welcome!

Volt and Eddie Watts, owners and proprietors of the Breaker Box.

[askthebreakerbox]

Welcome to the Breaker Box, darlings! Your lovely host (and lovelier bartender) of the most popular club in the house have deigned to start a suggestion box for you, our dear patrons, to better serve you all! Please leave any concerns about your service — though we of course hope you have none — questions, comments, or anything else at all right here with us, and we'll answer as soon as we can.

Yeah, whatever. Don't expect all that much from me, here, this is mostly Volt's thing. Talk to him unless you actually have a problem.

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Eddie & Volt ask blog. Vaguely themed as a "suggestion box" at the club, but you can ask them anything.

🔌 NSFW allowed and encouraged (18+). Eddie and Volt are both cis.

🔌 No object OCs, I'm sorry!

🔌 Don't be an asshole.

If I ever need more specific rules than that I'll update them.

Mun info: he/him, 26

[askthebreakerbox]

Hello darling Volt 👋

*hands him a blue satin backless dress*

I think Eddie would love to see you wear this tonight for the show. You'll look like a real proper show host, not that you don't already.

Welp gotta run, sweetheart. Lots to do.

Oh look here's Eddie now

Byeeeeeee, have fun cutie 😉

Volt manages to give you a kiss on the cheek before you dash off; after you go, he holds the dress up and considers it, letting it catch the light and biting his lip in excitement.

Livewire?

Eddie doesn't catch you, only noticing Volt with the dress when he looks to him to ask after you.

What were they — oh.

They gave me a gift.

He holds the dress up to his body and smirks when Eddie turns red.

For the show tonight. Should I try it on?

... Please?

[askthebreakerbox]

Shit, it's been ages since I've drank to be honest. I think my favorite was aways a liquid cocaine or a sex on the beach. Anything fruity, really. I've always thought a virgin strawberry daquri sounded good too!

(If not taken can I snag the 🍓 emoji)

You just named a really strong shot, a classic vodka cocktail, and basically a smoothie. I can't get a read on you at all. If you want to drink, how about we do a regular strawberry daiquiri? Just like the virgin, but with rum. Sound good?

[askthebreakerbox]

you can't spell homeowner without meow, so anyway are you ready for the worst stand up comedy show the breaker box has ever seen? :D

That's a pretty tall order, livewire. We've had some bad acts.

I'm sure you'll do splendidly. Let us know if there's anything we can do for you before you perform?

[askthebreakerbox]

what do you handsome fellas think of Beverly?

Ah, Beverly! What a lovely, talented girl. She and Eddie are quite close, as you can imagine.

Love Bev. I taught her a lot, but she's a great bartender in her own right, now. She's a good kid.

[askthebreakerbox]

(stepping aside from the nsft rp)

Volt, Eddie? I had a really bad day yesterday and since you guys were still catching up on messages, I couldn’t talk to you guys.

Could I please have a hug and some cuddles? Preferably laying in bed while Eddie holds me behind me while Volt cradles the back of my head to his chest? Oh, and some occasional kisses if you don’t mind?

sincerely, 🦋 anon

Oh, darling. Come here.

Volt pulls you into his arms and envelops you in a tight, strong hug.

Do you want to talk about it? Or do you just need some comfort? Either is perfectly fine.

He only pulls away once he asks, just enough to look at you.

Eddie steps in before you can answer, though.

Here, let me have her. Let's get her in bed, first.

When Volt lets him take you, Eddie doesn't just hug you, but instead scoops you up bodily into his arms and carries you to bed. He lays you gently on your side and slots in next to you, curling around you as the big spoon.

There we go. Hey, baby. It's okay. We're here.

And they both are. Volt lays down on the other side of you and kisses your forehead before letting you bury your face in his chest.

Mm, comfortable? We're here for you, love.

[askthebreakerbox]

*stares at you both with the biggest wettest eyes*

Well, aren't you just adorable? Haven't you anything to say?

Are you just gonna stand there and stare? You're freaking me out a little bit.

[askthebreakerbox]

ask box is back on (finally)!

[askthebreakerbox]

I laugh at his warning, definitely not prepared for the... performance.... that Johnny puts on. Unique is a word that would describe the singers' style, not much else comes to mind.

Oh! Mocktail flavor! Um, I think I'm in the mood for something black cherry, that would really hit. But don't worry about keepin conversation, I could probably yap plenty for you, me, and mr. tits out over there.

Speaking of Volt, as I mention him, I turn to look for him, spotting his head pretty easily in the crowd. I sigh, leaning on my elbow and turning slightly towards Eddie, but not directly facing him.

Wow, lucky him, getting you all to himself. Would love to know what both of your lips feel like, though....

I'd like to think I kept the last part in my head, but that's not the case, unfortunately.

-🎱

You — you what?

Eddie looks up from muddling cherries for your drink, but when you look back at him, he immediately looks down again.

Uh, sorry, I don't — I mean, I, we're not —

He sighs, but meets your eyes again.

Please don't try stuff like that with me. I know Volt's kinda known for it, but it's not really my job. I don't know what to do with it.

He strains your drink into a highball glass, adds a cherry, and hands it over to you.

This'd be a Cherry Bomb, if it had alcohol. Yours has cherry syrup and tonic water instead of vodka.

[askthebreakerbox]

💀🌹anon: a new patron tries to shuffle into the bar unobtrusively. they're wearing a black graphic tee of a skeleton and roses and black cargo pants, topped with a cropped black denim jacket that looks a little too warm for the season. they seem to be a little shy and downcast, and are angling for a barstool on the back corner, away from the main part of the crowd.

You'd heard there was an energetic host here, eager to greet every new guest, but it seems you've successfully avoided him; a voice comes on over the speakers, introducing the open mic act, and you figure that must be him.

Who greets you, though, is the bartender, once you make your way to the bar. He gives you a small smile, noticing your uneasiness.

Yeah, it can get loud in here. Quiets down after the show starts. I can't make any promises about how good that'll be, though. Can I get you a drink?

[askthebreakerbox]

😽 Anon, 3

The man's heart swelled at the words of affirmation and acts of affection from the pair, the red tint on his face only growing stronger the longer it went on.

"You damn tease!" He exclaimed, momentarily taken aback at Eddie's request for him to speak his desires aloud. However, he quickly regained his bearings. "As if you don't know the ways I can make it up to you both." He spoke in a sort of sultry tone, bringing both of their hands to either side of his face as he looked up at them both with a shy, yet confident smile on his face.

"Well, I've been terribly pent up without you two… I need you." He all but whined, his tone and heated look in his eyes making his desire more than clear. "Want me to say it? Fine… I want you both to take me as you please. Now, what are you waiting for?"

There's my good boy.

Eddie strokes his thumb over your cheek before leaning down to kiss you, pulling you close.

Mm, you're cute when you're needy.

Before you can take a breath, he passes you to Volt, who kisses you eagerly, tongue pushing past your lips even as he lifts you up to carry you to the bedroom.

After he lays you on the bed, he giggles as he straddles you and comes in for another kiss.

And when Eddie joins you, Volt turns you both onto your sides so that he can hold you from behind and whisper in your ear.

What do you want, baby boy? Who do you want?

[askthebreakerbox]

The incubus just stares, then sighs and looks down, muttering “not everyone knows Latin…. And stops reading after seeing Latin… right…” before smiling up at the two men.

I’m Lionel, remember? “Veni Ad Me, Lionel” is a command to bring me to you. If you want my full name though, you’ll have to work for it. Or just.. get to know me and I’m sure eventually I’ll let it slip but, no matter!

He laughs, then considers the offer.

I’ve never had a job outside what I do now, but I’m sure it’s not much different. I’d love to work for you boys!

He smiles again, tail swaying more.

Your outfits aren’t like.. uniforms, yes? I may be an incubus and I normally look good in most things but… honestly a vest with wires sounds like electrocution waiting to happen for me.

- @the-incubus-anon 🩵

(//He’s definitely not taking this offer just to get more chances to stare at them two when they’re not looking. Not at all.)

Well, most people do prefer to introduce themselves in person rather than via jewelry. It's nice to officially meet you, Lionel. And no, there isn't a uniform. You can wear — well, not anything you like, but anything within reason.

Lionel.

Eddie tests out the name, still looking at the locket before he looks up at you.

To be fair, you gave it to me, not him. But anyway, you can start tomorrow night, if you want. I can train you. Do we need to command you? Or can you just... come like normal?

[askthebreakerbox]

Oh, uh- Hi there! I’m Blaze! gosh you two are- so much more handsome than my cousin Cupid described you to be- Anything you need help with? I- I’m a bakery worker and help run a roller rink in my spare time, so- I’m pretty handy! Your names are Eddie and Volt, right?

[The man stutters a lot, possibly due to nerves. His face is a little flushed, especially after he realizes the comment he made about his cousin got said aloud and not in his head.]

//Blaze is a “homeowner” OC, if you need any context he gets given the Dateviators by his cousin Cupid since Cupid had already became friends with/gotten a few love endings with a couple dateables- Blaze is only nervous cause he knows that wasn’t meant to be allowed.

-🔥🧡

Ah, yes! Skylar told us you might be coming by. A pleasure, Blaze. Volt —

He gestures to himself, then to the man he was speaking with when you arrived, and continues,

— Eddie.

The other man showed a flicker of interest when you mentioned being handy — you think. It dissipates so quickly you might have just imagined it. When he looks at you (again?) it's just long enough to dismiss you completely.

Yeah, hey.

He turns back to Volt.

Anyway, the patch is done. You should be good for the show.

And you? You're alright?

Living the dream. Just... don't overdo it. I'm clocking out.

Volt hesitates for a moment as Eddie leaves,

... but quickly recovers, turning back to you with a good-natured laugh.

Don't mind Eddie. I'm sure Cupid told you how he is. But you should stay for the show! Shall I set you up with one of our VIP tables?

[askthebreakerbox]

I flick my tongue out to trace the tip of Volt’s thumb, narrowing my eyes and pouting playfully as I bring my hands to rest dangerously low on his hips.

“Of course I could be good. And you always leave me feeling so… deliciously spent. But like our darling Eddie said…”

I pause and shift my hips, angling them to grind against Volt ever so slightly as my eyes flick over to Eddie and I smirk.

“I want to fucking play.”

-🥝

Eddie grins back at you, amused, but when his eyes meet Volt's, it turns into a smirk, and he comes up behind you and holds you by the waist.

Volt pushes his thumb into your mouth, pressing down against your tongue; when you close your lips around it, his eyelids flutter, and he steps closer, boxing you in against Eddie.

Play? I can play.

I could have all sorts of fun with you, darling.

He's unfastening your pants as he says so, and when he pushes his hand into your underwear, he hooks two fingers inside you with a grin. He can't really thrust, with the angle — you'd have to grind for him. And that's if Eddie lets you move.

[askthebreakerbox]

Are you two aware of Sprite (the cat made of electrical cords)? Seems kinda like fate, don't it?~

She's adorable. We pet-sit for Mateo sometimes. Not always intentionally, sometimes she just runs over here.

Alas, we don't think Mateo would ever part with her. Perhaps one day he'll get another cordhair in for us to adopt.

[askthebreakerbox]

Volt, do you need a bra?

Also opinion on your tits being called Viddies? 🎤

Angling to see my lingerie, now, are we?

I suppose you can call them whatever you'd like, though "Viddies" does sound a bit like a child trying to say "videos."

[askthebreakerbox]

Hey Eddie, how do you resist from just squishing Volts cute little face? He's just so baby all the dang time I don't think I'd have the self control. The cute aggression would be aggressing so much. (Same for you obvs but like I feel like so many people focus on Volt being sexy and not enough on just how much of a fluffy cutie pie he is.)

I deal with it a little better now that I get to kiss him when I want to. You should've seen me before we got together, I'd get so irritable just thinking about how cute he is.

Moody and broody, you mean.