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AnasAbdin
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
art blog(derogatory)
Love Begins
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Cosimo Galluzzi
JBB: An Artblog!
Game of Thrones Daily
we're not kids anymore.
NASA
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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Xuebing Du
JVL
Sade Olutola
will byers stan first human second
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@thepokemanik
Working at a sex shop has ruined me because I was checking out a booth at a public market selling bone-shaped collar tags that said shit like “I’m lost” and “pet me” and “spoiled” and it wasn’t until I saw “I pee when I’m excited” and thought damn okay kind of hardcore that it even occurred to me that they could be for like. ACTUAL dog collars 😭😭😭
I think those fancomics where Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes is transgender are cute and fun but I also think it's a deep misunderstanding of Calvin's character to think he would transition into a heterosexual normie who goes to her high school reunion. That girl would have neopronouns and fang implants
Adult Calvin is a tattoo artist named Panthera who is the bassist in a terrible metal band called Captain Napalm and Hobbes helps do faer E injections
I know it's like 2 weeks too late to change it but I'm so mad I didn't realize that the band would obviously be called "Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS". I walk the road of shame
we as a society do not deserve queen deltarune. why the fuck is she not inescapable within this fandom. i like tenna just fine but she deserved what he got
I dont remember why I made hmmboob.png but I’m thankful for it every single day
is this real
guys im scared is this real
When the group chat arguing and bro starts messaging you privately
paws at you. whines at you. awouf
awrruf... c'mere
rrawrf
Little wolf youre our last hope... our best driver just had a tummy ache
You are our last hope to win the Daytona 500...!
aw fuck *fastens seatbelt*
You’ve heard of the Roaring 20s........
now get ready for the Screaming 20s - coming to a decade near you in 2020
is it too early or can we start screaming now
in retrospect perhaps we should have started sooner
this post is the equivalent of a newspaper from the day of the outbreak being blown past by the wind after you wake up in a post apocalyptic world
this is immensely funny to me
ill just shake it all around! here i go!
Lets hear it for Malicious Compliance
*filming literal mold* “There is a bit of a damp problem…” The signs saying “DON’T BUY THIS” are a beautiful touch.
Official silly sign(s)
my inflammatory opinion is that there's a lot of jokes on here that autistic people call ableist that aren't actually ableist, and the reason they didn't get the joke wasn't because op was socially excluding autistic people, but because they (the autistic people calling the joke ableist) are condescending assholes
like you know the "poking my inflated burning hot phone battery with a twig for fun" type of post. it's kind of like smooth sharking but different because it involves a scenario being presented that's super cartoonish beyond just someone pretending to believe something dumb. for example there's the one post where a woman pretended not to know what snow on the windshield of her car was, and then she posted a picture of her pretending to drive while being like xD the road is bumpy today. And There Were People Taking It Seriously. and the specific Tone of taking it seriously is never like. concern or fear or confusion. it's always leaping to insult the op for being such a Moron Who Deserves To Die. like i don't think you actually have the level of impaired functioning necessary to be incapable of stepping back and going "is the op so stupid that theyre literally committing vehicular manslaughter, or is it a joke?" i think the reason you're not stepping back to ask yourself that is because you're just assuming by default that everyone else is a stupid fucking idiot moron. your default mode is to assume that someone is the dumbest piece of shit alive and start condescending them or mocking them for it instead of considering a more generous alternative even briefly. also why are you acting like you care about ableism when your response to seeing someone whom you believe doesn't meet your standards for intelligence/doesn't get something--but clearly has no malice towards anyone--is to condescend them and make fun of them. ESPECIALLY when you're taking the joke seriously enough to assume that they're unknowingly putting themselves at risk?? like you're telling me you thought this person might be about to blow themselves up with a phone battery bomb from not understanding that it's dangerous and your response was to decide they Deserve It??? AND YOU THINK THEY'RE ABLEIST ?
like you know what i mean. im not talking about the people who don't get it and are taking up a normal tone about it i think it's bad when people respond to those people to carry on the bit instead of just explaining so they're not worried/confused. but what the Hell is going on with people who start wishing for people to die over their looney tunes tumblr post bit & then call it ableist when they realize it's a gag. bonus points if someone explains it nicely and they still get mad like they weren't just getting legitimately furious at someone for seemingly not understanding something simple. your problem is you love finding ways to decide other people are idiots so you can laugh about it and insult them
Remember when Xbox was going to basically ban used games for the xbox one, and Playstation made fun of them with that video titled "how to share games on Playstation" and it was just one guy handing another a game disk? And now Playstation is getting rid of physical disks entirely
One of my all-time favorites
*approaches lesbian couple*
So which one is Miku and which is Teto?
I'm not necessarily rooting for the US in the world cup but I do think it would be funny if they made a deep run if only because I feel like, for countries that are actually good at international football, "You lost to the USAmericans" would make for god tier trash talk
Imagine you're from a country where this sport is like a national civic religion and you lose to a bunch of dork ass losers who call it soccer. There's no coming back from that
I thought the USMNT making a deep run and embarrassing some European teams in the process would be the funniest outcome for them in the World Cup but Trump using FIFA's limitless appetite for corruption to get a red card overturned for their game against Belgium only for them to completely embarrass themselves, play way worse than usual and lose by 3 goals is SO much funnier holy shit that's incredible
