Cake!

Hi! My name's Cake! I'm a contestant on TPOT. (main @ rawpastamoth)

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Hello! I am now on Tumblr.

My name is Cake :) I’m a contestant on TPOT. And uh. Yeah. Hi!

I don’t know how to do anything! But I guess people can like- ask me things. Or something.

Oh yeah btw no nsfw on this account please- I don’t wanna. See it. 

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The struggle of knowing so many animals to pet and having no hands to pet them with.

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Hey. I'm sorry for having treated you and the other contestants the way I did, and there's no excuse for what I did whatsoever. I'm sure you and the other contestants are having a better time over with Two, and I hope you all end up having fun! [@numeric-value-of-four]

Oh!! Hi Four. Um.

Sorry, this is just a little awkward.

I don’t think I was ever directly hurt by you, so I don’t really feel right accepting that apology on behalf of everyone who was, I hope you understand. Maybe try reaching out to more of them directly. I’m not really mad at you though, and I don’t harbor any grudges or anything.

I hope things are well for you and that you had fun on BFB!! I’m not really in the know on how that all went, just that it ended. Anyway. Hope you have a good day, and maybe, if you can, could you say hi to Loser and also maybe Firey for me?

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Cake how have you been doing recently? (That's a mouthful sorry) Seems like you had a while ride involving some insects and sleepless nights!

I’ve been pretty good! Me an the bugs have a deal going, I let them live in my house and they don’t eat my flesh. I’ve been able to sleep soundly again. I just haven’t been on Tumblr a lot because it is a pretty low priority right now

Thanks for checking in!

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(Billy Boi here again) Its been a while since we've talk! I hope your doing better than last time! Anyways, I've talked to the bugs and we've decided to accept the deal. The bugs will stop taking bits of you and bothering you once you put the rock as a grave/memorial for Bob (Also not to be picky but could you maybe put a green rock? it was Bob's favorite color, oh and baby breath flowers, they were used on his and Vanessa's wedding, but you don't have to put flowers if you don't want to.)

Hi Billy! I’m doing pretty good now, and I hope you and the other bugs are too.

That’s good news! I think I should be able to get both of those pretty easily, so I’ll probably have them by the time I return home tomorrow.

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(Billy here) Apologies about the previous reply!! It was a rough day trying to comfort Vanessa and I guess I ended up breaking down, I just wanted to apologize and tell you that I will talk to the bugs about the deal as soon as possible. I am so sorry about what you been going through, I never expected the bugs to get so vengeful. What you did doesn't compare to what they are doing to you! Going back to the offer, The rock sounds like a good deal! Am sure Vanessa would be delighted!

Billy it’s fine, don’t worry, take care of yourself. I’m staying at my friend Naily’s house for the time being, only a couple days, hopefully that is enough time for you and the bugs to talk and come to a conclusion about the deal.

Again, you’re fine, I understand that grief can be tough and might have resulted in you all lashing out, that’s understandable. When I return home I will return with the prettiest rock I can find.

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(Billy again) Bob and Vanessa had just gotten married, there were young Crickets, YOUNG CRICKETS DANG IT! Apologies for the caps fella, Vanessa is still not over the accident and Becky is really mad at you (Not sure if you have noticed any mosquito bites?) basically ever since the incident with Bob every bug might of gotten more feral with you (Except the spiders those guys are pretty chill) but since bugs are tiny they cant do much so, they basically just take bits of you everyday to annoy you.

Billy I don’t think I can do anything at this point. I have noticed the mosquito bites, thank you, and it is going to actually kill me if this keeps up. I’m running on two hours of sleep, I’m in pain and also really itchy, I just wanna be safe in my own house.

I’ve decided I’m temporarily moving out and (hopefully) staying with one of my team members. I’ll come back when either you guys chill out or leave. You guys are smart, I think you’ll figure out what happens if you don’t do either.

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(Am Billy) It was a rainy morning, the ants were roaming around the kitchen, spiders jumping around the plants, bed bugs probably on your bed, and me and Becky were flying around. Bob and Vanessa (They are brown crickets) were, if I remember correctly, near your bed, when suddenly you were starting to wake up, it all happened so quick, you sat on your bed yawning when you decided to stand up, but you did not bothered to look what was on the floor when BAM, you stepped on Bob.

BILLY I AM SORRY.

I will try to watch my step more often but I don’t really know what I can do now to make this up to you. I can place a pretty rock next to my bed and it will be a little grave but other than that idk. Help

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Hello! Bug representative here! Uh not the same one, the one you were talking with was my Wife Becky, she's a mosquito and she has quite the hunger! The name is Billy btw! About the offer, it sounds really nice and all expect for one thing... YOU KILLED OUR FRIEND BOB!

Hi Billy!

I’m very sorry for your loss, you have to understand that I am very big compared to you and also very panicked when I see bugs, so it is very easy to panic and accidentally kill one of you. If you would like me to sweeten the deal and pay some sort of reparations, let me know and I’ll see what I can do (within reason of course). Again I’m sorry for your loss and I hope you and your wife are well.

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Hello! As a representative of the bugs we would like you to know that we don't want to leave your house, its actually very comfy : ) Nice décor you have btw! (PS. don't look deeply into your bed uhhhhhh totally no bed bugs or anything on there) Oh and your flesh is very tasty! : ) (This phone is so hard to use)

Hello bug representative! I come as a representative of myself, and would like to ask you to hear my side of things.

I also would not like to leave my house. I would like you to leave my house so that I don’t have to, and because you do not pay rent nor own this house, I’m afraid I have the authority, here. (Thanks for the décor compliment though! :))

I am willing to strike a deal though. I can throw some sugar and stuff under my bedroom window (the one with the plants) and you stop staying in my bed and eATING MY FLESH SERIOUSLY ITT HURTS. SO BAD. EVERY DAY. But you can go somewhere else please just not my bed.

I hope this deal is satisfactory and we can mutually benefit, otherwise I will just have to kill you all (I don’t want to do that- but I will because I like my flesh!) and I hope we can bond over having trouble with phones (the screen is too small for me to use, so I use a tablet, but I feel like you bugs might have the opposite problem.)

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Cake why in the hillbillies do you have bugs on your bed?? 🤨🤨🤨

1. They’re not in my bed! At least- I hope not-

2. Bugs get in my house more than other houses because I’m a sweet food and that tends to attract bugs more. I think Pie and a few others have a similar problem. It’s usually not too bad of a problem cause I’m able to deal with them pretty quickly but yeah.

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@ all bugs please get out of my house and do not eat my flesh please <3

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I want to see Cake bald 😶😶😶

WHY?? Why would you want this for me?? It is sos o MEAN AND CRUEl to me! /j /lh

I can’t really.. become bald though. I also just don’t want to. Maybe in another life.

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(OOC: actually anon, your wish is my command

Bald)

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I want to see Cake bald 😶😶😶

WHY?? Why would you want this for me?? It is sos o MEAN AND CRUEl to me! /j /lh

I can’t really.. become bald though. I also just don’t want to. Maybe in another life.

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Being sick SUCKs never do it

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Thinking about when Loser was still here and we would all go and meet up for a game night. One specific night we’d decided on a platformer that we could all take turns playing. It was a pretty good one and there was a lot of excitement around it. So all eight of us gathered together with snacks and the video game, and we decided Loser should go first since he did most of the organizing and stuff. He started the game and went through the opening part of the story and he went into the first level.

He failed the first jump.

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Cake what would you do if you won TPOT and what would you do with the unlimited power?

Hmm.. you know, despite my url, I don’t actually think about this question a lot. Mostly because I really don’t expect to win at all. But I feel like the first thing I’d do if I somehow won TPOT is probably cry. Well, tears of joy, but still. Then I’d probably celebrate with my friends.

With the unlimited power though? I’m not sure. I think it’d definitely come in handy a lot, but I feel like for the most part I’d just use it as a replacement for arms- it’d just make life easier. Maybe I’d go and do some good. Maybe end up helping out Death P.A.C.T. Or something, maybe find a way to use it to help people some other way. Or maybe I’d just lay in my room and play video games.