c09lemondick413

It's me! the one with the lemon dick! hi! honk :o) go read slumbus, stinky!

[pavizi]

got back from my hrt appointment. sorry i need to talk about this or i'm going to lose it

left at 5pm

inquire about swapping my pills for injections and getting on prog

student technicians leave

wait an hour

student technicians come back with a doctor. older white woman (late 60s?). wearing a progress pride flag lanyard and pride pins

explains that i am not going to be put on prog because they want to put me on spiro first to lower my t levels and see how i adjust. she hands the student technicians a chart of the timeline of expected effects on feminizing hrt and explains to me what will happen as if i am a child

doctor hands the chart to the student technicians to have them elaborate. leans over and yell-whispers FOCUS ON THE BREASTS. feel like the ishowspeed trying not to laugh gif. barely maintain composure

they leave. distinctly hear doctor misgender me through door as she talks to student technicians.

wait another 40 mins

pharmacy technicians come back with a prescription

they leave. wait another 20 minutes

i am finally discharged at 8pm

[c09lemondick413]

[pavizi]

adult ralsei built like toriel. you agree

[c09lemondick413]

the silly,,,

[lesmaposting]

Assorted Aradias from Twitter

[contemptible-scoundrel]

have fun with your "slutweed" or whatever, Im fine with my smartweed. [puffs on a corncob pipe while stroking chin thoughtfully] [clearly has a raging erection]

[maretostallion]

nin forced to change lyric to "I want to fuck you like a human" after warning post made by 15 year old

[susiemybeloved]

Came to me in a dream

[valtsv]

being a scavenger animal must be so fucking great. imagine if every time someone died a new restaurant opened up downtown.

[valtsv]

[radetzkymarch]

[purrinceofheart]

Zhen from Psycholonials 💜

[c09lemondick413]

Birthtarune today

[pavizi]

catgirl

[c09lemondick413]

Wait did we Talk About if [The Signless] was a Top or a Bottom? - c2025

[c09lemondick413]

I am FUCKING TIRED OF PESTERCHUM!

I require alternatives!

[xjackjackx]

Carolknight is a hilarious theory because yeah this is a grown-ass woman with a house and a job aurafarming on her daughter's girlfriend

[c09lemondick413]

"Aurafarming"

Utter shit — penis head

[c09lemondick413]

The cutscen pissboy when three middleschoolers rock their shit

[c09lemondick413]

Im not being nice to the big 3 of paraphilecentric radq tumblr.

This is an assertive statement. Fuck all of you.

Just because *you* do not define something as abuse doesn't mean it isn't abuse.

[c09lemondick413]

I have an au called dollarstuck and it is horrible and i love it. If you think Mr. Warosa is bad, you will cry at Jad.e[sic].

I will reveal story stuff and character purposes IF at least one person expresses mild interest, but mostly its like.. a kind of swapstuck kind of thing? It is great, though, and extends far beyond that.

For example: In this AU John has the 'stupidity' people kept seeing jade as having very early on in the comic, but a little beyond that as well, as he is both socially and technologically inept, and with no one willing to reach out and help when he's stuck in the sand, eventually, he sinks, getting a computer virus, and physical virus, from an experimental crockercorp ad testing the abilities of manipulation through They Live style bullshittery, which leads to john, in a similar vain to eridan, falling back onto the functionings of a toxic system in a subtle way (in this case, american capitalism, not plain racism/hemoism) as Barosa (which is his real name) and full blown desperate greedster scambot as Warosa. It is.. Awesome, I think? I love my silly guy. Both sides are to show the same thing; how alienation can impact people, and the ways it can push them to harmful but packaged-as-simple-as-can-be ideologies if the necessary help isn't thrown their way.

Yes it *is* an allegory for ND people, particularly young men, and why, so often, many who were labelled as 'stupid', are pushed towards right leaning and alt right ideologies. I am happy with this and love Jad.e too and theyre all my babies. I do not have trolls yet, and I actually simply don't plan to involve them.

There is no sburb in this au, which will becoming prevalent when we get to the questionably strilondes, who no longer have any of the themes around being heroic as strong within their characters as in canon.