Velvet Riddler

Human disaster incapable of doing anything but making jokes. #byVelvet

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if there's anyone I've never seen feel any pain or sorrow... it's you, Berlín.

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Watch "geralt & jaskier | beautiful crime" on YouTube

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I'll be the actor starring in your bad dreams.

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I want to recognize your beauty is not just a mask.

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You'll never be loved till you've made your own.

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Doesn’t have nobody to call his own.

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'Cause every love story always end in tragedy if you wait long enough.

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Crossover A series of unfortunate events x Until Dawn. “Till the End”

A tiny butterfly flapping its wings today may lead to a devastating hurricane weeks from now.

The butterfly effect.

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Beatrice II: uncle Lemony says I shouldn’t be seeing you.

Count Olaf: your uncle Lemony is a fuckward.

Beatrice: what does this word mean?

Count Olaf: ask your uncle.

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Lemony: fuckward is a word which here means...

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My first video on asoue. Maybe not the last one. Look away!

Contains spoilers from season 3.

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Klaus Baudelaire, is that you?

[beatricebidelaire]

reactions to beatrice baudelaire wearing the dragonfly costume in the bedroom and suddenly flying towards the ceiling when accidentally pressing the activation button:

lemony: *secretly vows to make a more elaborate and dramatic costume than beatrice’s just to prove a point*

bertrand: *totally unfazed* ok turn that off you don’t want to run out of power when you actually need it

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Lemonberry ice is the best name I've ever heard.

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Some unfortunate events in Dr. Horrible’s sing along blog.

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Hi theeeeeere.

(Don’t bite me, please, my love)

[darling-dearest-dead-inside]

WHAT ARE U DOOOOOING

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I’ve already done, tbh. Love you too. :)

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Hi theeeeeere.

(Don’t bite me, please, my love)

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Nygmobblepot’s episodes.

Just think about it.

1x15 — Oswald met Edward in police station for the first time. 

2x15 — Oswald came to the Nygma’s house after Arkham.

3x15 — Edward took the pills to see his dead friend and finally to tell him “I miss you”. And a magnificent cover of Wake up alone.

4x15 is today. I’m waiting for it.

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Who wins: nygmobblepot or riddlerpot?