•I Know That You Dont•

5sos~1D~Billie Eilish~bullshit

[baby-og-sus]

[beehnx]

Who are you when Eminem appeared on the Oscars stage?

[o6eiyrskb4hg7rix8hih-deactivate]

i’m dating an astrophysicist

[writing-and-nutmeg]

[blujayonthewing]

yeah just leave it on the table for me I’ll get some in a minute

[parasiteeve-archive]

@patdfobmcr-yt ask and ye shall receive 

[lullychi]

a cinematic masterpiece

[quotemadness]

“Too shy to say, but I hope you stay.”

— Billie Eilish

[boychic-deactivated20230922]

i remember this one time the neighbor’s cat, simba, broke into our house to fight our cat, also simba.

[boychic-deactivated20230922]

[zzzanzzz-deactivated20201124]

People in their twenties be like. My interest include drugs. Drinking. Tv series. Uber eat. causing and then resolving Interpersonal issues

[anaryllis]

are you guys doing ok

[lygerzero14]

We swap our HAIR! - 10 Minute Power Hour

[shadovvlurking]

Pirates are cool they’re like ocean cowboys

[summerchick13-deactivated202510]

or are cowboys more like land pirates….?

[shadovvlurking]

[basic-banshee]

I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.

But now the company holiday party is upon us.

And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.

I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.

[basic-banshee]

I like that people have two reactions to this post.

Reasonable: “just say she couldn’t make it!”

Chaotic: FAKE DATING AU

Well, which one is it going to be?

[basic-banshee]

And so it begins

having the DMV area Craigslist bookmarked has never come in handy before but now

[basic-banshee]

Update, Craigslist has flagged my post as inappropriate.

[basic-banshee]

Apparently you can’t solicit a date as a “gig”

I now see my mistake

[basic-banshee]

Update: a date has been acquired. This is true lesbian solidarity in action.

[justluckyiguess]

My wife has now read this and wonders how baby gays are even meeting and mating

[basic-banshee]

Can confirm I am meeting and mating just fine 😂

[basic-banshee]

By the way I’m in a relationship with this woman now

[cooliopumpkin]

[basic-banshee]

This is the feedback I’ve been looking for

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

night sluts

[dragongirltitties]

they’re called vampires

[billie-eilish-crown]

[racybiscuit]

[love-sck-deactivated20200202]

[elveepee]

“Ziggurat,” 2019 oil on paper LOUIEVANPATTEN.com

[papasmoke]

hmm, i will jump into this rabbit hole yes

[theproblematicblogger]

So I have a question for my followers: are there any conspiracy theories you’re 100% convinced are real

[berqamot-deactivated20190704]

Canadian prime minister Justing Trudeau is the illegitimate son of the late Cuban dictator Fidel Castro

[unstumpabledeplorable]

Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

[feminists-against-feminism]

Castro with Treudeau’s parents

holding Justin’s older brother as a baby

Supposed parents are both white, yet Justin has Brown nipples

[ampersand-prime]

See, the nipples angle is just not something I would’ve thought to pursue

[feminists-against-feminism]

1000$ says his brother, who actually looks like his father Pierre, has pink nipples.

[theproblematicblogger]

Do we have a picture of Fidel’s nipples? My searches have yielded fakes and forgeries.

[papa-peach-deactivated20241019]

The FBI agent watching me is about to be very concerned.. *opens Google and starts typing*

Fidel Castro’s Nipples

[unclefather]

[saltyolivegreen-deactivated2021]

In... in jars?

[mattchewpicchu]

No