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tougeboy-deactivated20201221

if you listen to:

bones

xavier wulf

chris travis

eddy baker

xxxtentacion

lil peep

ramirez

smokepurpp

$uicideboy$

trippie redd

juice wrld

pouya

i fuck with you

bxyblade

Checking chris travis and eddy baker out now bc i listen to the rest of the playlist most of the time

enfperks

REBLOG IF YOU ARE AN E N T P

All other types here

I wish i knew that i am an entp sooner...it would‘ve made my life so much easier. Imagine going to therapy and ur therapist asks „so what are u feeling?“ snd everytime i went im not sure same as always or started talking about how i assumed i felt and she always said stop you are talking with your brain listen to ur heart and im like??? Umm i feel nothing in particular can‘t identify

deactivated-1509

Reblog this post with your MBTI type, Hogwarts house, and school subject you are/were best at!

(Inspired by @intjpuff)

I’ll start:

INTJ // slytherin // chemistry

bxyblade

ENTP / gryffindor / english

imnottotallyaparadox

NTs Solving Your Problems

INTJ: quietly kills your problem

INTP: systematically determines the problem is your fault but sends you cat memes to cheer you up

ENTP: systematically determines the problem is your fault and tells you as much

ENTJ: loudly kills your problem

just-mbti-things

The NTs- Before and After you get to know them

The XNTJs:

Before: They seem cold, maybe a little arrogant, a bit of a know-it-all

After: Wow! They’re actually really great people once you get to know them

The XNTPs:

Before: They’re kinda weird, but they seem nice enough

After: oh my god they’re insane! THEY’RE FUCKING INSANE!

intjpuff

Reblog with your MBTI and worst subject

Either worst or least favourite

I have a theory I want to test

INTJ / English

bxyblade

ENTP, geography

brainlessintj

If you “don’t do feelings lol” and don’t care about hurting other people, you’re not a Thinker. You’re an asshole.

silentlytypingyou

The Types as Friends

INTP: Cares about you but will text you once every three months to talk to you about some random fact they'll have found then and that they want to talk about, will smile if they really like you, but resting bitch face most of the time, will ask awesome crazy questions 24/7, is a loveable mix of purity and mischief.

ENTP: You never really know if you're friends or not, will cheer you up with memes, if they mock you they like you, either quiet or talks ALL THE TIME, smirks a lot, only listens to drama to make it escalate.

INTJ: Ultra calm and quiet, will give you the best advice on any given topic, sarcasm buddy, will send you weird videos they find funny, is the posh friend, literally the brains of the group.

ENTJ: Will organise your life for you, knows EVERYTHING, gossip is mental stimulation because it consists in a social experiment, silent in the corner and occasionally pops their head out of The Economist to tell you you're doing it wrong.

INFP: Quiet and cute until you get that "wtf happened here, we are so screwed" vibe after they decided it was a good idea to paint glue on the ceiling and throw sparkles at it to redecorate, has lots of feelings, the author friend.

INFJ: Always prevents you from doing the worst mistakes, sighs but cares, human rights posts on social media, will reveal their secret talent for impersonations when they're comfortable with you, smiles because they have no idea what's going on.

ENFP: Sets up your playlist for you, makes their own memes, has sparkles in their eyes, hugs some people but doesn't like being hugged back, starts a joke and adorably never makes it to the punchline, is super smart but also very chill.

ENFJ: Glares because they care, makes out they're done with you but they will always be there to listen and to help, "wait, what exa- TOMORROW???", is the group mum although they don't have their shit together half the time.

ISTJ: Is your life saviour, knows everything about everyone in DETAIL, has a secret seduction talent, knows all your flaws and helps you deal through them, posts about how messed up the world is on social media, is never late to any of your appointments.

ESTJ: Rolls their eyes but they still love you, makes and sends PowerPoint presentations of their lives when you live far away, will explain and help you with anything you need to know, has a Five Year Plan for everyone, listens to k-pop and tries to convert you.

ISFJ: Remembers EVERYONE'S birthday, makes cookies, loves the opera, quote their grandparents when giving advice, tells their stories to everyone, organises surprise birthday parties, makes sure everybody gets along just fine.

ESFJ: Is a ball of fluff, has their shit together, loves making aesthetic notes for everyone, "everybody, just get aloooong, pleeeaase?", random cake offerings, knows everyone and everyone loves them but they still lack self-confidence, baby animals posts.

ISFP: Is the cool friend, always looks on point and advises you on what to wear, drags you to all the parties, is always the friend in a relationship, incites you to ditch class, will listen to your rant, posts aesthetic pictures of nature.

ISTP: Will not reply to your texts for ages before they need you to come right now urgently immediately, pretends they don't like drama but they do, will always be there for you, McDonald dates, their sense of sarcasm is unrivalled with.

ESTP: The friend who will convince you to do the most outrageous dare, boasts a lot but it's okay, has 5 passions which have taken over their lives, talks ALL THE TIME, posts cool motorbike stunts or videos of heavy metal concerts.

ESFP: Drama drama drama, writes poems about their crushes, spontaneously throws parties, makes everyone happy, under constant supervision because they're clumsy, laughs at all the jokes, did I mention drama, the fierce person who will shout at anyone who messes with their friends.

bxyblade

Entp except i don‘t listen to drama to make it escalate, i listen to give an objective advice tell my friend the truth right in the face, justify the actions of the others and try to settle things asap