SIX SHOOTER

Takao. 36. M.

[caballistic]

i actually unironically love kids movies a lot because they’re always really entertaining and lighthearted at base value and you don’t have to think a lot about the plot or anything since its very straightforward (again self explanatory), so i love having movie marathons with himari but danuja doesn’t seem suuuuper interested in them anymore. 

which is understandable, i mean, she is getting older. i like going to watch horror movies with her at the theaters. i think her favorite is psychological thrillers if i remember she told me right. i’m thinking i’ll probably take her to the movies next weekend since we don’t get a lot of time just by ourselves cause himari needs a lot of attention.

[caballistic]

himari sitting on my chest at 5 pm yanking and picking at my eyelids absolutely screeching daddy wake up and of course i bolt upright thinkin somethings wrong but she just wanted me to watch a movie with her.

[caballistic]

just saying words at julien and hearing the bloodlust in his textual tone.

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(as i scroll through tumblr looking at all the posts) hmm… beneath me, beneath me, juvenile… petty and childish… beneath me… this one is good. beneath me, juvenile, beneath me

[caballistic]

speaking of danuja she called me to ask where the tool bag is cause the door came outta frame again and when i told her she was like under the pile of jumpsuits? i said yea and then she proceeded to read out all the badges on em to me cause i like ironing on some just cause i think they’re ridiculous/funny but like, in this voice that clearly said she didn’t think any of em were funny so i had to sit there and go “well hold on my other ride is your dad is funny” only for her to tell me “you are so lame.”

[jakemorph]

we know you only draw dicks for clout bro. you dont really know what dicks are

[jakemorph]

stop trying to make this about penises this is serious

[caballistic]

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

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after that it became less about tryin to teach me things and more how many times could i inconvenience nicky for the sake of revenge.

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sorry for being a tauries.

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no fucking idea what ‘fuck no i’m a bonafide aquemini’ means but i feel it.

[caballistic]

glass animals really said ‘we’re gonna yell big dicks and big ol titties as loud as possible in this song’ and then they did it.

[caballistic]

intense flashbacks to when i ran a discourse blog yet again and i said if you wanna bring up gold star lesbian shit with me / have it in your url / whatever dont fucking touch my stuff or talk to me at all thanks and i got into SO many arguments over it but my favorite part about it was someone sending me an anon asking “””why””” which was so obviously bait but i thought it was funny so i went sittin there in your home pure foamin at the mouth thinkin about what people have done in bed before finding their sexual identity like a fockin weirdo

[caballistic]

i hate white australians so much. what the fuck are you saying.

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almost drowned cause i misjudged a wave and this bitch goes ‘did you have fun’ when he pulls my floppy fish body onto the floor of the boat...whore

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met this funny shark diver in australia cause i had to go way out in the ocean for a job and man. have not met a guy who busts my ass nearly as much

[caballistic]

wish i could make a ‘wait sex is real’ joke but i do honestly forget it exists genuinely until i’m reminded.

[caballistic]

got doinked at sears.