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just homestuck. Lots and LOTS of homestuck .And lame jokes. Always lame jokes.

[milf-maul]

official warning since 4/13 is near

life is hard enough i'm just not gonna fight it this year

[porterr-robinson]

v.2

[halovoid]

this is the BEST video on the entire internet. i’ve seen this hundreds of times over half a decade and it’s THE BEST.

[howlpendraig]

The assassin you sent after me is part of my found family now

[duplexide]

I had a dream that Pepsi released a candy called “Pepsi Particles” that were caviar sized, spherical pepsi logos that fizzed in your mouth. The packaging was a blue and silver pouch with a pepsi logo surrounded with rings like an atom, there were crystal pepsi and pepsi blue flavors as well. I can’t stop thinking about them.

[duplexide]

(ARTIST’S RENDITION)

[solsarts]

At the end of everything, hold onto anything.

Night in the woods, the game

[normalart]

pierogi toss.

[thechloeeffect]

Iconic

[ketsketch]

[jonasgoonface]

night in the woods is a gooooood motherfuckin game. class struggle, good pals, cultshit, punkshit. oh man.

[withalionsheart]

weird autumn 🍂

[kirvia]

She deserved the world

[teathattast]

[teratofreak]

Is that a promise?

[overlord-surgeus]

Road trip who’s coming

[yancyeet]

People keep saying that Detective Pikachu is going to have the obligatory almost-swear-but-cut-away-last-second joke, and it almost certainly is going to do that

But I can’t stop thinking about the fact that the movie IS PG-13

Meaning they can get away with saying fuck once and keep it PG-13

[tiwaztyrsfist]

Reverse cut-a-way. Detective Pikachu is in a room with normal humans who can’t understand him. He stubs his toe really hard. We get like 30 seconds of very loud angry “Pi pika pika pipipika kakapika pipi-” then the main character walks in and we just hear the deep detective pikachu voice go “-FUCK!”

[okapiandpaste]

wait it’s PG-13?

[g3rmb0y]

My dumb cat is cute as hell

[mostlycatsmostly]

sound on

[kaijuno]

that is a bird

[zachary3186-blog]

I DON’T THINK CUTE EVEN COVERS IT THAT IS FLIPPING ADORABLE

[g3rmb0y]

His name is Pistachio, and he curls up next to my head every night and purrs as he falls asleep. He was a stray, and he definitely appreciates a forever home.

[princesstigerbelle]

I love this cat

[la-sanfi]

Chirping Cat

[birds-pigs-and-animatronics]

Leading cause of death in Odyssey: Taking a selfie with a boss.

[wonderweird]

Its their wedding photo

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

RIP to Mario’s Marussy.

[tokillapromqueen-deactivated201]

MARUSSY?!

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

[haiderabd51]