J Russell Mikkelsen

You may remember this site as Before There Was Internet. But I ran out of jokes for that so now it's just generally funny things. If you're looking for my writing and other stuff I create, check my blog Yeah Lets Go There. var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push(['_setAccount', 'UA-2198507-8']); _gaq.push(['_trackPageview']); (function() { var ga = document.createElement('script'); ga.type = 'text/javascript'; ga.async = true; ga.src = ('https:' == document.location.protocol ? 'https://ssl' : 'http://www') + '.google-analytics.com/ga.js'; var s = document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })();

[melissa-benoists]

this is LITERALLY the funniest promotional piece that anyone has ever made for a tv show or movie ever

[thesuperheroesnetwork]

Ant-man!

[graceking]

I love these comics by Nathan W. Pyle.

[beforetherewasinternet]

So simple. So funny.

[improvisingfatherhood]

I was reading a book about samurai to my 6-year-old. The book explained that women were trained in sword fighting, not to go to war, but to protect the home.

6-year-old: Oh come on, why couldn’t women go to war?

Me: It’s called the patriarchy.

6-year-old: (pause) Whatever that is, I hate it.

[beforetherewasinternet]

Very blatantly inspired by Ben Kling’s tumblr.

[safelyendangered]

Hello readers! I began drawing Safely Endangered in 2012 and have since drawn over 500 of these silly comics. Last year, publisher Andrews McMeel got in touch with me about finally putting a book together! It’s 143 pages and includes dozens of new exclusive comics as well as over 100 classics. You can see some of the comics included in this post! Anyway, I’m really happy with how it turned out. Whether you’ve been with me since the start or only discovered my profile recently, I appreciate your comments, likes and all the support over the years. If you’re interested in picking up a copy, it releases in April/May and you can find a pre-order link below. If your country isn’t listed, local bookstores or international postage from an Amazon site is probably your best bet. I’ll also have copies for sale at various UK cons throughout the year! Cheers pals ~Chris

https://www.safelyendangered.com/book

[tastefullyoffensive]

[dansoncapaldi-deactivated201910]

TED DANSON BEING TAUGHT HOW TO DO THE FLOSS IS THE GREATEST THING YOU’LL EVER WATCH.

[beforetherewasinternet]

My day just got so much better :D

[businessinsider]

All the dates and deadlines you need to know before voting in the 2018 Midterm Elections

[beforetherewasinternet]

Go vote!

[thepigeongazette]

I may be a little competitive

this happened like over two weeks ago, only just starting to feel my legs

Part two coming up!

[thepigeongazette]

The M stands for magnificentstepologist

;_; I will never do that again.

Confused because you haven’t read PART ONE?? <– CLICK!

[mamalazzer]

Meanwhile, Kylo is upstairs in his room, live-streaming his time in captivity.

The rest of the series is here

[thesuperheroesnetwork]

Texts From Superheroes

[beforetherewasinternet]

Spiderman! Spiderman! Doing no things a spider can!

[mamalazzer]

The modern adventures of Han and Ben Kylo (Manip AU)

Luke and Han finally see each other again. Luke is silent. Ben isn’t. (Because it kills me that Han and Luke never saw each other again. Also? Luke is always ‘kid’ to Han, no matter how old he is).

The rest of the series is here

[beforetherewasinternet]

I love this series so much.

[mamalazzer]

The retro adventures of Vader and Luke (feat. Han)

Vader likes force-talking to his son about the family business. Cue awkward conversations during work

The rest of the series is here

[mikedawwwson]

Why Did They Come?

[wobblyjimbles]

TOO FUCKIN’ phenomenal to NOT reblog!!!!

[wanderingpraxian]

Always reblog.

[paper-mario-wiki]

[bestnatesmithever]

Byeeeeeeee

[beforetherewasinternet]

Fuck Henry Cowvill. Worst superman ever. 

[rupelover]

Daniel Radcliffe and Tom Felton talk about Rupert Grint how he can’t say ‘no’ to his fans on Tom Felton Meets the Superfans.

[beforetherewasinternet]

WHERE IS RUPERT?! I MUST ASK FOR HIS AUTOGRAPH!