bytewisebard.exe

hey!!! welcome!! ❀ je suis gay et trans.. and so out of practice speaking or typing in french ❀ fatigue is my default state ❀ he/they/ze/neos ❀ furry ❀ swiftie ❀ sys member side blog :3

[bytewisebard-exe]

okaokayokay so I finally made myself a side blog so the rest of my poor system doesn't have to deal with my hyperfixations (at least, as intensely)

basically

this blog will be unfiltered gay disaster!

18+ only, please.

Lots of Taylor Swift, Zelda, & Date Everything >:D

userboxes by me...because i.. just cant be bothered trying to find applicable ones when i have the power of photoshop at my fingertips o k a y ? ? ? ? they say what i want them to rather than "vaguely fitting the vibe"

Should I include details abt who I am? Maybe???

Uh, furry, queer, trans, gay disaster... Swiftie... and I really love statistics and psychology! Also french... Though, I'm really out of practice with it (it's been five years since I've had an opportunity to use it). Uhmmm, my fav Lego bricks are 32557 and 105006pb01, I'm 20 (most of the time, we got that sys age sliding going), aaaand I like baking, when our body cooperates :D

no syscourse. please, don't reblog my non system stuff to discourse blogs. im simply trying to chill and have fun; i'm part of a diagnosed DID system, we live with a bunch of chronic conditions, i am NOT talking about it here. if you really want to ask questions, hit up @constellation-co (our main sys blog, i'm kaden fyi)... this blog will remain happy things, i hope.

[vicaiqiu]

"How about this, huh? Big enough for you?"

Well here we go again, making this two lovebirds teasing each other whenever they can. And yes, I am simp for Volt bottoming, if u haven't noticed yet (both of them switch tho)

[noisysketches]

[high-voltage-heart]

Volt being frisky and romantic at the same time is one of my favorite things

[noisysketches]

Any chance you can draw Eddie in a tank top and Volt bare from the waist up? I know you did something similar with the sleeping one, but kinda more inviting please

I saw the word inviting, and everything blacked out

[noisysketches]

While life is busy, here's some old sketch of Volt in a bra that I'm still quite fond of:

And maybe one -☝️- more

(with the sexsiest hand I ever drew, to be honest)

[luciaivy]

wow i have truly never said this about any of her releases before but the new album is. bad there's no other way to say it.

the only songs i felt were sort of interesting to listen to were father figure, actually romantic and tloas. and even those were lyrically already on pretty well-trodden ground, nothing new there. everything else... boring, mostly. some of it also in pretty bad taste with ROUGH lyrics.

the fate of ophelia but it seems she hasn't even read hamlet - i'm just like elizabeth taylor but i also don't care about money - everyone is cancelling me for my republican friends - let me tell you guys about my boyfriends dick.

why the showgirl aesthetic for the entire (very good looking) promo, and then only one song actually touches on anything related? taylor i think you probably have interesting things to say about the music industry, being famous, being a female performer, etc. but NONE OF THEM are on this album. you just keep reminding me of the existence of your flop boyfriend.

[bytewisebard-exe]

relatively die hard swiftie here (as one can see by the profile picture)

YEAH SERIOUSLY

Nsndkakdmdkdk

The Fate of Ophelia was ok, I've had it on loop but everything else?

Ugh. Not my thing... Sorry Tay...you could've done so well.

Wi$h Li$t really sucked in my opinion, I hated it-

give us ttpd and reputation again, pls pls pls

[what-even-is-thiss]

One time years ago a hate anon called me “the transmasculine version of a basic bitch” and tbh i bring it up so much because that’s the most hilariously accurate description of me possible and i own this fully and yet y’all get surprised when i like mainstream things. I’m gay and I like vanilla lattes and Taylor swift and i study Greek mythology and Spanish like come on one of my favorite video games is Skyrim just because I’m a surrealist writer doesn’t mean I can’t eat candy

[askthebreakerbox]

There comes a time in everyone's life where they must come to a most paramount decision.

[Pause for dramatic effect]

You must choose a fursona.

Can we pick each other's? I've got one for Volt. Arctic fox. Pretty and dangerous.

For Eddie... Would a wolf be too simple a choice? I think it suits him. Loyal, strong, devoted to their communities. Not meant to work alone. And they mate for life.

That's... surprisingly romantic.

[nightbloomingsirius]

electrifying

(edit: just fixed a little something that isnt even noticeable)

[bytewisebard-exe]

and i thought he was scary in game-

[neonbluehazardsign]

artist reader who hangs out at the breaker box a lot. you draw volt and eddie and then give them the pictures. gifting them these little snapshots is your love language.

volt likes the ones where it’s just him caught in a moment—up on the stage, an electric intensity in his eyes, sitting at the bar, teeth bared in a laugh. looking up at something, a soft smile on his face. he pins the drawings up around the bar, and it brings him a little closer to you.

eddie’s favorites are the ones where it’s the three of you. them hugging you, sitting at the bar with you, dancing with you. he likes the way you’ve drawn them, and he cherishes these drawings, keeping his favorites behind the bar.

one night he’s cleaning up after hours, and he finds your sketchbook. it’s flipped to a random page, and eddie flushes as he sees what’s on the page. it’s you—kissing them. cupping their face, bringing them closer to you. and he realizes: you love them.

[maekshuart]

They do not dig you nor your vibe.

[redstonedust]

ykno if the lesbian talyor swift conspiracies were true wouldnt that imply a very sad picture. like if we lived in the gaylor swift universe you'd have to assume all of her very public celebrity relationships are comphet. and that one of the most famous women in the world feels like she cant express her sexuality in any way other than subliminal lyrics that only her fans can see. thats such a sad concept. girl you dont need to do all that. they legalized it.

[666cosmicmango]

POV: Amir is showing off his shard-throwing skills at the Breaker Box and you're the lucky "volunteer"

Bonus doodles ft. MC + Eddie & Volt below

[soulsand-valley]

the hands.

i drew Eddie and Volt's hands quite a few times. Under the cut for slight nsfw warning, nothing too crazy

[b0wie-st4rdust]

The Dice Sisters (Aka Chance Siblings)

I had this idea for a while now and I needed to give it shape, so here are the Dice sisters.

Chance gave me the vibe of someone who had lot of siblings, as well as someone who's been raised around mostly women.

The colors are all based on the dice chance wears on his wrist and because of that, I tried to incorporate each of their respective colors on each design. They are also designed around other elements/Object associated with TTRPG since Chance design is not only the one of a D20 but Also a DM screen and a Dice Bag.

FATE (She/Her): Second Child, She is the representation of a D12, Character Sheet and Dice Potion. She is kind and considerate but she is also kind of a people pleaser. She usually prefer high on roleplay Campaigns as her favorite part of TTRPG is the character arc and development.

In term of other dateable, she is relatively close with Hector and Zoey. She is also technically friend with Parker as she couldn't say no to him rolling for their relationship.

DESTINY aka DES (She/They): Middle child, Kind of a punk. She is both the D10 and the Percentage Dice, as well as a dice Tower. She is a prone to outburst and spend most of her time alone and being edgy, but mostly because she is insecure about a lot of things, including her relationship with her big brother, Chance. Her favorite PC is a Half-Orc BardBarian that she still play to this day.

She is friend with Rebel, even tho they will both say they aren't. She also likes Bodhi a lot and has a soft spot for Bobby.

FELICITY (She/Her): The 4th Child, the Physical form of a D8 and also Minis. She has a special interest in dragon and and fantastic creatures. She knows a lot about all of them, even wrote states block for creature who weren't featured in actual DnD GnG books. She prefers combat-heavy games, as she isn't much of a talker and isn't great with social cues.

She considers Jerry her friend, even tho most of the time they spend together is just them, sitting around in silence, it's enough for her.

LUCKY and CLOVER (She/Her for Both): The Twins and the youngest of the set. They are respectively a D6 and a D4 as well as a representation of LARP/cosplay. Despite being young, they are already fantastical RP-er and have a good grasp on TTRPG rules. Lucky tend to be more mischievous than her twin, who has a more serious style of RP.

They both really like Chairemi and kinda consider her a "Fun Aunt" they often create little scenario together that Chairemi entertain with great pleasure !

[alextuckrrr]

[deertush]

He nods, fighting the urge to press his weight into Eddie’s hips. “Whatever you want, Eddie.” Eddie’s head twitches. His eyes flick down to Volt’s mouth, and he licks his lips. “A loaded fucking thing to say, Volt.”

Commission for @sugxto ♥ Closeup of their cute faces: