According to all known laws of aviation...

she/they/the secret pronoun - weird shit enjoyer

[dogpuppy]

[jeffgerstmann]

If someone jerks me off with a puppet it counts as a threesome, right?

read your bible

[marsixm]

thanks!

[dogpuppy]

[strawberry-crocodile]

worst thing about going through testosterone-dominant puberty as a human girl is that it didnt even give me three inch long canines

[gaybichon]

community notes are so brutal. tumblr needs to add that feature to escalate our pvp capabilities

[treecitysessions]

No the person who tweeted this made me laugh so hard the other day bc people were trying to correct them and they edited their shadow on picsart to keep the bit going

[v35heh]

[whitachi]

[dogpuppy]

[mollyjames]

Ever since I was a sweet little boy, I knew I wanted to grow up to be a mean lesbian

[batshit-auspol]

what the fuck is the statistics office planning

[brunettedollface]

[bandagedthoughtsblog]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[spooky-fubuki]

[ysolt]

*crumbles up paper and throws it into the trash* man i dont know

[whitepeopletwitter]

[catboygirljoker]

(via orc-sign-language)

[proxyspark]

LEGO SET 21306-2: Ringo Starr & the Elf Stones