I g-guess that was a p-pretty exciting weekend.
Well, if you wanna y’know have raincheck or anything on my offer that’s fine. I’m assuming that shake of the head was that you …don’t want to?
Oh shit. Are you even available for post-birthday sex..?
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@c-callmehobbes
I g-guess that was a p-pretty exciting weekend.
Well, if you wanna y’know have raincheck or anything on my offer that’s fine. I’m assuming that shake of the head was that you …don’t want to?
Oh shit. Are you even available for post-birthday sex..?
I g-guess that was a p-pretty exciting weekend.
Now I want to assume yes, but unfortunately I can’t understand what your saying… I’m fine if you don’t want to by the way but the offer is on the table.
[shakes his head furiously, too embarassed to speak]
I g-guess that was a p-pretty exciting weekend.
Surprises. Good ones.
I'll t-try to think of s-something good for your gift then.
I g-guess that was a p-pretty exciting weekend.
Is that a yes or a no?
[lets out a string of unintelligible sounds]
HOBBES YOU CANNOT SLEEP WITH ADDISON. I FORBID IT. Ashley would be displeased. And so would I.
I w-w-w-asn't...um? W-who are you?
I g-guess that was a p-pretty exciting weekend.
Gifts. I want gifts.
W-well, is there an-anything specific you like? Or do you like s-surprises?
I g-guess that was a p-pretty exciting weekend.
I’m part peacock. Betcha didn’t expect that huh? Dude, I’m fine if you’re into guys or whatever. I’ve had a few myself. So you’ve not had any birthday sex at all?
Would you like some?
I g-guess that was a p-pretty exciting weekend.
No, seriously. You have no idea… I just. Addison is the most sensible thing about me which is saying something.
What no girls? You into guys then? C’mon you can’t have a birthday without some hot sex! It’s like you get all the blowjobs you want because apparently that’s what people like to give on that “special” day.
I-I don't u-understand?
N-no, I d-d-don't -- i-it's --
I g-guess that was a p-pretty exciting weekend.
Things. What things.
Do not be sorry. I bite harder.
Gifts, and s-sometimes streamers or other d-decorations, if you wanted.
O-o-okay.
I g-guess that was a p-pretty exciting weekend.
Ah… yeah. I have no idea where my name came from. Apparently it was the most sensible thing I have.
So, what did you go do for your 24th? Pick up any cute girls?
I-It's not t-that bad, I think.
N-n, uh, no, n-nothing like that.
I g-guess that was a p-pretty exciting weekend.
Hobbes… unusual name. Given or… just named yourself?
N-nickname.
I g-guess that was a p-pretty exciting weekend.
Well, y’know… it should. Fine looking guy like yourself. Oh, I’m Addison by the way. I probably should mention before I look like a random creep off the street.
I-I, um...C-call me Hobbes.
I g-guess that was a p-pretty exciting weekend.
Good. Celebrate today.
No. He is annoying and bites hard.
Do you kn-know how they're celebrated? W-with cake and things.
O-o-oh...I'm s-sorry.
I g-guess that was a p-pretty exciting weekend.
You decide on day. Yes, Loch.
He is my…my…my… mate.
W-well, uh. W-we could c-celebrate t-today if you like. It's not hard to do.
R-really? He m-must be nice.
I g-guess that was a p-pretty exciting weekend.
Hey, I’m currently out-doing you by two years. You gotta catch up at some point right?
I-I, uh, guess so? T-that's...I d-don't think that's how it works.
I g-guess that was a p-pretty exciting weekend.
Good. Birthday for me. Loch will help.
U-until then, i-if you wanted, you could decide on any d-day for your birthday. Um, L-Loch?
I g-guess that was a p-pretty exciting weekend.
Congratulations for surviving a year!
how many years is that now?
T-thanks.
Um. T-twenty-f-f-four.