By Accident or Design

Tales of a Twenty something

[beforetherewasinternet]

James Bond can’t hold his liquor. 

I’m liking Pete Holmes more and more and more.

[xsweetjpx-blog]

All you can ever do is hope to be honest to yourself about what you’re doing in the moment that you’re doing it, and, on top of that, be honest with yourself when that shit changes.

Baron Vaughn, “On The Subject of Normalcy” from Adam WarRock’s amazing album “You Dare Call That Thing Human?!?” (via xsweetjpx-blog)

[stand-up-gifs]

[thursday]

[byaccidentordesign]

It really would be.

[just-shower-thoughts]

People expect the secret message to change when playing the camp game “telephone,” but they have absolute faith that religious texts, translated and copied thousands of times over multiple centuries, are perfectly correct.

[byaccidentordesign]

Real talk.

[byaccidentordesign]

We all change. When you think about it, we are all different people, all through our lives. And that's ok, that's good, you gotta keep moving, so long as you remember all the people that you used to be. I will not forget one line of this. Not one day...I swear. I will always remember when the Doctor was me.

Doctor Who

[byaccidentordesign]

If The Golden Girls Had Snapchat

Travel down the road and snap again.

[rowdyholtzy]

The age by which you thought you’d have everything figured out, but instead you just feel like an overgrown kid…

And you feel inadequate because shouldn’t your life be all put together by now? And your room more clean and your schedule more organized and WHAT...

[lukebrandens-deactivated2015111]

New blog ~~ used to be tomhazeldine

[boyexemplified-deactivated20151]

[azizisbored]

[byaccidentordesign]

There are so few people that you meet in life that give you that feeling that you’ve found a real unique, original person. Harris Wittels was one of those and we lost him yesterday. He was 30 years...

[byaccidentordesign]

When I heard Jon Stewart was leaving The Daily Show

[sizvideos]

[marquitawontstoptalking]

This just killed me

[slushilanche]

[the-taintedtruth]

I might be too young to settle down and marry, but I’m definitely too old to be playing anymore games. I’m too old to just be talking to someone, too old to not know what’s really going on, and too old to be entertaining somebody with no intention of making it work. At this age, I’m only interested in consistency, stability, respect and loyalty. And I want to hear someone tell me that they love me and know they Goddamn mean it.

(via heyohdee)