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fertilefloor

i'm opening up our relationship so bugs can get in

emotargaryen

one of the tweets of all time to me

1794

mustard snob canon

#tsami

missingpostermaker

See so many girls talking about intox but what about the domme getting drunk? A sleazy, older dyke, preying on you. You can easily smell the alcohol on her breath, almost burned into her skin. She's too far gone to be able to listen to your mewling pleas to stop when her hands start wandering. Muttering in your ear that you wanted this when you feel her groping your tits.

phyllocnistis

pervy dyke baiting you into thinking you can smoke more than me and before you know it, you're so high you can't think straight and my hands are sliding into your pants

petulantpony

am i the only one who cant stand seeing Boy Shen now that she’s started drawing herself as a girl

petulantpony

i want to kill boy shen with a pipe. give me girl shen. stop it. i’m scared. where is girl shen please bring her back

petulantpony

shencomix please transition and stop drawing the repressed version of yourself please please please

ashenmind

mimic girl…

inbabylontheywept

my favorite comprehensible math fact is that 1 + 1/2 + 1/4 + 1/8 + 1/16 + 1/32... all the way on, forever, equals exactly 2. and i love it because it sounds totally mystical and then you see the proof for it and its just like a little drawing that makes you go, oh, right, duh. like all you need is a square that you have decided has an area of 2, and then you just start coloring in.

inbabylontheywept

i see what you're referring to, but that "never get that final block in place" thing is what infinity is for. the infinity is kind of for the moment when you do the final thing in a never ending pattern. its the last number. there is no last number. its there. you can see it. you cannot get there. but what if you did? then you'd be at two. you are at two. you measure the corners of your house. its a little bigger on the inside than the out. hm.

uh oh.

inbabylontheywept

we dont talk about the ramanujan sum in this house. that is an incomprehensible math fact and the way that it repeatedly pops up in high level physics is proof that there is something wrong with our high level physics, or something wrong with the idea of addition itself. it scares me. genuinely.

aliendeer

a curly 4 u

#yay!

ven-erated

Remind Me to wear tank tops more

ven-erated

Face in My lap time. If you want to look up at Me I’ll just gently finger your mouth, running My fingers along your gum line, pressing down on your tongue.

#fuck sounds like heaven tbh I'm getting lightheaded

jadedpreschooler

i could fuck up a yummy rn

jadedpreschooler

kind of feeling like yummies r the vibe

jadedpreschooler

no yummies until dinnertime

jadedpreschooler

ace-trainer-alice

Oh no, love potions don't work like that anymore. First sight rules cause so many problems, you know? And blood magic is expensive.

These days, they do a kind of automatic bonding process, where the magic in them connects with the target, and then applies to the subject. You see, it has to do with the mana field within the potion and the mana field of the individual, and the relative resonance of the two. You see—

Well, yes, yes, it's all very technical. I was getting the feeling some of it was going over your head, but you didn't have to stop me like that. I guess, suffice to say, it won't do anything if she just drinks it like this.

Ok, so, how it actually works is you need to drink it first, just a little bit of it, a mouthful. Then you slowly swirl it around in your mouth to make sure it gets everywhere and picks up as much of you as possible. You want to really mix it with your essence.

Do it in front of me, please, so I can be sure you're doing it right. I don't want anything to go wrong.

There. Just like that. Look in my eyes. Good. I can see that it's working. Smile for me. I can see it in your eyes.

Now be a good girl for me and drink the rest of the bottle.

morganitism

*swings a pendulum in front of you* oooooh you wanna stop using psycho/psychotic as insults so badly. and psychopath. and sociopath. and antisocial. and homebound. and schizo. and narcissist(ic). and braindead. and mouthbreather. and delusional. and

grfygrf

It's occurred to me that the core of pretty much any name-calling is going to be some level of ableism, racism, sexism, etc. so maybe we all would benefit from being more direct in the criticisms we have for people we don't like. Like, say what you actually mean instead of using disabilities as a proxy for the word "bad"