❞
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Out of Africa
Medical RP Starters!
"You don't look so hot."
"Let me help you up."
"You're not going looking like that!"
"Okay...hospital. Now."
"Back to bed."
"I'm dizzy."
"I think I broke my wrist."
"Here. Rinse your mouth."
"Are you sure you're okay? No. No, you're not. Get back in the house."
"Maybe you should get going."
"What the hell happened to you?!"
"I can't breathe."
"Holy shit, you're turning blue!"
"You need to lie down."
"I need to lie down."
"Hey. Can you hear me? You had a seizure."
"If you get me sick, I swear to God--"
"Hey--Look at me!"
"Tell me where it hurts."
"Why are you so scared of the doctor?"
"I need some help over here!"
"Ow!!"
"Do you need some water?"
"Is that blood?!"
"Are you choking?"
"Can you hear me?"
"What...what happened?"
"I burned myself pretty bad.."
"You burned yourself pretty bad.."
"We need to go to the hospital. Now."
"You feel warm."
"104 fever?!"
"Frog in your throat?"
"Are you alright? You look pale."
"Hey--you passed out."
"Stop it. You're limping."
"Where's your inhaler?"
"Do you know where my inhaler is?"
"Your arm is not supposed to bend like that."
"How long have you had that cough?"
"Let me get you a trash can."
"Do you have any pepto bismol?"
"How long have you been throwing up?"
"I can't stop throwing up."
"What did you do to yourself?"
"Is that blood on your shirt?"
Put a rumor you heard about my muse in my ask and they'll confirm or deny it.
Urgent Starter Sentences
"You could have died!"
"Are you insane?"
"RUN!"
"Get out of the way!"
"NOT NOW!"
"A little bit of HUSH, please!"
"Yeah? Well I'm trying to stop us from blowing up so SHUT. UP!"
"Are you honestly that thick?"
"Look at me. I promise, I'll get you out of here."
"You're safe with me."
"I'll look after you."
"What's that?!"
"What are you doing?"
"Do you want to be crushed, or do you want to move?"
"Don't speak. Don't even breathe. Be quiet."
"Did you hear that?"
"What was that?"
"What's going on?"
"THIS IS INSANE!"
"WE NEED A DOCTOR OVER HERE!"
"I'm sorry... am I meant to recognise you?"
"Give me your hand, and jump."
"Just trust me. Just this once, for just one minute of your life, just trust me."
"There's no time to explain!"
"HELP!"
"AHHHHHHH!"
"I can't breathe."
"Is that... normal?"
"That doesn't usually happen."
Written For You
Small starter meme.
Fluff//Romance "I’m doing this for you." "You know you’re my one and only." "I’m in love with you." "I’ve always loved you." "You’re the most important thing in the world to me." "Forever and always." "You’re my sunshine." "I appreciate you." "You’re so cute." "You’re the most beautiful girl/boy I’ve ever seen."
Secrets//Lies "I’m jealous of you." "I’m in love with you, idiot." "I never loved you." "I don’t really like _____." "You’re my hero." "I’m in love with ____. Don’t tell them." "I’ve never lied to you." "I was using you."
Angst "You don’t give a damn about me." "Stop lying." "Stop pretending." "Get the hell away from me." "I thought you loved me." "I trusted you." "You promised me!" "I needed you." "I can never trust you again."
Pain//Blood "You hit me." "You shot me." "You stabbed me." "I’m bleeding." "Everything hurts." "I feel woozy." "You’ve lost so much blood." "You’re covered in blood." "There’s so much blood."
Flirty "You’re hot when you’re mad." "Wanna come back to my place?" "You tease." "You’re lovely." "You look divine." "How about a drink at my place?"
Innunendo "Do you like?" "Does that feel good?" "Give it to me." "I like it rough." "I have something to show you." "Harder! Just like that!" "I’ve got a present for you."
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