Aut Caesar, aut nihil

Mary. Pretty weird. Obsessed with Dragon Age, Mass Effect and Assassin's Creed, Cesare Borgia, french revolutionaries, books written by Victor Hugo, and lame norwegian comedians. 

[rockandrollchick29]

[maladaptations]

gET WRECKED

[trueloveistreacherous]

I’m a higher level of being, like Her from the movie “Her.”

[amanitacaplan]

[yikesofficial]

fun fact: “nolo” is latin for “do not want” so if someone says yolo you can say nolo and they’ll think its just a stupid comeback but in all actuality you’re speaking latin which is classy as shit so haha the jokes on them

[nuuku-blog]

and it means “(you’re) embarrassing” in finnish so it’s double joke on them

[tastefullyoffensive]

He’s so proud. (via poketrends)

[minyoongii]

@fvcked-up-kids @jihoongi

[jihoongi]

OMG I SHOULD DO THIS WITH MY TURTLES

[robertwire]

400% of mental illness is thinking this is probably just how hard life is for everyone and you just can’t handle it because you’re a whiny baby who isn’t trying hard enough.

[dsxsbx]

Kõnnu Suursoo // Juuso Hämäläinen

[sebastian-likes]

[makeupandchill]

i don’t get it omg

[hedgehodgemonster]

[jumpingjacktrash]

who the fuck is party cannon they’re the true rebels here

[freepeople]

[thesocietynyc]

Liu Wen for GQ China August 2016, photographed by Yuan Gui Mei and styled by Dan Cui

[rebootera]

[twodoorcinemaclubsoda]

Why do men think women are angry just on their period?

I’m angry all the time. Get the fuck away from me

[gumch]

REPTILES ARE BACK

[gumch]

*REPLIES

[catbountry]

[”The Boys are Back in Town” starts playing]

[5th-avenue-nyc]

My “walk past you like we never met” game strong af.

[the-history-of-fighting]

Old School Fencing Ladies

[brassparker]

i failed a student for their midterm grade, and they just sent me an email that just says “bruh.”

[brassparker]

deadass

can we appreciate the respectfully tho?

[ericjudysbeard-deactivated20220]

Working at LUSH: the saga

[vallymgrl]

I have had men some into a store I used to work at asking if “this hairspray will work on men” and when I said yes they said “but it’s purple”

[sailorlune]

My whole life!

[la-plus-heureuse]

A man walks into a store to buy shampoo. He walks down the hair care aisle and spots a pink shampoo bottle that promises to give you luscious locks. The man is determined, for his hair lacks luster. He asks the nearest store clerk, “Will this work for men? It’s pink, so I’m not sure.” The store clerk looks at the man, then at the shampoo. He shrugs his shoulders in ignorance. The man resolves to purchase the shampoo anyway.

After arriving at his humble abode, the man takes a shower with his new shampoo. He opens the bottle and tries to pour the soapy substance into his hand, but alas; the shampoo refuses to fall onto his manly skin.

The man crumples down in utter defeat, sobbing as the shower water softly cascades down his rippling shoulders. The shampoo will never work for him, for he is a man, and the shampoo he bought is unfortunately in a pink bottle. “I should have known,” he cries out in a whimper. “I should have known.”