simple starter sentences surrounding uncomfortable meetings and meet not-cutes, for those inclined towards that moment when you crash into each other and wish the floor would swallow you up.
❝you really need to learn to watch where you are walking.❞
❝did – did you just walk into a lamp-post?❞
❝are you alright? i saw you fall–❞
❝that is possibly the stupidest thing i have ever seen someone do. also, hello.❞
❝um – i am fairly certain that door is one you have to pull. that is why it isn’t opening.❞
❝ohhhhhhhhh boy, that’s a loooot of wine bottles you just knocked over back there. you gonna help clean it up or d’you figure you can just run for it?❞
❝what do you mean, you didn’t do it? i legitimately just saw you reverse into my car!❞
❝um – sorry to bother you, but my date hasn’t turned up and everyone is starting to really pity me. would you mind sitting with me for a while?❞
❝i hate to break it to you, but you have a cat burglar in the house. apparently he likes other people’s socks.❞
❝i’m not insert name here, but good attempt, i guess. i’m sure they probably heard you, given that the whole store just did.❞
❝how much have you had to drink? you are stumbling all over the place…❞
❝i’m sorry that they all laughed like that. have you hurt yourself?❞
❝this party was meant to be fancy dress. didn’t – anyone tell you?❞
❝yep, you just pulled out right in front of me, you arsehole, and unfortunately for you, i have a dashcam!❞
❝quick! don’t ask questions, just follow me and run!!! ❞
❝nice music, not. turn it down, why don’t you – or get some headphones, next time.❞
❝– what?! no, no, you have got it wrong!! i am not their accomplice!!❞
❝you look a little queasy. want me to stay with you and make sure you don’t pass out or something?❞
❝hey! give that back!! you can’t just steal other people’s things!❞
❝is this your dog? he somehow managed to get into my yard again.❞
❝did– did you actually just copy the answers off of me?❞
❝sshh!! for the last time, i am trying to watch the movie – get off your phone!!❞
❝what do you mean, you didn’t see me? i was standing right here!❞
❝piece of junk? um, apparently it was actually modern art, just saying. worth a good few thousand.❞
❝excuse me? is that your child currently drawing on the merchandise?❞