According to all known laws of aviation...

she/they/the secret pronoun - weird shit enjoyer

[cheddar-baby]

i could smell your boytoy coming from down the road. Wretched little rotted morsel of a thing, may he fall to time and become carrion

[csny]

[thesituation]

[girlballs]

not now sweetie. mommy is cutting a hole in this cantaloupe so she can stick her penis in it

[dragongirlbunny]

[toyota-supra]

you're in a girl's room and she's weird

[lab-practicum]

what do you do?

>Ask her about the Plushies on her Bed

>Make out Sloppy Style

[yourtongzhihazel]

[lakesandquarries]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

all roads lead to road dude. and when in road do as the rodents do.

[junewild]

i think the scientology speedrunners should start visiting the hospital mitch mcconnell is supposed to be in. i think it would be enriching for them

[puthy]

[thehandsomedevil88]

Still not what I want

[puthy]

What is it that you desire?

[reallyseally]

very wise seal goes bwah and pwuh... and you could learn a thing or two from that

[heated-blanket]

RIP bozo status pending

[martial-art-world]

[toesucker416]

SIGNAL!!! BOOST!!! I don't care if this doesn't fit your blog's aesthetic, reblog EVERY TIME!!!

[toesucker416]

I know things are scary because they're going to strike us down with their powerful kicks, but here's what YOU (yes, YOU READING THIS RIGHT NOW) can do

1. nothing

2. we're so fucked

[martial-art-world]

WE'WE ALLLG ONNA DIE

[pansyfemme]

sometimes i struggle to use the word ‘bootlicker’ in a negative sense because of sexual desires i will not disclose here

[bagofcoldnoodles]

Is it licking boots?

[pansyfemme]

because of sexual desires i will not disclose here.

[memewhore]

[rowatever]

thanks thomas 

[portmanteau-bot]

thomas.

This portmanteau was created from phrase ‘thanks thomas’. Beep-boop. Portmanteau^bot^1

[himejoshikomaeda]

nice one dumbass

[neenarchive]

they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives

[neenarchive]

many dishonourable knaves in the notes of this post

[couchnapping]

Ringo Starr has the elf stones. It is misinformation to say that it is a joke. Denying his possession of the elf stones is libelous and could result in legal action.

[dogpuppy]

[swagophile]

i have small boobs + butt and i'm a being composed entirely of ill intent and malevolent thought. do You still find me sexy ?