Pipe the fuck down

[nyisinthehouse-blog]

[opioidwastoid]

Drug dealer- “I’m outside”

Me- First of all I’M outside. So where are you really

[c-says-so]

[desimerollinhere]

[blueraspberries]

[ladamania]

Visit Original Link

[ruinedchildhood]

zombiesusingtheinternets:

damnthatswhatshesaid:

Significant piece of childhood, get your ASS on my blog

[knowyournewmeme]

You either die while riding a horse, or live long enough to get off the horse

[gaypornstar23-deactivated201506]

[theinturnetexplorer]

God bless you Elan, you are my hero.

[screencap-central]

[c-says-so]

Seriously asking for help guys I'm 26 .....sooo.....

[c-says-so]

[cracked]

11 Self-Defense Techniques (That Even A Child Could Use)

[xxxkyrareaperxxx-deactivated201]

These are great! These are all really useful methods of defending yourself and I actually learned most of these in my Krav Maga classes. 

I would have to go up against people (usually guys) twice my size and could easily overpower me, but these tricks DO work and they don’t require a lot of strength.

[weird-biscuits]

Reblog to save a life

[1softie-deactivated20170801]

why do y'all hate when women enjoy anything

[onlyblackgirl]

Love this.

[pashionforfashion21allday]

Beautiful

[iguanamouth]

a mess

[itastemetal-deactivated20200404]

this is THE BEST explanation of this aspect of mental illness i have ever seen

[suxitsideways]

This

[comfortofdreams]

*is in court*

mercury was in retrograde ur honor