THE FORCE AWAKENS: A BAD LIP READING SENTENCE MEME
alter pronouns as needed.
“Once upon a time, in a super rad corner of outer space…”
“Quit squawking and leave!”
“HOW AM I STILL LIVING, I MEAN YOU HIT ME RIGHT IN MY FACE!”
“OWWWWW! Dang it, Ricky!”
“Hold up—you know Ricky?!”
“He’s a demon machine and if he keeps shootinG ME-”
“OW! -I WILL END YOU, DEMON!”
“This morning I wanted a frap, and they wouldn’t make it!”
“Everytime I come here you’re buyin’ a frap. It’s not important to get a frap.”
“Seriously there must be something that makes you happy.”
“Nyyeeaaa that’s disgusting.”
“I like monkeyyyyyyyyys~. You’re the monkey.”
“Your chest is very hairy.”
“We outta hang out tonight.”
“Mmk, I’ll be over there at the bar just… being hairy.”
“Cut my jacket when this nano-!”
“HE’S ALWAYS TOUCHIN’ ON ME!”
“HUUUUUNNNN HE LICKED MY FRIES!”
“Whatever weird girl, it’d be great if we could play with my kissy bits.”
“I always have real funky breaths.”
“I wonder what you smell like.”
“Does anybody understand what he says?”
“He’s got some kinda stupid accent, I think.”
“I feel like that’s unrelated.”
“I think Robert stole his sister’s trinkets, he’s embarrassed.”
“Uhh I think he said tomorrow’s his birthday.”
“Well happy birthday, Bill. *softly* I don’t mean that.”
“Did you say ninja?! They have karate and can snap your shins clean!”
“Are you serious? I’m scared now, right?”
“They’ll pluck out our eyelids!”
“Wait could you still fall asleep?”
“How are those your first words?!”
“You know what, I tried to make chocolate shoes!”
“Cause the guy’s a tol and he most likely sleeps in an ‘L’ position.”
“Listen, baby, you know I need that puppet bird.”
“You out to run along before it gets dark.”
“You know I can see your nads.”
“Did that shop have any food?”
“Or a hat! Or like a cool belt buckle!”
“Or maybe a bacon flute?” *in the background: yasss*
“I don’t wanna relive it.”
“They got a sick blouse—on sale!”
“You have been really bad company.”
“I made you a birrrrd!” *raises finger with bird puppet* “It’s a finger puppet.” *strokes puppet*
“As you can see I never painted it. I would’ve given it to you but you never trusted birds!”
“Quit looking at me like that.”
“Oooookay I think I’m gonna go home…”
“That’s somethin’ different.”
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