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MOMMY. YOU LIVE.
"You dope. I was always here."
( i wanna make a Halloween rp blog for the season but i dunno who. Part of me wants to make a Scary Godmother blog but i dunno…she’s not all that popular. Anyone got any suggestions? )
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Folding his arms, he maintains his glare. Calling him a rodent, was mildly insulting. Rats — are diseased. & he likes to think he has a little more class than that.
Just ignore that he ate that apple out of the garbage last week.
“Chu — pika pi.”
An exasperated sigh leaves her lips, letting the coffee cup sit on the nearest sur- face. This little guy looked pissed, and she knew never to judge a book by it's cover. Small or no, who knew what he could be ca- pable of if provoked further. Blame the mind of a woman who's fought for too long.
"Look...I'm...sorry if I offended you. Sure, the coffee isn't great but uh...you made me coffee. That's more than I can say for most of my friends. Just quit lookin' at me like that, okay?"
[ I FCKUING LOVE KILL BILL OH MY GDO SKSKXK ]
( and i love both classic and film addams family so let's cut roses friend omg )
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To be honest, he had no clue how to make coffee; electrifying the beans until it smelled brewed & stirring it into a cup of water. But at least he tried — not failing to notice, she was still drinking it. Humans were ungrateful.
"Oh don't look at me like that." Beatrix bit her lip as she looked at the creature's large eyes. It was un- like her to give in to anything so easily, but something about this rodent was making it harder to stand her ground.
"Rodent or not, it's still bad coffee. But uh...good first try?"
maybe i’m too busy being yours to fall for somebody new.
"This coffee you made tastes like shit," she remarks as she cont- inues to help herself.
"Thought you should know."
"Excuuuse me. My bod is perfect okay. You would be blessed to view my muscles in its pure glory like this.”
"Aw, did I damage your man pride there? You seem a little wounded there. Touchy subject?
"Excuse me lady, I am not scrawny. Under this I’m all muscles. Wanna see?"
"Um...no thanks kid. The last thing I need is to be blinded. Kinda need my eyes for things I gotta do later."
"Well, you're a scarwny lookin' thing, aren't ya?"
❝ Iт’ѕ мercy, coмpαѕѕιoɴ, αɴd ғorɢιveɴeѕѕ I lαcĸ. Noт rαтιoɴαlιтy.❞
I. II. III. IV. V.
( is it too early to break out the halloween movies and candy and things? )
"Revenge is a dish best served cold" - Old Klingon proverb.
"Have fun storming the castle."
Sentence Meme {Princess Bride}
"Oh don't worry, it'll be funner than a barrel full of monkeys. ...What a fucking stupid saying."
"You’re trying to kidnap what I’ve rightfully stolen."
Sentence Meme {Princess Bride}
"It still doesn't make it yours kid," the bride remarks, eyeing the other very carefully.
"Besides, I need this a little more than you do, so if you'd like to avoid any nastiness between us, I suggest you walk away."
Sentence Meme {Princess Bride}
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
"Drop. Your. Sword."
"Life is pain, _____. Anybody who says otherwise is selling something."
"I am not left handed."
"As you wish."
"I wasn’t worried. Maybe I was a little bit concerned, but that’s not the same thing."
"You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept."
"Truly, you have a dizzying intellect."
"Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder today."
"Have fun storming the castle."
"There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours."
"Is very strange. I have been in the revenge business so long, now that it’s over, I don’t know what to do with the rest of my life."
"Have you ever considered piracy?"
"Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while."
"Good night, _____. Good work. Sleep well. I’ll most likely kill you in the morning."
"You’re trying to kidnap what I’ve rightfully stolen."
"You seem a decent fellow… I hate to kill you."
"You seem a decent fellow… I hate to die."
"You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles."
"Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don’t think they exist."
"You can die slowly, cut into a thousand pieces."
"You killed my love."
"It’s possible. I kill a lot of people."
"I’ve hired you to help me start a war. It’s an prestigious line of work, with a long and glorious tradition."
"No one would surrender to the Dread Pirate _____."
"I got married. I didn’t want to - it all happened so fast."
"Then you’re not married. You didn’t say it; you didn’t do it."
"Is this a kissing book?"
"A word, my lady/lord. We are but poor, lost circus performers. Is there a village nearby?"
"I’ve got my country’s 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife/husband to murder and _____ to frame for it; I’m swamped."
"There’s a big difference between mostly dead and all dead."
"Yes, you’re very smart. Shut up."
"Please consider me as an alternative to suicide."
"There will be blood tonight!"
"That is the sound of ultimate suffering."
"Look, I don’t mean to be rude but this is not as easy as it looks, so I’d appreciate it if you wouldn’t distract me."
"I challenge you to a battle of wits."
"You mean, you’ll put down your rock and I’ll put down my sword, and we’ll try and kill each other like civilized people?"
"Thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you’re at it, why don’t you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it?"
"She/He is alive, or was an hour ago. If she/he is otherwise when I find her/him I shall be very put out."
"You can die too for all I care!"
"So I’m here till I die?"
"I can cope with torture."
"I fight gangs for local charities and stuff."
"That was a warning, _____. Next time my hand flies on its own. Where I come from, there are penalties when a woman/man lies."
"I will never love again."
"You mocked me once, never do it again! I died that day!"
"To the Pain means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever."
"Never go in against a ____ when death is on the line!"
"We are men of action. Lies do not become us."
"They were both poisoned. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder."
"I would as soon destroy a stained-glass window as an artist like yourself."
"I just work for ____ to pay the bills."
"It’s not my fault I’m the biggest and the strongest. I don’t even exercise."
"I believe everything to be a trap. It’s the reason I’m still alive."
"Stop saying that!"